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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 5m
What in the PHPStorm features did I just activate? #SQL #PHPStorm
CREATE TABLE statement defining a comments table with columns id (uuid PRIMARY KEY), author_id (uuid NOT NULL), blog_post_id (uuid NOT NULL), contents (varchar(255)), and created/modified timestamptz(6) NOT NULL, with a turquoise selection box highlighting part of the code.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 09/10/2026
The Battlefield6 devs have humorously called one of their bots "notAI" 👏👏👏 #Battlefield #Humor #AI #BF6 #Gaming #Battlefield6 #Hashtag
Green game HUD showing four teammates with level icons and partially filled health bars over a rocky background, labeled: notAl0173 (level 4), Maelstrom (level 3), SAS50 (level 1), WyriHaximus (level 2).
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 07/10/2026
Maybe my Terraform state file got a bit too big, this is it being pulled from S3: #Terraform #S3
Ethernet throughput graph for a Realtek Gaming 2.5GbE adapter showing a single tall, narrow traffic spike rising above the 300 Mbps line for a short interval before dropping back to a near-zero baseline.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 01/10/2026
And that's the HTTP Client example talking to the HTTP Server example. Signals are next to get working.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 28/09/2026
Gooo morning!!
Sunrise over a thousand islands with the reflections in the water
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 25/09/2026
And that's the HTTP client example working; 5 minutes is all it took to add stream support 👏. Well, 10 minutes because I had to dive into some things; between the #PHP RFC and the PR landing, there were some changes afterwards.
Screenshot of example 14 (HTTP Client (Async)) passing, showing the HTTP of the connection and HTML of example.com
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 24/09/2026
And that is the first example running, the fun one will be the streams tho:
Running example 01-timers of react/event-loop on the new Io\Poll based event loop
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 23/09/2026
I see what you tried there:
Server log lines in green showing repeated frontend GET requests for "/.env" at 2026-09-23 18:01:41, each request returning a 404 error.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 18/09/2026
Nothing says "We value your privacy" as "We and our 641 partners" 🫠 #privacy #adblock #fuckthisshit
Website privacy notice titled "We value your privacy" with a visible subline stating "We and our 641 partners may store or access information..." about cookies and consent.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 13/09/2026
Was planning to roll out a bunch of upgrades today, after months of work, and planning, but #GitHub has other plans, well bruch it is then!
Server error notice: GitHub's Octocat holds a wooden "500" sign beside "Ooops!!!" with a message saying something went wrong and asking users to try refreshing or contact support.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 11/09/2026
Finally taking some real steps into my OpenTelemetry adventure. With the project behind wyrimaps.net/wow handling getting the game's minimap images, converting them, and all. Turns out I might have been going all in too much, judging by the ingestion metrics 🤦 #php #otel #fibers
Dashboard monitoring traces ingestion showing brief rate spikes near 21:00 and 05:20 and a rising spike to ~155 kB/s by 07:30; a single large daily ingestion bar ~200 MiB around midnight; and discarded spans peaking ~3 k/s near 21:00.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 09/09/2026
Ow nice, really like the packagist UI tweaks ♥️ !
react/http package page showing the package name and tagline "Event-driven, streaming HTTP client and server implementation for ReactPHP," the composer command "composer require react/http," highlighted version v1.11.1, install stats, activity chart, and maintainer avatars.Line chart showing react/http daily installs averaged monthly (2012–2026), with slow growth until 2019 then steady acceleration and peaks, including a sharp spike around 2025; overall installs 28,741,787, last 30 days 482,773, last 24h ≈19,508.Monthly-averaged daily installs for v1.11.0 from Jul 2025 to Sep 2026, showing a rise from ~6–12K, a peak near 23K in Feb 2026, then a decline to ~10K and a modest recovery to ~13K by Sep 2026; version list at right highlights v1.11.0.Heatmap titled "Releases over time" showing monthly release counts from 2012–2026 (months on the x-axis, years on the y-axis), where darker orange squares indicate more releases (up to three) and activity clusters in mid-year and autumn (Jul–Oct) with occasional Feb/Dec spikes.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 31/08/2026
Whoops: #GitHub #CI #GitHubActions
GitHub Actions workflow list showing many repeated "Renovate" scheduled runs on the main branch with timestamps and durations, plus a green "Dependency Dashboard" success entry at the bottom.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 29/08/2026
Miku Miku 5 meter 10Gbit DAC BEAM!!!!! #miku #fiber #networking #beam
Coiled turquoise (same colour as Miku's hair) multi-fiber network cable with metal transceiver connectors at both ends, held by three black Velcro straps and laid in a circle on a black textured anti-slip mat.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 23/08/2026
They are multiplying!
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 22/08/2026
The fun side of self-hosting my GitHub Actions runners for private projects (and thus on private repos) is that I now have nearly 60+ pending pods after doing some Renovate fixes and upgrades #home-lab #Renovate #GitHub #self-hosting #HomeLab #SelfHosting
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 09/08/2026
This wasn't planned per se for today, but with bsky.app/profile/wyri... happening, I figured it's one less thing on to do list:
Unifi Control Panel showing one of the NAS ports is now on the SPF+ ports at 10Gbit
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 09/08/2026
There goes my Sunday afternoon #HomeAssistant #SQLite
Home Assistant warning log stating the recorder could not validate that the sqlite3 database at //config/home-assistant_v2.db was shutdown cleanly, timestamped 2026-08-09 13:44:14.090.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 06/08/2026
This is probably the smallest upgrade with the biggest impact on my home network, and mainly for the cluster. It's a 10Gbit RJ45 SFP+ adapter, so NAS04 can use the full 10Gbit (instead of 2.5Gbit) it supports. #SFP #RJ45 #NAS #10Gbit #tetworking #adapter #RGB #keyboard
Image of a 10Gbit RJ45 SFP+ connector alongside a computer keyboard, emphasising its role in high-speed networking
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 01/08/2026
Best `Best Before Date` I've ever seen on a beer bottle: #beer #heat #death #universe #heatDeathOfTheUniverse #bottle #BBD
Beer label for The Hollows (HollowsBeer.com) listing Koog a/d Zaan, NL, bottled 7-12-2025, with a humorous best-before line "Heat death of universe" printed above a barcode.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 31/07/2026
That random junk file to you is a mystery needing to be solved for an LLM: #AI #LLM #junk #code
The 'blaat' file mystery is resolved: it's an empty file deletion carried over from main, not an artifact of this branch.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 30/07/2026
GitHub Pancakes!
