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Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.zirk.us.ap.brid.gy · 9h

Just got a mass email from our bank that essentially says, "If you give your username and password to an AI agent, you're on your own." You've. Been. Warned. 🤣

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

RE: tacobelllabs.net/@astraluma/1173636… Digital Ocean killed its "we give Open Source projects a bit of free hosting" policy basically at the same time they droppen 3 millions USD on Omarchy, DHH's (who is a fascist and racist) set of config files he calls a distribution […]

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

Released: @roave /backward-compatiblity-check 8.23.0 github.com/Roave/BackwardCompatibil… This release fixes the default value expression evaluation for #php promoted properties. Beware that the tool will intentionally refuse to evaluate expressions, since […]

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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

You know what an AI chatbot does when it is the first line of support? It raises the temperature of every customer who reaches a human in support. By the time they have run the gauntlet of pointless, incorrect, and idiotic responses, they are tired, they feel disrespected, they are frustrated […]

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Oh no, I just came up with an `Authorized<never|User|System>` design for a command/query bus, and I like it :|

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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Wizards of the Coast has really been dropping the ball on a whole new segment of D&D players: Retirement Communities. You got millions of people all hanging out in the same place all the time with nothing to do. Get them into TTRPGs. Make large print versions of key books, oversized high […]

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

Is it actually possible to do trait-based dependency injection in Rust without `Box<dyn T>` everywhere? Perhaps through macros? 🤔

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

RE: gruene.social/@jon/1173501141713844… DB may be flawed, but come down to Italy, and travel on regional trains in full summer... DB is doing fine.

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

What's a good 3-phase 240V PV+battery inverter that works with #homeassistant? 🤔

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

Wow, and I walked into a na- zionist demo, wtf.

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

At the DeKaWe in Berlin: the entire place seems to be copied out of Zoolander...

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

The Geralt of Rivia of the #PHP community just offered beer to an entire conference audience: cheers 🍻 @heiglandreas #phpdd

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

TIL: `PHPUnit\Framework\TestCase#provideAdditionalInformation(string): void` #php

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Hey @svdburg, do you still maintain Composer2Nix? I was thinking of brushing it up and making some of its commands part of the NixPkgs PHP toolkit...

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Of course my flight to Berlin for @phpugdd is delayed, and I'll miss my train connection 😑

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

Is there a pattern/name for a concept of a "lens" or "specification" pre-applied to a persistence repository? Thinking, roughly: ```php interface SuperSecretStuffRepository { function find(SomeId): VeryImportant; } interface FilterForUser { function apply(User, SuperSecretStuffRepository) […]

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

When I grow up, I probably want to be a professional loiterer

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

Welp, 2 dead hives before even reaching winter. One was very weak all summer, never recovered. One was ravaged by ants, and it was too late when I applied remedies. #beekeeping

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Garvin Hicking @supergarv.phpc.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Hallo Regierung Can I hat SSD&RAM MwSt-Senkung oder ipv4-Routingpauschale? Behelfsweise nehme ich 1 eBike.

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Fuck, this is me, over the last 5 years 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭 youtu.be/FG8sUgjBGXs

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

I never considered this, but committing an encypted vault, and then having the decryption key **only** on a target deployment environment also removes the risk of CI getting to read those secrets. Remember that CI is very susceptible to RAT attacks.

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

.@doctrine wtf? You now include polyfills from Symfony?

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

Want to hear something fun? Nobody cares about Kubernetes anymore. Every 2nd company I stumble into just runs docker compose in production, or some dockerization abstraction by a larger provider, and whether they run k8s just doesn't matter 😅

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Anyone got suggestions for decent ant defense spacers to protect beehives? #beekeeping

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

Felt amazing yesterday, overdid, feeling crap today

A garmin watch showing "training readiness 1%, poor, time to slow down"

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

@notionhq your intro tutorials mentioning "AI" every couple of examples are cringeworthy at best. Heck, "Building with blocks" adds an "AI Summary" that's actively worsening the page.

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

My laptop CPU now throttling at ~1Ghz, which means that Jira can't load :D

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

Well, my peacock escaped, ran off to a field, and I just heard it scream in terror in the middle of the night. I think he's gone for good, probably a fox got him 😰

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026

Co-worker just got their German citizenship application process completed. > :clap: on getting all the paperwork done! > > Now you have to follow two important German rules: > * no Weisswurst after 12:00 > * when visiting Italy, always order a cappuccino after dinner > > extra points for […]

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I know this isn't terrorism. You know this isn't terrorism. The authorities know this isn't terrorism. But, once again, they have labelled protesters "terrorists", as part of the long-running programme to ensure that no one dares protest about anything any more. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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Seven charged with damaging Trump’s Scottish golf course accused of ‘terrorist connection’

Course at Donald Trump’s Turnberry resort was painted with words ‘Gaza is not 4 sale’ and clubhouse was sprayed with graffiti

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