Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026Jim Thompson was one of the greatest stylists of all time, should be taught in more creative writing classes 120
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/09/2026as long as one doesn't mind being an engineer who doesn't vote or hold any particularly important opinions on culture and humanity, yeah it’s basically optional 100
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/09/2026fitness trainer during kettlebell class complimented me on my “excellent snatch” I guess I’ll take the compliments where I can find them… 110
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026the only things left propping up the U.S. economy are data centers and “pumpkin spice” 000
Reposted by Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGGOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 383112843052
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026what if we kissed in the tower of the panopticon 🤭 1123
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026these look like people whose minds would go into laptop-style sleep mode the moment they were left alone together in a room 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 20/09/2026This shit has been on my mind a lot lately, particularly w/r/t AI execs saying “there’s a 10% chance AI will kill us all” and actively embrace gov’t regulation. They don’t believe that, obviously. But they know that people will try to use AI for things like air traffic control… 100
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/09/2026I have no idea what Macklemore’s music sounds like and I’m not curious to see if I like it but I am now curious why people *don’t* like it 110
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 13/09/2026@dame.is any thoughts on preferred AT Protocol blogging standards/platforms? 110
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 11/09/2026there's an account on the old bird site called @25YearsAgoLive which has been live-tweeting news from 25 years ago in real time for a few years now. The anticipation re: today has been palpable, the author has been preparing for months. The right tower is starting its collapse x.com/25YearsAgoLive 221
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/09/2026I love you like a designer loves itty bitty type 010
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 08/09/2026interesting day to be one of the thousand or so people alive who knows what a kakapo is 001
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/09/2026the modern conservative movement is a spectrum from “the jews rule the world and that’s bad” to “the jews rule the world and that rules” 040
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/09/2026it turns out that the real anvil was capitalism all along 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/08/2026I’ve waited thirty years for this term to get minted. A perfect worn coin with a dingy patina that can redeemed for a crappy gumball in the machine near the exit. 031
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 07/08/2026weekend listening: #Swanboy playlists! (Apple Music, and converted to Spotify) There’s a ton of bands here I have of course heard of, but never got around to checking out. “Today is the day I learn about the Weakerthans” has not happened. Until today. Today is that today. swanboy.com/comic/chavez/swanboy.comChavezVisit the post for more. 5364
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/07/2026This is the blueprint for any municipality that is considering a data center. (V. serious not joking) arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/07…arstechnica.comPhilly suburb: Sure, build that data center—but first meet our 43 demandsThe final condition will shock you! (It won’t. It’s taxes.)... 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/07/2026This is the neatest summary of the “AI/datacenter-pessimist” take on the LLM bubble that I’ve read to date. (The title says “Apple” but it’s barely about them.) www.macrumors.com/2026/07/27/e... 100
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/07/2026cracked up at that last Cena bit my homeland of the American Southwest has basically two media properties, Breaking Bad and Roadrunner cartoons. Never would have believed Wile E. Coyote would get his own flick and I couldn't be more excited 🌵 🏜️ /anvil-emoji 0113
Reposted by Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGGPotempkin Village Idiot @ixak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026"Unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia." 2276
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 17/07/2026Carrie Anne Moss spitting in a beer and forcing the audience to imagine drinking a beer that Carrie Anne Moss had spit in was a Moment for many of us 010
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 15/07/2026For the rest of the summer you have official license to go with the fries instead of the side salad. 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/07/2026do folks who harp on others for virtue signaling realize that they are virtue signaling 010
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 07/07/2026find yourself a woman who’ll be the low-stakes Bonnie to your low-stakes Clyde 110
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/06/2026idea for a high-concept sci-fi horror movie with a sweet Planet of the Apes style twist: astronauts are stranded in a hostile environment surrounded by indescribable monsters who pick them off one by one, but it turns out that it’s just Australia 100
Reposted by Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGGJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 14/06/2026Stunned myself with the realization that RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983) is a recapitulation of the Biblical Binding of Isaac where Abraham decides to kill God instead of his son 421038159
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/06/2026iphone miscorrected “body recomposition” into “body decomposition” and tbh it has a point 010
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/06/2026tell you what, you can build a 500 megawatt datacenter right on top of my freshly-dug grave, but everyone has to stop using the word “compute” as a noun 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/05/2026this anecdote made me realize that an easy litmus of whether you're a cat or dog person is how one responds to being licked (cat licks palm) “aw cute, your little sandpaper tongue” (dog licks palm) “fucking christ, this smell, now I have to wash my hands, christ” 110
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 14/05/2026I think this guy nailed it. and I feel a bit dumb and naive for thinking that social media in one form or another was kind of the final form of online life. At least I was right about it not being anything like “the metaverse”… 010
Reposted by Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGGJaime “Ni!” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026how we prioritizemaxx the xenomorphic consumer buy-in is the most impactist metric on the content's survivability horizon 071
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 07/04/2026hats off to all the silicon valley dumbfucks who voted for this just to see the EU wake up and realize that maybe depending on US cloud infrastructure is a strategic problem, take a bow you fucking clowns 110
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/03/2026alright, maybe we should give this AI thing a chance after all 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 15/03/2026idea for a movie: an Austin Powers-style parody of James Bond films, but he’s California Guy. That's the title. He’s still a spy, this is his day-to-day, but he goes undercover in a bowling shirt and a Von Dutch cap, or Alo menswear disguised as a yoga instructor. He reports to Gavin Newsom. 100
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/03/2026Well yes, I suppose I do like piña coladas, but I’d prefer to stay dry, I guess. 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/03/2026note to self: learn to spin pen over knuckles to subtly imply that I’m listening, but the discourse is banal enough that I can afford to spend about 20% of my concentration on a little pointless showmanshipmedia.tenor.coma girl sitting at a table with her hand on her chinAlt: I'm listening. 030
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 04/03/2026there was a time when I thought a future like this would be hilarious and not just annoying 040
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 18/02/2026My other car is stuck in the Torment Nexus. 000
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/02/2026You can’t have a serious conversation about muppets without first acknowledging that muppets fuck. 2221
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 04/02/2026I once got in this bizarre argument over sexual content in The Muppet Show. I pointed out to someone that the “a mahna-mahna” song was from a Swedish softcore smut flick. Friend was shocked, “Henson must have been furious!” and I’m like, what? He probably picked it. www.polygon.com/the-muppet-sho…polygon.com57 years later, the Muppets bring back their weirdest and best trickThe new Muppet Show special is a return to form for Jim Henson's beloved characters 010
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/02/2026goddamnit. I completely forgot to grind my hog yesterday. 010
Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/01/2026wish I had this lying around the last time someone lectured me on how the horseshoe theory was real 030