Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietMarco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Ouch... inoti.fyiinoti.fyiFile Notification Attacks: Side-Channel Leakage from the File-Notification System on Linux, Android, Windows, and macOSComments 012
Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietRoss Wintle @rosswintle.uk · 26/09/2026This is a very good point. Anthropic are arguing for AI rights. But we should do human rights properly first. 031
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 24/09/2026Goood morning wiki.php.net/rfc/poll_api it's time to have some fun with you 🎉 😎 🌪️wiki.php.netPHP: rfc:poll_apiI/O polling (also called I/O multiplexing) is a mechanism that allows a program to efficiently monitor multiple I/O resources (like network sockets, pipes, or files) simultaneously and be notified… 100
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 18/09/2026Nothing says "We value your privacy" as "We and our 641 partners" 🫠 #privacy #adblock #fuckthisshit 121
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 13/09/2026Was planning to roll out a bunch of upgrades today, after months of work, and planning, but #GitHub has other plans, well bruch it is then! 001
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 11/09/2026Finally taking some real steps into my OpenTelemetry adventure. With the project behind wyrimaps.net/wow handling getting the game's minimap images, converting them, and all. Turns out I might have been going all in too much, judging by the ingestion metrics 🤦 #php #otel #fibers 200
Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietDamien Seguy @dseguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Naming is hard: typephp, typephp, native PHP, nativePHP, and PHP native? There are quite some confusion notions these days in #PHP ecosystem. www.exakat.io/typephp-nati...exakat.ioTypePHP, native PHP, NativePHP: the ecosystem has a vocabulary problem - ExakatTypePHP, native PHP, NativePHP: the ecosystem has a vocabulary problem 021
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 29/08/2026Miku Miku 5 meter 10Gbit DAC BEAM!!!!! #miku #fiber #networking #beam 000
Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietScott Keck-Warren @scott.keck-warren.com · 24/08/2026What's the worst security bug you've found buried in legacy code you inherited? I'll go first: an MD5 password check using `==` let "magic hash" strings starting with `0e` log in without the real password. PHP saw `0 == 0`. In prod for years. Your turn. #PHP #Security #AppSec 111
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 22/08/2026The fun side of self-hosting my GitHub Actions runners for private projects (and thus on private repos) is that I now have nearly 60+ pending pods after doing some Renovate fixes and upgrades #home-lab #Renovate #GitHub #self-hosting #HomeLab #SelfHosting 111
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 17/08/2026Achievement unlocked: Control a Duux Whisper Flex with @home-assistant.io #Duux #HomeAssistant 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 04/08/2026The downside of going from FullHD to 4K is that you suddenly loose your mouse pointer on websites without dark mode 🤦 #4K #DarkMode #MousePoint #FullHD #DarkModeForAll 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 01/08/2026Best `Best Before Date` I've ever seen on a beer bottle: #beer #heat #death #universe #heatDeathOfTheUniverse #bottle #BBD 030
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 31/07/2026That random junk file to you is a mystery needing to be solved for an LLM: #AI #LLM #junk #code 000
Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietOpen Home Foundation @openhomefoundation.org · 31/07/2026Google restricted key Android features to its own apps. When the European Commission asked us what we thought about about it, we had plenty to say. And they listened. Alphabet must now open up 11 Android features to third-party assistants. Read more 👇openhomefoundation.orgA big win for Android interoperability – Open Home FoundationGoogle gatekept key Android features, and the European Commission asked what we thought about it. Now Alphabet must open 11 Android features to all. 18625
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 30/07/2026Guess the purpose of the repository, haven't pulled in a couple of weeks: 000
Reposted by Cees-Jan Kiewietgalvaoetibr || @galvao@phpc.social @galvaoetibr.bsky.social · 28/07/2026As it's usually the case when a new version is being prepared, PHP 8.6 will come with a lot of deprecations. In my opinion most of the voting is being very sensible and it's awesome to see the language doing some cleanup. Here's what's going on: wiki.php.net/rfc/deprecat...wiki.php.netPHP: rfc:deprecations_php_8_6 121
