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Wyatt

@wwwyattt.bsky.social
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Addicted to saying “same” or “me later” to unrelatable content.

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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why did The X Files give Bigfoot an absolute shelf? Those have to be fucking up her back.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This fall weather is healing me, but the wet ass coughs these nasty students are bringing to class is a literal and metaphysical assault on my vibes.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’ve never been surprised when someone on my strange addiction says they are from/live in Florida or some other ungodly hot state.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Next year I’m making a Zyn pie. My in-laws have no hustle and I’m hungry. I really feel that 50mg of nic per person would really solve this issue
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh cool, no plan—just vibes and chaos apple.news/ACMq85iKSSJ2...
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Trump pauses plans to hike US tariffs on most countries except China — Guardian US
Trump says he will raise US tariffs on Chinese exports to 125% and unveils 90-day pause for other countries
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PapaTJ 🤗 🌈 @papatj.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
🫣 No more National Parks! #HeDestroys🤬
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
BREAKING: I’m eating brie
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
you only live once, so try to spend as much time on the computer as possible.
after you die, you won't have access to it anymore...
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thatsugarguy (he/him/his) @thatsugarguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Me every time I try a new Dunkin’ creamer:
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Robert Garcia @robertgarcia.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging? Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13/02/2025
Tesla, whose chief executive, Elon Musk, has been advising President Trump on how to cut government spending, is likely to receive a lucrative contract to supply armored versions of its Cybertruck pickup to the State Department, according to public documents.
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State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Having to furnish an entire apartment is a fucking task. I just left ikea with like $300 worth of stuff and it’s only part of the kitchen essentials on my list. I guess I just won’t cook anything the first few months😅
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Francesca Fiorentini @franifio.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
DOGE IS FINALLY CUTTING WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT SPENDING! 🐧🐧🎂
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
50 years ago today Margaret Thatcher became leader of the Conservative Party. As Prime Minister she introduced Section 28, a law to prevent ‘the promotion of homosexuality’. In an era of homophobia, AIDS gave her the excuse that children needed to be protected from becoming gay. #LGBTHistoryMonth
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Just finished reading I Am Legend by Richard Matheson. Can someone confirm if the people who made the movie even glanced at the same book? Or did they accidentally adapt something else entirely? #booksky
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This dog is not built for the cold🥹
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oops 😬
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2025
Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/strength-tra...
MYTH: It takes time to see results.

FACT: No one has ever stuck with it long enough to find out.

-The Onion
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/01/2025
LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA theonion.com/lebron-press...
LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA
-The Onion
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m sure wicked is good, but sitting and watching a 3 hour movie sounds like hell. Instead I will go home and lounge for 5 hours. Nbd
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
People asking me how many times I saw wicked. ONCE, baby. I only need to see a 3 hour movie ONCE.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Reminder: When you invest in the American people, the middle class expands, and the economy grows. When you cut taxes on the rich, the rich get richer, and the gains don’t trickle down. It’s that simple.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’m either 100% committed to home projects, or there is no effort. Today is a 100% commitment day
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I would die for a brunch rn. All I want is rich breakfast foods and at least 3 mimosas
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech? We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This year’s post-Christmas family drama has already kicked off, but the twist? It’s on my in-law’s side this time. Apparently, my sister-in-law’s husband is upset because we talked about hospice and familial death over the holidays.
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Wesley @wesbonner.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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doomsmoker (just memes) @doomsmoker.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
if dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit
he'd say im gonna edraculate
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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@amybisinthewoods.bsky.social 🍄🍄‍🟫 @amybdogsandfungi.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
One perfect Lichenomphalia umbellifera. Note the mycelial threads at the base. #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Took cold meds with coffee and no food yesterday. For two hours, I felt invincible and finally got why people love amphetamines. 10/10 don’t recommend, but also… I get it.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
GloRilla really had no reason to go that hard when she said, ‘Bitch, I’m from Memphis, what you know about me? Big G-L-O in that GLE (ugh, ugh),’ and yet here I am, putting my entire spirit, credit score, and tax return into the ‘UGH UGH’ part every single time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/12/2024
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Going to Costco the Saturday before Christmas. Wish me luck😅
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
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Compound Interest | Chemistry infographics @compoundchem.com · 21/12/2024
For day 21 of #ChemAdvent24, we look at some flavour compounds from the spices used to make eggnog, a popular festive drink #ChemSky 🧪
Infographic on eggnog showing the structures of two key flavour compounds, cinnamaldehyde and sabinene, from the cinnamon and nutmeg used to make it
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Lakota Man 🪶 @lakotaman.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Absolutely
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Nothing is worse than taking that first bite of a meal and instantly hating it. My mother-in-law sent us the recipe, my husband insisted we try it, and now I’m a certified hater.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
just took my last exam as an undergraduate 💀
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Jaws 🦈 @gonejoshin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Still from insidious where demon is close behind father. Text reads when I'm trying to pass a slow walker
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Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Monday.
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Went on a lil hot girl walk yesterday and found a great lichen covered stick. 10/10
A stick absolutely covered in lichen.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
My dog insists on having an audience for her meals—if you don’t watch her eat, she’ll pack up the dinner theater and bring it to you. She’s currently outraged because I had the audacity to vacuum up the leftovers from her last performance.
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Wyatt @wwwyattt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Idk why people pretend to like winter. It’s cold, wet, and dark. I’m a full blown hater, and I’ll be drinking hateraid until it’s 75 and sunny.
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Kevin Bowling ✨ @kevycalves.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bowen Yang on SNL skit saying “I don’t want to be funny, I want to be hot”
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