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Very tired they/them who doesn't identify as a gender but does identify as a dad. Mostly for dad joke purposes.

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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 30/09/2026
Firing more generals will probably solve their 'Can't win in Iran' problem, right?
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лиа @hadeanangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagining bjork covering knife party by deftones rn
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/09/2026
Fun fact, as of 29th September I have played 17 games this year. The median and modal average release year are both 2004 and the mean is around the summer of 2009.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/09/2026
Games of 2026 updated with thoughts on Golden Sun. tl;dr? I enjoyed it, it's definitely a technical feast of a GBA title and an enjoyable RPG. Do I want to invest another 30 hours or so diving straight in to Dark Dawn? ... no, not right now. Some day. blog.wryterra.com/the-games-of...
blog.wryterra.com
The Games of 2026
I've decided to keep track of games I've finished in 2026. I find I'm having to be more thoughtful about my gaming with a small child. It changes what I can play and when. Dispatch I picked Dispatc...
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/09/2026
Well, IYKYK
A screenshot of the characters Isaac, Ivan, Garret and Mia from Golden Sun standing on top of a lighthouse that has been cracked in half.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 28/09/2026
WRT last reposts. What especially sucks about this situation is I kind of want to avoid buying Image because of this, but at the same time Image publish so many genuinely talented independent creators. It's not like the industry is spoiled for choice with places for them to go to either.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile, many of the women harmed had their careers and aspirations derailed. But it's supposedly unfair for him not to be given a second chance.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am deeply disappointed in Image for choosing to publish new comics from Ellis without him doing that work, when he previously abused his position as a popular comics writer to do what he did.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With the conversations happening here today, I'm thinking about how Ellis gets to have a "second chance" without doing any of the work to change or even meaningfully apologise to the scores of women he harmed and manipulated. All he had to do was wait a while.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 27/09/2026
Alright, Golden Sun, fair play. Any game that gets me to play through to the red battery warning light on my SP in a single sitting is probably good.
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reid ✨ @hollowcene.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why would you ever be a loser who uses AI to make “””art””” when you could instead experience the pure unbridled joy of poorly photoshopping your friend’s cat on a skateboard
Photo of a long haired orange & white cat sprawled on the ground. Incoming text reads “Can someone who has more of a brain photoshop him doing a sick skateboarding thing.? Payment in kisses or baked goods”. Outgoing text reads “You know I’ve never been more excited to deliver on something in my LIFE” Two photos of the cat on a skateboard railsliding (kind of) One photo of the cat on a skateboard in the Venice Beach skatepark, two photos of the cat going up a half pipe Photo of the cat in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2, photo of the cat on the moon
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 25/09/2026
I did not know this. Exciting! And having read the pitch it seems like a *very* Yoon Ha Lee book. I look forward to being confused and delighted in equal measure once more.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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zoë @strandedselkie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
also Ms Rachel remains a parenting lifesaver, daughter doesn't watch her any more as she's aged out but we still use some of the parenting advice literally every day and she still adores Bean Bear
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zoë @strandedselkie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the thing that gets me about Macklemore is that it would have been so easy for him to do a "your criticisms have made me go anti woke" grift after everyone made fun of him for being too earnest and cringe about being an lgbt+ ally and anti-racist but he didn't, he's still here, good for him
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 17/09/2026
Nothing is making me want to leave bluesky more than the posting of every single member of the bluesky staff.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 16/09/2026
A village called Piddlington has voted to leave the UK rather than accept asylum seekers? Fucking do it. Cut them off from our energy grid and communications network, blockade their roads and demand passports, stop funding their public services, cease all trade with them. Let them sink.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, I am pleasantly surprised by the news for once? For friends abroad, that’s the UK’s national federation of unions. It’s about time the beast awakened.
leftfootforward.org
TUC votes to condemn EHRC code of practice and back self-ID for trans people
Delegates backed a motion branding the EHRC guidance 'discriminatory and unworkable'
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 13/09/2026
Wait, let me get this straight, a few years ago Blizzard released 'World of Warcraft Classic' which was just releasing World of Warcraft again but now they've released World of Warcraft Forever which is just World of Warcraft again again?
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 13/09/2026
Yeah. Alright. This Witch From Mercury show is pretty good.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
in a similar manner, i have agreed to stop my habit of snorting crushed Faberge eggs for reasons that have nothing to do with my looming bankruptcy
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 13/09/2026
Isn't it convenient that the AI industry's unilateral decision to slow down development for the safety of mankind coincided with increasing evidence that the progression of AI is slowing and the flaws are intrinsic meaning their development was going to slow down anyway, disappointing investors?
