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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon McNulty our sauceless king 🤴
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Mcnulty Nicely Done (2)
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brandon McNutty!
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Mcnulty's Subtle Smile in The Wire
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fuck me, @radial.racing is brilliant!
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 17/10/2025
How has the government got itself into the position of standing up for Israeli football hooligans, while criminalising peaceful supporters of Palestine Action?
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Keep your head up Derek Gee ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
“I’m only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold…”
Picture of Paul Seixas
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
NEED to share. A week ago a TikTok went viral of 2 Belgians pranking their grandpa by saying they don’t care about Evenepoel. The grandpa was telling his grandchildren all Remco’s achievements and how much a fan he is. Remco saw it and sent a video to the grandpa saying how much he appreciates him 🥰
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Official to the death, all eternity and so on!
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Matthias @nairoingreen.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
"The UCI strongly condemns the exploitation of sport for political purposes in general, and especially coming from a government"
Sylvan Adams in IPT kit shaking hands with NetanyahuUAE crown prince posing with Pogacar, Gianetti and the rest of the UAE team holding a UAE jerseyKagame and Lappartient holding a cycling jersey Macron posing with Vingegaard in the yellow jersey
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Fonsi Loaiza @fonsiloaizap.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
El pueblo gallego lo ha conseguido. Han suspendido el final de meta en la Vuelta por las protestas en solidaridad con el pueblo de Palestina. Enormes.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Fuck Daryl Impey!
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Capitán Swing @capitanswing.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Uff
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
@velogames.bsky.social Vuelta is live!
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Lenny Martinez today
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Please we Lord, we need the Mas win 🙏🏿
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a man is sitting in a pool with the words god if you listenin help
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This is Mas’ best shot, I can’t look 🫣
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madoc cairns @madoc.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Police in Canterbury today informed a protestor that the phrase "Israel is committing genocide in Gaza" could be considered a declaration of support for Palestine Action and therefore a terrorism offence.
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Feargal McKay @cycologies.com · 14/07/2025
A genie appears. "You can have Ben Healy in yellow. But you will also have to accept Quinn Simmons taking the stage win." What do you do? #tdf2025
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
@velogames.bsky.social is open!!!!
Biggie Smalls and the Junior Mafia playing a game of cee-lo.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Well looks like Jorgenson had his Idaho potatoes last night.
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William @zoeface44.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Thomas Pidcock’s brain truly is a mystery to me
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Francesca @fraboxthislap.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
"they both wear white, no?"
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Pamina Rainbowtufts Lover (x2) 🌈🌈🌈 @pamina85.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
are you ready for the second Spanish-Mexican war?
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
XDS Astana this week
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a case tractor is driving through a field of wheat
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Marijn Sax @marijnsax.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Great stuff
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
“I'm only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold…”
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
@velogames.bsky.social A small error (unless I’ve missed some recent news)
A screenshot of Velogames Fantasy selection with “Caleb Ewan | Team Jayco AlUla” marked with a red circle.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Wake up Remco nation! Our woke prince rides today!
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a man in a suit is standing in front of a set of stairs and says `` wake up wake up wake up ! ''
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The Four Wrong’uns, holding the front page of The Guardian.
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House Of Graeme @houseofgraeme.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It appears the rumours about Elon leaving the US government may be true and he’s already taken the overhead projector.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
“I’m only nineteen, but my mind is old And when the things get for real, my warm heart turns cold” #matthewbrennan
Cyclist Matthew Brennan
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Eben Muse @ebenmyrddin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Thanks for isolating during some of your most important developmental years to protect older generations from covid, kids. 🦠 No go fuck yourself! 🤝
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@procyclingstats.com is there a way of tallying up how many breaks the Bais Bros have been in?
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
A succinct summary of how my @velogames.bsky.social teams are doing so far this year.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
“Have you said thank you once?"
Left to right: Landa, Valverde and Quintana. Sat at a press conference.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
210 UCI points for XDS Astana today, let’s go!
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a group of young men are dancing in a parking lot with the words `` # 1 stunnin ! ''
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The UCI points system needs a review, it’s worse than The Source mic ratings in peak Benzino era. 14 points for a Gran Camino stage win vs 15 points for top 15 finish in Faun Drome. Doesn’t add up.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
When they came for the trans folks, I said, "Yo' momma," even though I did not actually know their momma. When they came for the...
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
So ya boy's name is what?

MistaFuccYou

You called the guy MistaFuccYou?  yeah, he called himself that.

His mother goes thru the trouble of christening him Daren Markenson, guy fucks a couple Mistas and then he's MistaFuccYou forever.  doesn't seem fair.  Life just be that way I guess.  

I gotta ask ya, if every shitcoin is a rugpull, why would anybody buy it?

What?  

The shitcoin is a scam, they wait until the pile of money is high, take it and run, so why give them any money at all?

Got to, this america man.
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Adam @smalltings.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Why weren’t Ladysmith Black Mambazo getting the ‘no drums’ slander Alchemist and Nicolas Craven get? Those big lads were allergic to the snare.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
It's been said before, but it really is striking how even within what he's pitching as a potentially limitless VR world beyond our wildest imaginations, the only things that Zuckerberg can imagine are new ways to do meetings.
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Seriously though, what is Starmer doing about bringing Eurosport back? Does he even know about it, is it on his radar? Is there a Select Committee?
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Takudzwa @wutm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
People, stop responding to text messages with voice notes. please 😫
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Matthew Sparkes @sparkes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The Online Safety Act was designed to protect children from dangerous content but seems to be having serious side-effects and potentially shutting down hundreds of small community websites: forums on everything from cycling to Porsche 911s to Sunderland AFC. www.newscientist.com/article/2461...
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Hundreds of small websites may shut down due to UK's Online Safety Act
Hundreds of community websites run for fans of everything from cycling to Sunderland AFC may be forced to shut down by the UK's Online Safety Act, which is designed to protect children from harmful co...
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