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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG

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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/10/2026
evergreen @authorjmac.bsky.social
You know what the biggest problem of pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong Direction. I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and 
writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/09/2026
what if we kissed in the tower of the panopticon 🤭
RCA Circle Bed
model CB-1000
The Circle Bed surrounds you in luxury and places the world of entertainment at your fingertips. (Scotch not included.)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 11/09/2026
there's an account on the old bird site called @25YearsAgoLive which has been live-tweeting news from 25 years ago in real time for a few years now. The anticipation re: today has been palpable, the author has been preparing for months. The right tower is starting its collapse x.com/25YearsAgoLive
The antenna of the North Tower begins visibly sinking into the top of the building. 

A general evacuation is ordered from around the area, though there are still immobile injured who need help. 

Firefighters and paramedics reluctantly pull back, with one remarking “it’s gonna go.”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 06/09/2026
this is a big part of the appeal of TokyoBike, great palette and i see them everywhere tokyobike.us
salmon pink bicycle
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/09/2026
the modern conservative movement is a spectrum from “the jews rule the world and that’s bad” to “the jews rule the world and that rules”
Judaism is the foundation of Christ is the foundation of Christianity is the foundation of the USA. 

No, really.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 14/08/2026
hundreds of responses, am I really the first to say “Louis C.K.”?
@lubchansky is the smartest
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/08/2026
Marge from the Don Hertzfeld couch gag
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 03/08/2026
timeline is having a real normal one today
Helen Keller is a hoax. Babe Ruth is a hoax. I’m a hoax.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/07/2026
until I was about five, I thought my parents were my mother, my father, and the calico
Miss Kitty. no I’m not going to bother to rotate the photo
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 24/07/2026
oh no a candidate could never overcome that accusation
MJT says Biden is a communistObama is a socialist, it’s in a book so it must be truePaper of record: Bill Clinton is a communist
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 19/07/2026
the sirens are real but they broke up in like 2001
sporty spice and baby spice and scary spice and ginger spice and victoria beckham
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 13/07/2026
Mykita, I.C. Berlin, J. Lindebergh frames stamped out of sheet metal, hingeless, impossibly light. used pairs can be found on ebay for reasonable prices!
i. c. berlin eyeglasses
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 11/07/2026
Alamo Drafthouse made these glasses for the sequel trilogy that are perfectly in the style of those old eighties glasses (sans lead paint)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/07/2026
a lot of people saying “coffee with lemon??!@?” but like that’s already a thing, it’s called Espresso Romano
americano with a wedge of lemon
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 01/07/2026
On Sunday morning, I suffered a sudden heart attack at the ripe age of 36. I was extremely fortunate to be in the hands of good friends, family and amazing doctors that very literally saved my life. It will be a few days before i’m back in action.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/06/2026
Speed Racer was good, actually
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/06/2026
I somehow had one of these when I was a kid (before they changed the title) p.kagi.com/proxy/s-l1200.jpg?c=V3Q1…
Revenge of the Jedi poster
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/06/2026
Portland has this jug thing that's now a pirate-themed strip club
"the Sandy Jug" https://bridgetownbites.com/2023/09/15/sandy-jug-tavern-or-roseway-rambler-portland-oregon/
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/06/2026
NYC has a lot of contenders, but our winner has to be The Vessel, the big apple’s most popular suicide destination since 2019
The Vessel
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 21/06/2026
if I wore this on a shirt I would get legit murdered and no jury would convict
"I still hate sportsball" in the knicks style
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 21/06/2026
fun blob:https://pixelframe.design/600347bc-10f4-4c4c-a94f-f32f9fd299a2
“Teenage mutant ninja turtles” as Knicks Jersey graphic
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 16/06/2026
this was peak humor in summer of '16
“Make America Great Britain Again” campaign flyer from 2016
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 15/06/2026
baron harkonnen enjoying a dip
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/06/2026
this isn't merch, but a friend of mine did some “bootleg branding” for the Knicks a couple years ago for funsies ru-dy.com/play/ny-knicks
alternate branding for the Knicks on an NYC bus
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 10/06/2026
That is the one tiny little win Adams deserves credit for. Might technically make him a more effective mayor than De Blasio, come to think of it. for the “omg” crowd, this is a fairly normal NYC sidewalk
piles of garbage bags
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/05/2026
Sammy Hagar might also work
Sammy Hagar
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 26/05/2026
tyrants never learn… #oglaf
drinking from skulls doesn’t work, regardless of species
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/05/2026
The Gang Kills Themselves 

