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April || the tortured cyclists department

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argumentative antithetical dream girl and a pathological people pleaser

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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How I felt on the bike today
Chris Froome in isr*el premier tech kit
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanted to grow my bangs out but the new Taylor Swift music video is Bangs Propaganda aimed straight at me
Still of Taylor Swift and Dakota Johnson (both sporting bangs) in the new Taylor Swift music video “Patient Zero”
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They asked Wout if he felt like he was at World Championship Cyclocross when he rode at the front with Mathieu and he said no I wish it was then it was atleast over after and hour
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matthews mogs everyone on the podium
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I’m Canadian and hear the American national anthem I’m petrol bombing the stage
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway Morh showing that nationalities goes before brand team and I do think that’s beautiful, he can be proud of that
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lowkey feel like just as in Zurich Mathieu left rainbows here. Think he didn’t race smart at all
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FUCKING GIANETTI
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UAE and American rider. Woke has lost
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just know Pogacar is happy rn and I hate that
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God I love that we’re gonna have a world champion with a beautiful national flag 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️😍😍😍
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
McNulty world champ before wout van Aert 😔
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just gonna pretend these are Jorgenson his rainbows
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jorgenson though…. What a race he has raced, crazy dude
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is fucking ridiculous
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way they got closer each time on the climb, they could’ve gotten him
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Albert @topimpa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great the world champion is gonna be the 12th best rider at uae
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We genuinely gonna get MVDP on the podium
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remco please get cocky
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently being mustache brothers runs deep
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MORG UAE IS YOUR ENEMY REMEMBER HOW YOURE ON THE BLACKLIST BRO
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Genuinely tho I think Mathieu made the mistake of dropping Wout so early
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having to choose between ultra dominant Dutch freak, 20 something twinks, UAE blood money rider or a MAGA world champion (one even being both). Lord drop the atom bomb
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Americans genuinely riding a crazy WC
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ITS MORGING TIME
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay but someone is gonna have to do something in group 3 wout can’t be the only guy riding
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IM HOME I CAN WATCH
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Van Aert running purely on “I can’t let Mathieu win again”
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well, not much Belgium can do if both leaders are cooked. I just so hope MVDP doesn’t win this
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can’t watch so I’m watching a liveblog but wout don’t give me hope
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lowkey vindicated
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If im Armirail and Seixas doesn’t win after this I’m firebombing his house
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wtf did Armirail have for breakfast
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is the museum sending me signs
Name card for a painting of a painter with the last name Evenepoel Name cars for a sculpture called Montreal 1984
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As long as one of the 20 year old twinks don’t win worlds I’m good
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I won’t be able to really watch the men’s cause I’m on a weekend trip but maybe that’s for the best, last time I couldn’t watch was the disappointing edition of 2021 and I think I saved myself a lot of heartbreak
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me in a beautiful city at a beautiful place thinking about how my supervisor hasn’t replied to my emails in two weeks
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cycling themed coffee bars etc all good and well but your coffee has to be actually good for me to come here more often bro
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hotel breakfasts ask the important question: How much carrot cake are people willing to eat at 8.30 in the morning?
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me and my mum, who I live with 24/7 at dinner on a trip realising we officially have nothing left to talk about
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They race bikes here
Picture at liege guillemins station
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They’re jumping Benji on Twitter for saying women’s health research has been understudied and underfunded 😭
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sporza genuinely just setting wout up for failure, he could ride a good world championship and it won’t be enough because of all this
Sporza homepage with an article as header about how this could be Wout van Aerts world championship
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Slo-mo sprint lol
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I’m gathering from this is that you are all logical sensible people but somehow my mum is still saying my preference isn’t logical
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay what do you guys prefer. Being 2h17 minutes on the train but having to make two (connections) or being 2h45 minutes on the train but having only one (longer) connection. Me and my mother are having a heated discussion
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never forget
Tweet 
: FRANKIE ME!
@MuseumGay
Since y'all wanna be assholes for Taylor. Iron man dies in endgame
1:24 PM • 4/26/19 - Twitter for iPhone
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FRANKIE • ME! @MuseumGay • 3d And I'm not even joking
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm excited to share that I've written a small piece for IASPM Benelux explaining some of the findings of my Master thesis on Taylor Swift's reputation album! www.iaspmbenelux.org/current-rese...
screengrab of the IASPM Benelux site with my article 'Listening Beyond the Lyrics: Musical Narrative in Taylor Swift's reputation and Why it Matters'
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading Cersei her PoV chapters in ASOIAF
Emoji swirling finger beside their head to indicate someone is crazy
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of Taylor Swift in a thinker post Meme of cat in thinker pose saying “haters can’t stand that I ponder.”
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