Reposted by JamieMitch @coastermitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy October 3rd.static.klipy.comMean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan)ALT: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd (Lindsay Lohan) 0195
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You could change the word “party” in Troye Sivan’s song “Party” to “tinnies” and you get a song about British drinking culture Tinnies in the park Tinnies in the bush Tinnies under the bridge Tinnies at the restaurant Tinnies in the day Tinnies at my house Tinnies on the way to the tinnies at the 121
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just got ID’d in a Wetherspoons! The guy checking was shocked at the ancient photo and the fact my birth year is in 1994 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Troye Sivan could burn me like a Tsu Lange Yor incense stick and I’d thank him 020
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone take away the Daily Mail and daytime TV from my Parents 🫠🫠 100
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Going low effort with birthday celebrations this year by doing what I do most Saturdays: getting pished in Halfway 😂 011
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In the words of Mrs Moore: “A man in the street stopped me and asked Do you know where’s the Kings Arms?, so I said, I don’t know? Round the queen’s arse?” 130
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Turns out if you add a device with Apple Care to Apple Care One, Apple refund you the remaining amount as a gift card that looks like you sent yourself a gift card? 🤣 000
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Accidentally played Ebeneezer Goode last night before bringing Penny on stage, need to remind her to learn it 🤣 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I think I’m ready to explore the potential of having a boyfriend again 130
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Niche reference: The music video for Party by Troye Sivan is a bit like if they combined Rush with the British Airways safety video 000
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fine, ok, I would let Troye Sivan top me whilst wearing the armour 490
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ugh I wish I wasn’t so fat :/ I’ve put weight on AGAIN and hate it. 000
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Venues should not be booking transphobic drag acts in 2026, worse, people should not be going to those venues on nights they’re booked as it shows support for said act. Not impressed. 240
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Bought some frozen air fryer mini pizzas the other day to have in for a drunk 4am snack and dear reader, even drunk at 4am they tasted exactly like a cheap frozen air fryer pizza 🤢 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just having one of those I fucking love the silly bar I work in moments. Like, I just feel such a sense of belonging and community and I’m so happy and proud to be a part of it 🥹 120
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I used Dirty Old Ann - Turn Me On as an outro for Penny’s show tonight. It’s got a nice intro to the song to talk over. Got all my talking bollocks on the mic done exactly 1 bar before the vocals of the track came in 😇 professionalism right there 🤣🤣 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Played this in halfway earlier and this went down surprisingly well as a forgotten classic 030
Reposted by JamieFlightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 08/09/2026425 flight cancellations as of 1600 UTC to/from UK airports as airlines manage their flying programs for the rest of the day. easyJet 137 British Airways 111 KLM 26 Eurowings 22 Ryanair 21 0317
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Firmly the most Tuesday of Tuesdays today and back at work properly after pride, holiday etc 🫠 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026First time in months I’m wearing trousers/jeans instead of shorts 😢 130
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Jonny -telling me about his flight- Me: “here’s a bunch of nerdy facts you didn’t ask for but because I’ve had a few drinks you’re getting the full spectrum of my special interest” 030
Reposted by JamieSimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026 "We are insured, aren't we, Mom?" "Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance." "Curse you, magic beans!" 113423
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I say this every year but I need to visit Manchester more often 130
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m gonna call it and say this has been my best Manchester pride ever. Just so many happy positive moments and I genuinely feel the best I’ve felt in a long time 1110
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You can’t round off Manchester Pride without bumping into a wigless Miss Penny in Via 🤣 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Nice to see the gays using condoms at Pride @edenison.eurosky.social 0170
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Going directly from the club to my complimentary hotel breakfast… I’m getting looks but getting fed 😇 080
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Lads. I’ve still got it. It’s been years but a guy came up to me in Cruz and said “my friend over there thinks you’re really cute” so I asked who, and the guy was attractive tbh but I minced downstairs to the better club room with Jonny and we lost them sadly 040
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Manchester Pride but make it PE teacher stood out in the rain 1110
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Competition to see how many [big pub chain app] points me and Jonny rack up using our discount in Via/T’Brewers 010
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I see in the 15+ years of getting the train from Preston to Manchester, nothing has been done to improve the overcrowding situation on this route 130
Jamie @itxjamie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Just sat an AWS Exam I passed 3 years ago… I’m less confident this time 🤣 000
Reposted by JamieOn This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Rest in Peace, Dolly Parton, person beloved by ALL. Dolly guest-starred as herself in The Simpsons Season 10 episode “Sunday, Cruddy Sunday,” which first aired January 31, 1999. 2529161
