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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG

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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/10/2026
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You know what the biggest problem of pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong Direction. I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and 
writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 30/09/2026
… if Georgia can do it…
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 30/09/2026
… see, the "Emilio" card has been added to the deck. The card can be pulled at any time. Or maybe never! But he’s in the world now
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 30/09/2026
I lost it at “Emilio”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 30/09/2026
I like those Muji dot grid notebooks, real nice if you gotta draw some boxes and parallel lines or just want your word letters in a neat row. Their .3mm pen is also tres, can write cuss words on a grain of rice
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 30/09/2026
a while back i said “Giuliani Gardens is the new Springfield” and absolutely meant it
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/09/2026
That’s part of the cartoon mustache villain, right? “bwahaaha, surely he won’t defeat me this time!” sets up an anvil above a doorway tied to a piece of string and a pair of scissors triggered by I dunno a caged bird or something
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/09/2026
Bichotte Hermelyn is so cartoonishly villainous, it’s remarkable that she doesn’t have a curly mustache
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Pinkie Pie with a Mustache
Alt: evil incarnate
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/09/2026
Life in the Polycrisis part 26
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026
it’d be just like my family to put my iPhone in the casket without a full charge smdh
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026
the geek normy jedi bell-curve meme is unfortunately pretty good
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026
Oh yeah, never seen an adaptation where the actor just stepped right off the page. Only thing I can think of that comes close is Elijah Wood and Ian McKellan in LotR
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026
If you’re one of those post-literate types, stream The Grifters and enjoy John Cusack, Melanie Griffith, and Angelica Huston being peak Cusack, Griffith and Huston youtu.be/-p6Co75U1G8?...
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THE GRIFTERS Official Trailer (1990, John Cusack, Anjelica Huston, Annette Bening, Stephen Frears)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 28/09/2026
Jim Thompson was one of the greatest stylists of all time, should be taught in more creative writing classes
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/09/2026
… trolling aside: I was a stupid person before I started seriously studying history. And I’m still pretty dumb, but at least it’s an informed dumbness, which isn’t as bad as stupid. Education is as much about preparing for a career as it is becoming better at being a person.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/09/2026
as long as one doesn't mind being an engineer who doesn't vote or hold any particularly important opinions on culture and humanity, yeah it’s basically optional
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/09/2026
yeah… I agree with op broadly, but this framing doesn’t make sense
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/09/2026
Modestly Dressed Ladies
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/09/2026
fitness trainer during kettlebell class complimented me on my “excellent snatch” I guess I’ll take the compliments where I can find them…
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
the only things left propping up the U.S. economy are data centers and “pumpkin spice”
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
lol no I’m a sun-worshipper from Arizona praise Ra 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃𓅓𓆣
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
I for one love going on long walks and watching everything slowly die around me
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
what if we kissed in the tower of the panopticon 🤭
RCA Circle Bed
model CB-1000
The Circle Bed surrounds you in luxury and places the world of entertainment at your fingertips. (Scotch not included.)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
A lot of folks diss that one for not being as innovative as 1 or deep as 3, but for my money it was the funniest and most interesting. (until Meretzky did Zero, at least)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved. West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
i still have my ticket to the opening night of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (somewhere). it has the poster printed on it. so cool
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
ha!
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
these look like people whose minds would go into laptop-style sleep mode the moment they were left alone together in a room
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
I never *really* noticed the way you draw irises before, it’s very unique and cool
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
(apologies for getting her title wrong)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
incidentally this is an issue on existing iPhones, it’s just less obvious because they don't have the right bar. It looks terrible and I can’t imagine that they’ll live with it much longer.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
solid bottom is due to fixed positioning (probably a popup nav). I sent some notes regarding this to the Safari Developer Liaison on Mastodon, but she hasn't responded. indieweb.social/@Eric_Neue/1...
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Eric J (@Eric_Neue@indieweb.social)
@jensimmons@front-end.social Hi Jen. Just installed XCode 27.1 so I could give Safari in the Duo Simulator a spin. For over a year now, my clients have been nagging me about an issue with iOS Safari ...
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
get the cool shoeshine
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
gawd. Yes this should be a new template.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
does Killing in the Name Of count?
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/09/2026
RUDY CAN’T FAIL
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/09/2026
I think that evaluation is a little self-contradictory; if this change was due to Mormons being highly educated, wouldn’t this change have happened long ago? I think the answer is simpler&dumber: everyone (even less-educated) can just read the Wikipedia page now. Or saw the magic hat in South Park.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/09/2026
I’m reminded of the ultimately ham-fisted X-Men 2099, whose Xavier stand-in had a kind of interesting thing of a left-hand that healed and a right-hand that destroyed, and was then revealed to have an actual evil split personality that asdghaskfgjhafgkjsh
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/09/2026
(obviously I meant “torn”… sigh)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/09/2026
turn between sadness for the cannon fodder developers and twenty years of anticipation to see a badly conceived Microsoft ambition eat all the shit
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/wvgg.co/post/3lh2r…
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 22/09/2026
just planting a little flag here, i think i know where this one is going 😁 don’t read alt text
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Carrying A Baby Nermal
Alt: Garffeld is going to send him on a crusade to jerusalem
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 21/09/2026
finally a serious conversation about Muppets bsky.app/profile/wvgg...
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 21/09/2026
I live in the chic Brooklyn neighborhood… they opened a bunch of ultra-expensive hotels, and now the hip music venues that people would actually come here for are priced out. Where’s that going to leave the luxury hotels? they curb-stomped the magic goose
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 21/09/2026
maybe more “niche” than unpopular, but as a kid I thought it was sort of weird that at least a couple of the other pilots in the Death Star attack weren’t poc, women or aliens
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 21/09/2026
if you ever decide to pursue it, @caseyjohnston.bsky.social’s “Ask a Swole Woman” and “She’s a Beast“ columns will be your bible www.caseyjohnston.website/my-work/ask-...
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Ask A Swole Woman — Casey Johnston
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 20/09/2026
not 100% sure I buy that — a little too conspiratorial — but I definitely believe that the bubble is going to pop before all those datacenter get built, which means those GPUs will never get turned on Either way, so cool that we get to enjoy a RAM crisis caused by mothballed servers.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 20/09/2026
this podcast ep about the edgelord cat game is one of the best things I’ve listened to all year overcast.fm/+ABRoD7PpkX4
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Edmund McMillen Wants You to Ask the Uncomfortable Questions — Post Games
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 20/09/2026
Then accidents will happen, people will be “OMG IT’S SKYNET” If you’re regulated, you can displace the blame to the users because it’s the law. That’s a lot harder without guardrails.
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