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 11/09/2026
@strandedselkie.bsky.social is out which means tonight is daddy daughter night followed by indulgently bougie burger and catching up on ghost in the shell. Many thanks to kiddo for being an absolute angel too. This is the life ™
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
has any marketing fuckup in history had the aura of coca cola vending machines in New Zealand saying in Māori I GREET THEE DEATH
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拉拉 Lexi 💖 Venom 毒汁 @lexivenom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
omg dude i never saw it before she looks like a fuckin rescuer dawg
Bianca, the mouse from Disney’s 1977 film the RescuersElizabeth Holmes of Theranos and various girlboss legal issues
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N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So rude! I feel too seen!
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 02/09/2026
blog.wryterra.com/the-games-of... Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations added to the games of 2026 list. That's the whole trilogy on the list now. Not sure what I'm most likely to roll credits on next as the games are a bit bigger but it'll be a different beast.
blog.wryterra.com
The Games of 2026
I've decided to keep track of games I've finished in 2026. I find I'm having to be more thoughtful about my gaming with a small child. It changes what I can play and when. Dispatch I picked Dispatc...
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 02/09/2026
Picture of the writers' room during the development of the Bridge to the Turnabout case for Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 02/09/2026
“I’m already dead, there’s not a lot you can do to punish me” I’m just about finished with the og Phoenix Wright trilogy and that line of dialogue sums up just how absurd this final case is. You gotta hand it to her, she makes a good point.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 30/08/2026
Threw on Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? earlier and was pleasantly reminded that there isn't a bad track on that album.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 30/08/2026
One of the good things about raising a kid is watching their progress and watching them set new benchmarks. Especially when they do it in the funniest way possible. Like kiddo’s new benchmark for sentence complexity and clarity: “oh my god, there’s snot in my nose!”
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/08/2026
Smaragdine Electronics Boutique
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Retired LEO consults with local police to resolve missing person case.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 27/08/2026
I know Catface isn't an actor, but that's the voice. That's always been his voice.
A picture of a black cat sitting inside the opening of a grey duvetA picture of the web cartoon character Catface, because I don't think he sounds like all Weebl voices, he speaks specifically like Catface
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 26/08/2026
Yes yes yes. Yes please. Yes very much please, I would like a 4k print. Give to me now yes please. Yes yes.
A poster advertising a 4k remaster of Ghost in the Shell
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 25/08/2026
So proud of my city.
An image of a street in Glasgow covered in fake snow for filming The Batman pt 2 with the caption "went to the Batman 2 set in Glasgow and one of the security people said that they have to search the set for Irn Bru cans every night because the locals are trying to sneak on into the film and they keep popping up in the bins and hot dog stands lmao"
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 25/08/2026
And that's Mario Golf Advance Tour taken to credits. Not a game I planned on playing this year but life comes at you fast and sometimes it brings handheld golf games. It could bring worse things. blog.wryterra.com/the-games-of...
blog.wryterra.com
The Games of 2026
I've decided to keep track of games I've finished in 2026. I find I'm having to be more thoughtful about my gaming with a small child. It changes what I can play and when. Dispatch I picked Dispatc...
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 25/08/2026
I did not know that a Lego city builder was something I needed in my life but it turns out I need Lego Skylines in my life.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 22/08/2026
My wish for Smackdown Women's Championship: Build up Blake vs Chelsea as inevitable, but when it finally happens Rhea returns. Chelsea retains due to the distraction. Build to triple threat main event in which Blake and Rhea focus so much on each other Chelsea retains. Chelsea has a real run.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 21/08/2026
Mike, buddy, when we say people should get off of X we say that because it’s full of Nazis and AI bros. We explicitly don’t want the Nazis and AI bros to get off X, we want them to stay there.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 20/08/2026
And that's Super Puzzle Fighter 2 added to the list of games I rolled credits on this year. Definitely the quickest from start to credits, but it still counts. blog.wryterra.com/the-games-of...
blog.wryterra.com
The Games of 2026
I've decided to keep track of games I've finished in 2026. I find I'm having to be more thoughtful about my gaming with a small child. It changes what I can play and when. Dispatch I picked Dispatc...
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 19/08/2026
Pokemon? I think I’ll be ok.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 18/08/2026
Unexpected toddler problems: at the end of the day the kiddo is too enthusiastic about going to bed
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 17/08/2026
Looking at some old videos of kiddo and reminiscing that as your child learns to vocalise there will be a wonderful period as you get to watch a tiny human experiment with a new range of sounds they can make. Although it's worth noting that to begin with quite a lot of them will be screaming.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 16/08/2026
As she did not want to go on a “supermarket adventure” I did get her to compromise and agree to a “Tesco adventure”.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 16/08/2026
Describe your music taste using only three artists No genres allowed 1. Nirvana 2. Ani DiFranco 3. Backburner Crew
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 15/08/2026
Arnold Rimmer in Better Than Life. He could have put himself in any reality he wanted and his own brain simply could not conceive of a world in which he had even one friend.
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