Web browser address bar showing "github.com", with a dark GitHub header below displaying the Octocat icon, a user avatar, and the "Dashboard" page label.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 30/07/2026
Guess the purpose of the repository, haven't pulled in a couple of weeks:
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 25/07/2026
GitHub's repo name suggestion is still the most unhinged part of the platform:
UI text advising repository names should be short and memorable and suggesting the example name psychic-octo-sniffle.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 22/07/2026
O hello PHP, haven't seen you toss this error at my before: #php
PHP fatal error stating "Invalid opcode 1/2/2" in /opt/app/src/imagecreatefromblp.php on line 189, with a following "Stack trace:" line.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 20/07/2026
Well, yes, GitHub, I merged the PR with those changes myself, but I really appreciate you reminding everyone about it ♥️
Pop-up notification on a code-hosting interface warning that documentation changed since your last contribution 18 hours ago and advising you to review the contributing guidelines (last updated 9 hours ago) before submitting a pull request.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 20/07/2026
Did GitHub their Elasticsearch crap out again? Suddenly lost PR listed under milestones 😮‍💨
Release 0.13.2 (Latest) on a dark GitHub-style releases panel, published by "github-actions" 2 minutes ago with commit d5fd4c7; release notes list Total issues resolved: 0, Total pull requests resolved: 0, Total contributors: 0.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 19/07/2026
Things you don't prefer to see in your CI output:
Terminal console output showing a red error message: "Error: [ERROR] Your system is not ready to run the application." with surrounding line numbers (8076–8078), a wget URL reference, and repeated numeric values like "111.8."
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 18/07/2026
Hot damn, new NAS can burst, old one would do 100 - 170 items on average - max. The new one just boosted to 5 - 10 times that. Seen it write up to 200MB/s back to it. Measures in place to keep Raspberry Pi nodes in the thermal safe zone even kicked in. They did 1.8TB in 9 hours, old NAS
RabbitMQ dashboard showing 1K handled messages a secondHome Assistant graph showing the increase in storage use over 9 hours
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 17/07/2026
And so the fun begins with getting this code base into shape:
PHPStan output showing 2349 errors
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 17/07/2026
PHPStorms 2026.2 splash screen is pretty nice ♥️
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 13/07/2026
But as a result of being able to do more, they are now getting hotter than before:
Grafana graph showing that the nodes are now going above the 60 degrees mark
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 13/07/2026
Confirmed one of my expectations that the current/old NAS I'm using was the bottleneck for image conversion. Hooked up a new NAS over the weekend, directly in the VLAN, and with faster drives; almost directly on the first run, proving that #PHP and the #RaspberryPi's never really the bottleneck.
NAS network metrics showing 29.1MB/s outgoing and 174.6MB/s incoming traffic.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 12/07/2026
Lightsaber loading #LEGO #ligtsaber #AhsokaTano #glowinthedark
LEGO mosaic of Ahsoka Tano holding her lightsaber. But it's only partially glowing due to sunlight only hitting the bottom part of it.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 05/07/2026
Cool! These should all be green; somehow, the least expected OS to work passed the test, while the top and medium expected OS didn't. Fun! #git #linux #windows #macos #fun
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 05/07/2026
Not sure if I call this hidden 🤣
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 30/06/2026
Did some work on the ReactPHP PSR-7 v2 PR to reduce the visual diff. Managed to shave off over 4K lines in the diff, and updated `clue/http-proxy-react ` to address a blocker: github.com/reactphp/htt... #ReactPHP #PHP #HTTP #PSR7
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 28/06/2026
A happy birthday to @asgrim.dev!
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 28/06/2026
It's great to see the impact PHPStan has on getting faster InfectionPHP runs ❤️ #InfectionPHP #PHP #PHPStan
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 16/06/2026
*sigh* #GitHub
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 15/06/2026
Updating a small project to the latest and greatest PHPStan and PHP versions: #PHP #PHPStan
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 11/06/2026
Has anyone else seen this "No space left on device" on GitHub Actions come up recently? #GitHub #PHP #CI
A PHP mutation testing framework is running infection tests but encounters a critical error when trying to write to a temporary file due to insufficient disk space on the device. The test execution fails partway through processing source code files with a "no space left on device" error.
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 08/06/2026
GitHub shitting it self is getting really embarrassing lately: #GitHub #uptime #UI
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 04/06/2026
What the actual fuck!: #protobuf #php
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 25/05/2026
Nothing like a `docker system prune -a --volumes` in the early morning:
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 24/05/2026
Oops: #GitHubActions #CI #Actions
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 11/05/2026
Time to try something new: NixOS! #NixOS
A photo of a screen showing the NixOS installer
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 04/05/2026
Uhu, I remember 🤤
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 03/05/2026
They're into fast food?
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Cees-Jan Kiewiet @wyrihaxim.us · 28/04/2026
I mean, sure, but this is the command I gate it. Less than 5 minutes later, I ran through my credits:
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