(yes it's the mirror universe episode)
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/05/2026
Somehow, Palpatine returned.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 23/05/2026
This seems like a rich crossover.
The Gang Violates the Prime Directive
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 29/04/2026
how did Death Becomes Her even get made
the poster of Death Becomes Her; Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn are hawt to trot and bruce willis has a nerd ass 'stache
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/04/2026
coffeetable book, “Death Scenes: A Homicide Detective’s Scrapbook.” A 1940s crime scene photographer kept a collection of prints in a shoebox. Picked it up because i was a huge fan of the woman who wrote the forward, didn’t realize i was effectively buying a “snuff book”.
head today, gone tomorrow
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/04/2026
is this guy like Tumblr
rankin bass gollum
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 08/04/2026
So this, but fans. That checks out.
That old “what if your kids just have bad vibes” tweet.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/04/2026
Dril to the `Dersh: “Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking.  I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 02/04/2026
steal the old Slack logo, the one that was good cdn0.tnwcdn.com/wp-content/blogs.di…
the old Slack logo, the one that was good
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 31/03/2026
i hate that this meme is so accurate and useful lede-admin.dailydot.com/wp-content/u...
the bell curve that suggests that idiots and geniuses generally arrive at the same conclusion and only the meaty center is wrong about everything
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 12/03/2026
Fell for it again
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 06/03/2026
I was going nuts trying to remember whom this reminded me of, it’s @peter6409.bsky.social
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/03/2026
2009
sony engineers are samurai who are ready to commit seppuku
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/03/2026
Muji gel, .3mm, can write cusses on a grain of rice bay-bee
the japanese understand the importance of a fine line
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 27/02/2026
bitch looks like Biff Tannen wait are we in the bad Back to the Future timeline
it's biff
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 25/02/2026
say what you will about Tarantino’s complicated race stuff, but Clarence Thomas starts making a lot more sense after a viewing of Django Unchained
Samuel L. Jackson in Django Unchained. His character lives in the house.
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 20/02/2026
Idiocy. Held up as one of the great episodes, but the whole premise falls apart if you think about it for more than seven seconds.
“Darmok and Jarad at Tanagra. Alright, they communicate through analogies and parables. Cool.

How do they teach their children vocabularies?
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 19/02/2026
:) I wanna do this but I think it's all going to be adventure time episodes
Jake is dead
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/02/2026
He probably did hook up with a few of the guests though. There’s no way Kermit didn’t have a fling with Bernadette Peters.
chemistry
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/02/2026
The only good thing about Miss Piggy is that she was probably the inspiration for Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock.
Diva shit
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/02/2026
It used to bother me when people would ship Bert and Ernie. Not that I mind gay muppets — Grover is a favorite and obviously queer-coded — but it just felt lazy. “two guys share an apartment, they’re gay, such keen insight”
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 05/02/2026
That’s why muppets flounder under Disney’s stewardship. Muppets are subversive. Muppets fuck. Disney is the least subversive media entity in the world. Nobody fucks in the magic kingdom. You can’t look at this girl and tell me she doesn’t party. Come on.
Janice strikes me as more of a vodka+soda girl
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Eric “wake me for the eschaton” WVGG @wvgg.co · 31/01/2026
As for Kramer and Jeffrey… what can I say, hijinks ensue. Something about a tightly wound bedsheet, classic slapstick yucks
Kramer in the klinker
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