April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How I felt on the bike today 160
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wanted to grow my bangs out but the new Taylor Swift music video is Bangs Propaganda aimed straight at me 030
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They asked Wout if he felt like he was at World Championship Cyclocross when he rode at the front with Mathieu and he said no I wish it was then it was atleast over after and hour 0230
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Matthews mogs everyone on the podium 090
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I’m Canadian and hear the American national anthem I’m petrol bombing the stage 1130
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Anyway Morh showing that nationalities goes before brand team and I do think that’s beautiful, he can be proud of that 190
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lowkey feel like just as in Zurich Mathieu left rainbows here. Think he didn’t race smart at all 260
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FUCKING GIANETTI 1120
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026UAE and American rider. Woke has lost 3262
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just know Pogacar is happy rn and I hate that 1170
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026God I love that we’re gonna have a world champion with a beautiful national flag 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️😍😍😍 151
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026McNulty world champ before wout van Aert 😔 0100
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just gonna pretend these are Jorgenson his rainbows 010
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jorgenson though…. What a race he has raced, crazy dude 270
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is fucking ridiculous 020
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The way they got closer each time on the climb, they could’ve gotten him 020
Reposted by April || the tortured cyclists departmentAlbert @topimpa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Great the world champion is gonna be the 12th best rider at uae 1132
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We genuinely gonna get MVDP on the podium 030
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remco please get cocky 040
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Apparently being mustache brothers runs deep 010
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MORG UAE IS YOUR ENEMY REMEMBER HOW YOURE ON THE BLACKLIST BRO 2251
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Genuinely tho I think Mathieu made the mistake of dropping Wout so early 010
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Having to choose between ultra dominant Dutch freak, 20 something twinks, UAE blood money rider or a MAGA world champion (one even being both). Lord drop the atom bomb 3120
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Americans genuinely riding a crazy WC 040
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Okay but someone is gonna have to do something in group 3 wout can’t be the only guy riding 120
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026IM HOME I CAN WATCH 050
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Van Aert running purely on “I can’t let Mathieu win again” 040
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well, not much Belgium can do if both leaders are cooked. I just so hope MVDP doesn’t win this 130
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can’t watch so I’m watching a liveblog but wout don’t give me hope 240
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026lowkey vindicated 140
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If im Armirail and Seixas doesn’t win after this I’m firebombing his house 040
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026wtf did Armirail have for breakfast 280
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is the museum sending me signs 1140
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026As long as one of the 20 year old twinks don’t win worlds I’m good 191
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I won’t be able to really watch the men’s cause I’m on a weekend trip but maybe that’s for the best, last time I couldn’t watch was the disappointing edition of 2021 and I think I saved myself a lot of heartbreak 170
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me in a beautiful city at a beautiful place thinking about how my supervisor hasn’t replied to my emails in two weeks 060
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cycling themed coffee bars etc all good and well but your coffee has to be actually good for me to come here more often bro 030
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hotel breakfasts ask the important question: How much carrot cake are people willing to eat at 8.30 in the morning? 170
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Me and my mum, who I live with 24/7 at dinner on a trip realising we officially have nothing left to talk about 250
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They race bikes here 2130
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They’re jumping Benji on Twitter for saying women’s health research has been understudied and underfunded 😭 5200
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sporza genuinely just setting wout up for failure, he could ride a good world championship and it won’t be enough because of all this 290
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Slo-mo sprint lol 040
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What I’m gathering from this is that you are all logical sensible people but somehow my mum is still saying my preference isn’t logical 030
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026okay what do you guys prefer. Being 2h17 minutes on the train but having to make two (connections) or being 2h45 minutes on the train but having only one (longer) connection. Me and my mother are having a heated discussion 550
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm excited to share that I've written a small piece for IASPM Benelux explaining some of the findings of my Master thesis on Taylor Swift's reputation album! www.iaspmbenelux.org/current-rese... 260
April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Reading Cersei her PoV chapters in ASOIAF 020