Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Why did The X Files give Bigfoot an absolute shelf? Those have to be fucking up her back. 010
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This fall weather is healing me, but the wet ass coughs these nasty students are bringing to class is a literal and metaphysical assault on my vibes. 020
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I’ve never been surprised when someone on my strange addiction says they are from/live in Florida or some other ungodly hot state. 021
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Next year I’m making a Zyn pie. My in-laws have no hustle and I’m hungry. I really feel that 50mg of nic per person would really solve this issue 000
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Oh cool, no plan—just vibes and chaos apple.news/ACMq85iKSSJ2...apple.newsTrump pauses plans to hike US tariffs on most countries except China — Guardian USTrump says he will raise US tariffs on Chinese exports to 125% and unveils 90-day pause for other countries 010
Reposted by WyattPapaTJ 🤗 🌈 @papatj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025🫣 No more National Parks! #HeDestroys🤬 66132
Reposted by Wyattnacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 19/02/2025BREAKING: I’m eating brie 820015
Reposted by Wyattthatsugarguy (he/him/his) @thatsugarguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Me every time I try a new Dunkin’ creamer: 2512
Reposted by WyattRobert Garcia @robertgarcia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging? Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick. 1772256284793
Reposted by WyattThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 13/02/2025Tesla, whose chief executive, Elon Musk, has been advising President Trump on how to cut government spending, is likely to receive a lucrative contract to supply armored versions of its Cybertruck pickup to the State Department, according to public documents.nytimes.comState Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks 6771790857
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Having to furnish an entire apartment is a fucking task. I just left ikea with like $300 worth of stuff and it’s only part of the kitchen essentials on my list. I guess I just won’t cook anything the first few months😅 100
Reposted by WyattFrancesca Fiorentini @franifio.bsky.social · 12/02/2025DOGE IS FINALLY CUTTING WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT SPENDING! 🐧🐧🎂 2138529
Reposted by WyattMatthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 11/02/202550 years ago today Margaret Thatcher became leader of the Conservative Party. As Prime Minister she introduced Section 28, a law to prevent ‘the promotion of homosexuality’. In an era of homophobia, AIDS gave her the excuse that children needed to be protected from becoming gay. #LGBTHistoryMonth 65719
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Just finished reading I Am Legend by Richard Matheson. Can someone confirm if the people who made the movie even glanced at the same book? Or did they accidentally adapt something else entirely? #booksky 250
Reposted by WyattThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance 224112761140
Reposted by WyattThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2025Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/strength-tra... 263325218
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I’m sure wicked is good, but sitting and watching a 3 hour movie sounds like hell. Instead I will go home and lounge for 5 hours. Nbd 000
Reposted by WyattRanch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/01/2025People asking me how many times I saw wicked. ONCE, baby. I only need to see a 3 hour movie ONCE. 6484324
Reposted by WyattRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Reminder: When you invest in the American people, the middle class expands, and the economy grows. When you cut taxes on the rich, the rich get richer, and the gains don’t trickle down. It’s that simple. 672536462
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I’m either 100% committed to home projects, or there is no effort. Today is a 100% commitment day 100
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I would die for a brunch rn. All I want is rich breakfast foods and at least 3 mimosas 000
Reposted by WyattGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech? We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage! 2349653599666
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 28/12/2024This year’s post-Christmas family drama has already kicked off, but the twist? It’s on my in-law’s side this time. Apparently, my sister-in-law’s husband is upset because we talked about hospice and familial death over the holidays. 100
Reposted by WyattSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 21/12/2024We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham 314112331471
Reposted by Wyatt@amybisinthewoods.bsky.social 🍄🍄🟫 @amybdogsandfungi.bsky.social · 21/12/2024One perfect Lichenomphalia umbellifera. Note the mycelial threads at the base. #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography 783646231
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Took cold meds with coffee and no food yesterday. For two hours, I felt invincible and finally got why people love amphetamines. 10/10 don’t recommend, but also… I get it. 000
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024GloRilla really had no reason to go that hard when she said, ‘Bitch, I’m from Memphis, what you know about me? Big G-L-O in that GLE (ugh, ugh),’ and yet here I am, putting my entire spirit, credit score, and tax return into the ‘UGH UGH’ part every single time. 000
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Going to Costco the Saturday before Christmas. Wish me luck😅 110
Reposted by WyattCompound Interest | Chemistry infographics @compoundchem.com · 21/12/2024For day 21 of #ChemAdvent24, we look at some flavour compounds from the spices used to make eggnog, a popular festive drink #ChemSky 🧪 25922
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Nothing is worse than taking that first bite of a meal and instantly hating it. My mother-in-law sent us the recipe, my husband insisted we try it, and now I’m a certified hater. 100
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Went on a lil hot girl walk yesterday and found a great lichen covered stick. 10/10 040
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024My dog insists on having an audience for her meals—if you don’t watch her eat, she’ll pack up the dinner theater and bring it to you. She’s currently outraged because I had the audacity to vacuum up the leftovers from her last performance. 010
Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Idk why people pretend to like winter. It’s cold, wet, and dark. I’m a full blown hater, and I’ll be drinking hateraid until it’s 75 and sunny. 000