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 25/07/2026GitHub's repo name suggestion is still the most unhinged part of the platform: 010
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 22/07/2026O hello PHP, haven't seen you toss this error at my before: #php 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 20/07/2026Well, yes, GitHub, I merged the PR with those changes myself, but I really appreciate you reminding everyone about it ♥️ 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 20/07/2026Did GitHub their Elasticsearch crap out again? Suddenly lost PR listed under milestones 😮💨 100
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 18/07/2026Hot damn, new NAS can burst, old one would do 100 - 170 items on average - max. The new one just boosted to 5 - 10 times that. Seen it write up to 200MB/s back to it. Measures in place to keep Raspberry Pi nodes in the thermal safe zone even kicked in. They did 1.8TB in 9 hours, old NAS 100
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 17/07/2026And so the fun begins with getting this code base into shape: 010
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 17/07/2026Coming back to a code base and finding the following class `SchwererGustav ` implementing the `Cannon` contract as an event dispatcher... 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 13/07/2026Tagged bunny/bunny v0.6.0-alpha.3 earlier today: github.com/jakubkulhan/... This is the last alpha release; next will be one or two beta releases, adding some quality of life improvements before the stable v0.6.0 release. #PHP #ReactPHP #RabbitMQ #AMQPgithub.comRelease v0.6.0-alpha.3 · jakubkulhan/bunnySince v0.6.0-alpha.2 This release is mainly a bugfix release, thanks to the work of @tomas-novotny, @dantleech, and @appkit-framework reporting and fixing issues solidifying v0.6.0's stability. Not... 130
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 12/07/2026Lightsaber loading #LEGO #ligtsaber #AhsokaTano #glowinthedark 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 05/07/2026Cool! These should all be green; somehow, the least expected OS to work passed the test, while the top and medium expected OS didn't. Fun! #git #linux #windows #macos #fun 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 05/07/2026UPS: We'll be delivering your package tomorrow. Me: Cool, so you got it? UPS: No, but we will deliver your package tomorrow. Me: The package is still in a different country, you won't get it across Europe in time to get it here tomorrow. UPS: See you tomorrow 👋 #UPS #parcels #shipping #packages 120
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 30/06/2026Did some work on the ReactPHP PSR-7 v2 PR to reduce the visual diff. Managed to shave off over 4K lines in the diff, and updated `clue/http-proxy-react ` to address a blocker: github.com/reactphp/htt... #ReactPHP #PHP #HTTP #PSR7 000
Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085400916196
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 28/06/2026It's great to see the impact PHPStan has on getting faster InfectionPHP runs ❤️ #InfectionPHP #PHP #PHPStan 010
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 17/06/2026@marlam.in troet.cafe/@Benteliciou...troet.cafeBenteliciousArt (@BenteliciousArt@troet.cafe)Angehängt: 1 Bild Water ripple im Glas auslösende Kākāpōattacke #mastoart 100
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 15/06/2026Updating a small project to the latest and greatest PHPStan and PHP versions: #PHP #PHPStan 000
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 11/06/2026Has anyone else seen this "No space left on device" on GitHub Actions come up recently? #GitHub #PHP #CI 010
Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 08/06/2026GitHub shitting it self is getting really embarrassing lately: #GitHub #uptime #UI 020
Reposted by Cees-Jan KiewietDamien Seguy @dseguy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Yield or return, when using ... in a function call? Not an easy question to ask on a first date. #phptip #phptrick php-tips.readthedocs.io/en/latest/ti... 111
![Terminal console output showing a red error message: "Error: [ERROR] Your system is not ready to run the application." with surrounding line numbers (8076–8078), a wget URL reference, and repeated numeric values like "111.8."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pqx42c4ht4rawyf2rduuj4b3/bafkreigijc2ttftw36nj6b5tpi25hzhq77uo2wismvgyoysqmgns45we4u)
