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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG

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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 2h
is this bad
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/09/2026
Life in the Polycrisis part 26
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/09/2026
pbs.twimg.com/media/Ed9cUhwXgAAdZlb…
Roast beef thinking “that is the worst imaginable answer to a question in the universe”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026
Jim Thompson was one of the greatest stylists of all time, should be taught in more creative writing classes
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/09/2026
as long as one doesn't mind being an engineer who doesn't vote or hold any particularly important opinions on culture and humanity, yeah it’s basically optional
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/09/2026
fitness trainer during kettlebell class complimented me on my “excellent snatch” I guess I’ll take the compliments where I can find them…
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
the only things left propping up the U.S. economy are data centers and “pumpkin spice”
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
what if we kissed in the tower of the panopticon 🤭
RCA Circle Bed
model CB-1000
The Circle Bed surrounds you in luxury and places the world of entertainment at your fingertips. (Scotch not included.)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
these look like people whose minds would go into laptop-style sleep mode the moment they were left alone together in a room
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 20/09/2026
This shit has been on my mind a lot lately, particularly w/r/t AI execs saying “there’s a 10% chance AI will kill us all” and actively embrace gov’t regulation. They don’t believe that, obviously. But they know that people will try to use AI for things like air traffic control…
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/09/2026
I have no idea what Macklemore’s music sounds like and I’m not curious to see if I like it but I am now curious why people *don’t* like it
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 13/09/2026
@dame.is any thoughts on preferred AT Protocol blogging standards/platforms?
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 11/09/2026
there's an account on the old bird site called @25YearsAgoLive which has been live-tweeting news from 25 years ago in real time for a few years now. The anticipation re: today has been palpable, the author has been preparing for months. The right tower is starting its collapse x.com/25YearsAgoLive
The antenna of the North Tower begins visibly sinking into the top of the building. 

A general evacuation is ordered from around the area, though there are still immobile injured who need help. 

Firefighters and paramedics reluctantly pull back, with one remarking “it’s gonna go.”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/09/2026
I love you like a designer loves itty bitty type
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 08/09/2026
interesting day to be one of the thousand or so people alive who knows what a kakapo is
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/09/2026
the modern conservative movement is a spectrum from “the jews rule the world and that’s bad” to “the jews rule the world and that rules”
Judaism is the foundation of Christ is the foundation of Christianity is the foundation of the USA. 

No, really.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/09/2026
it turns out that the real anvil was capitalism all along
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/08/2026
I’ve waited thirty years for this term to get minted. A perfect worn coin with a dingy patina that can redeemed for a crappy gumball in the machine near the exit.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 07/08/2026
weekend listening: #Swanboy playlists! (Apple Music, and converted to Spotify) There’s a ton of bands here I have of course heard of, but never got around to checking out. “Today is the day I learn about the Weakerthans” has not happened. Until today. Today is that today. swanboy.com/comic/chavez/
swanboy.com
Chavez
Visit the post for more.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/07/2026
This is the blueprint for any municipality that is considering a data center. (V. serious not joking) arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/07…
arstechnica.com
Philly suburb: Sure, build that data center—but first meet our 43 demands
The final condition will shock you! (It won’t. It’s taxes.)...
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/07/2026
This is the neatest summary of the “AI/datacenter-pessimist” take on the LLM bubble that I’ve read to date. (The title says “Apple” but it’s barely about them.) www.macrumors.com/2026/07/27/e...
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/07/2026
my other car is my whole personality
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/07/2026
cracked up at that last Cena bit my homeland of the American Southwest has basically two media properties, Breaking Bad and Roadrunner cartoons. Never would have believed Wile E. Coyote would get his own flick and I couldn't be more excited 🌵 🏜️ /anvil-emoji
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Potempkin Village Idiot @ixak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"Unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia."
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 17/07/2026
Carrie Anne Moss spitting in a beer and forcing the audience to imagine drinking a beer that Carrie Anne Moss had spit in was a Moment for many of us
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 15/07/2026
For the rest of the summer you have official license to go with the fries instead of the side salad.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/07/2026
do folks who harp on others for virtue signaling realize that they are virtue signaling
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 07/07/2026
find yourself a woman who’ll be the low-stakes Bonnie to your low-stakes Clyde
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/06/2026
idea for a high-concept sci-fi horror movie with a sweet Planet of the Apes style twist: astronauts are stranded in a hostile environment surrounded by indescribable monsters who pick them off one by one, but it turns out that it’s just Australia
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 14/06/2026
Stunned myself with the realization that RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) is a recapitulation of the Biblical Binding of Isaac where Abraham decides to kill God instead of his son
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/06/2026
it me
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/06/2026
iphone miscorrected “body recomposition” into “body decomposition” and tbh it has a point
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/06/2026
tell you what, you can build a 500 megawatt datacenter right on top of my freshly-dug grave, but everyone has to stop using the word “compute” as a noun
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/05/2026
this anecdote made me realize that an easy litmus of whether you're a cat or dog person is how one responds to being licked (cat licks palm) “aw cute, your little sandpaper tongue” (dog licks palm) “fucking christ, this smell, now I have to wash my hands, christ”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 14/05/2026
I think this guy nailed it. and I feel a bit dumb and naive for thinking that social media in one form or another was kind of the final form of online life. At least I was right about it not being anything like “the metaverse”…
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/05/2026
my other car threw me under the bus
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Jaime “Ni!” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
how we prioritizemaxx the xenomorphic consumer buy-in is the most impactist metric on the content's survivability horizon
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 07/04/2026
hats off to all the silicon valley dumbfucks who voted for this just to see the EU wake up and realize that maybe depending on US cloud infrastructure is a strategic problem, take a bow you fucking clowns
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/03/2026
alright, maybe we should give this AI thing a chance after all
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 15/03/2026
idea for a movie: an Austin Powers-style parody of James Bond films, but he’s California Guy. That's the title. He’s still a spy, this is his day-to-day, but he goes undercover in a bowling shirt and a Von Dutch cap, or Alo menswear disguised as a yoga instructor. He reports to Gavin Newsom.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/03/2026
Well yes, I suppose I do like piña coladas, but I’d prefer to stay dry, I guess.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/03/2026
note to self: learn to spin pen over knuckles to subtly imply that I’m listening, but the discourse is banal enough that I can afford to spend about 20% of my concentration on a little pointless showmanship
media.tenor.com
a girl sitting at a table with her hand on her chin
Alt: I'm listening.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 04/03/2026
there was a time when I thought a future like this would be hilarious and not just annoying
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/03/2026
we do be like that
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 18/02/2026
My other car is stuck in the Torment Nexus.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/02/2026
You can’t have a serious conversation about muppets without first acknowledging that muppets fuck.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 04/02/2026
I once got in this bizarre argument over sexual content in The Muppet Show. I pointed out to someone that the “a mahna-mahna” song was from a Swedish softcore smut flick. Friend was shocked, “Henson must have been furious!” and I’m like, what? He probably picked it. www.polygon.com/the-muppet-sho…
polygon.com
57 years later, the Muppets bring back their weirdest and best trick
The new Muppet Show special is a return to form for Jim Henson's beloved characters
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/02/2026
goddamnit. I completely forgot to grind my hog yesterday.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/01/2026
wish I had this lying around the last time someone lectured me on how the horseshoe theory was real
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