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Very tired they/them who doesn't identify as a gender but does identify as a dad. Mostly for dad joke purposes.

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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 01/10/2026
Next game I'll be adding to the games finished in 2026 list will be Nighthawks, a Vampire visual novel / story game that I backed on Kickstarter a good long while back. It's not the only Vampire video game I backed on Kickstarter but it IS the only one I finished. Or enjoyed. This one's good.
A picture depicting a number of characters from the videogame Nighthawks in a group portrait behind the title text.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/09/2026
Well, IYKYK
A screenshot of the characters Isaac, Ivan, Garret and Mia from Golden Sun standing on top of a lighthouse that has been cracked in half.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 02/09/2026
Picture of the writers' room during the development of the Bridge to the Turnabout case for Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 27/08/2026
I know Catface isn't an actor, but that's the voice. That's always been his voice.
A picture of a black cat sitting inside the opening of a grey duvetA picture of the web cartoon character Catface, because I don't think he sounds like all Weebl voices, he speaks specifically like Catface
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 26/08/2026
Yes yes yes. Yes please. Yes very much please, I would like a 4k print. Give to me now yes please. Yes yes.
A poster advertising a 4k remaster of Ghost in the Shell
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 25/08/2026
So proud of my city.
An image of a street in Glasgow covered in fake snow for filming The Batman pt 2 with the caption "went to the Batman 2 set in Glasgow and one of the security people said that they have to search the set for Irn Bru cans every night because the locals are trying to sneak on into the film and they keep popping up in the bins and hot dog stands lmao"
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 21/08/2026
Mike, buddy, when we say people should get off of X we say that because it’s full of Nazis and AI bros. We explicitly don’t want the Nazis and AI bros to get off X, we want them to stay there.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 30/07/2026
I'm rarely proud of my paint jobs, I tend to go for 'good enough for the table'. But I do really like this Chaplain.
A squad of Space Marines. 5 Imperial Fist Assault Intercessors lead by a Chaplain.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 20/07/2026
Kiddo, who refuses to call the tv show Bluey anything other than “Bluey and Bingo”, continues her dedication to equal representation. Her grandparents got her a set of Bluey and Bingo socks. Out of that sense of fairness she is now wearing mismatched socks.
The lower half of a two year old child. The child is wearing a green and blue striped dress with pictures of a rainbow and a tiger on it. Their feet have shoes on and on the right leg a blue sock with “Bluey” written on it and on their left leg an orange sock with “Bingo” written on it.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 18/07/2026
I have been waiting eagerly for the era of the kiddo giving names to things. It has begun and quite wonderfully so! Meet “George”.
“George”, which is the name given to the pictured plush doll of Harley Quinn, a woman in a black and red jester outfit holding a hammer.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/06/2026
Immortan Joe from Mad Max Fury Road delivering his water speech. It has top and bottom text in a common meme format. The top text reads "Do not, my friend, become addicted to lemsip" The bottom text reads "It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence"
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 27/06/2026
Amazon shipped me a PS Vita in “very good condition”. It arrived scuffed to hell, with some buttons not working and with someone else’s account. They gave me a full refund and let me keep the junk vita. So i thought you know what? I bet replacement front assemblies and button boards are cheap.
A disassembled PS Vita 1000 on a green cotton board with tools like a screwdriver, tweezers and a spudger around it. 
An assembled like-new PS Vita with tools like a screwdriver, tweezers and a spudger around it.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 26/06/2026
Said before the stream that if they got me it’d be kill team. Mother of god.
A box for a warhammer kill team. The team name is Exodite. The art depicts space elves riding dinosaurs.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 16/06/2026
It may be a pebbly little beach on Loch Lomond but it’s still the best beach she’s been on in her life and she is absolutely loving it!
A woman in black jeans and a black hoody holding the hand of a toddler in an aqua jumper. They are photographed slightly from behind and the back drop is Loch Lomond.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 12/06/2026
If the aggregate data of 22,000 developers shows that no one can get it to work right it’s probably fine when *I* do it. - fairly new egotist proverb
A man with spectacles and a moustache addressing a woman with blond hair. The subtitle reads “… but it might work for us.”
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 07/06/2026
I have company for watching the Grand Prix today.
The user wryterra.com sitting on a black sofa. Snuggled into their chest is a young child (with an emoji obscuring their face). The wall behind them has book cases and a desk with model paints around it.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 04/06/2026
When your daughter tells you to wear her tutu even though it is far, far too small for you then you just have to find a way.
A picture of the user wryterra.com standing in a kitchen, holding a cup of coffee. They are wearing a long sleeve black t-shirt and a child’s pink tutu turned upside down on their head. The tutu is worn like a headdress and the bow on the waistband has been carefully positioned on the forehead.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 31/05/2026
An alternative cover to the first issue of The Wicked + The Divine. 

A head and shoulders portrait of the character 'Lucifer' from the comic, she has the appearance of a female Bowie in his thin white duke era. She is on a red background with smeared blue and yellow colour on one side of the image. The words "The Wicked + The Divine 1" are super imposed over her face.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 27/05/2026
Finally got around to painting the nursery. Also putting in some new beanbags. Kiddo hasn’t commented on the walls at all but I’m happy to report she loves the beanbags! (And @strandedselkie.bsky.social and I like the walls so it’s all a win)
A nursery with white walls and no bare plaster any more. In it a woman and a small child relax on brightly coloured beanbags.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 08/05/2026
White cisgender gamer boys can't handle a non-white or female protagonist because they can't relate to them. Meanwhile my two year old daughter looks at this illustration of a child woodpecker and loudly proclaims it's her, because the child woodpecker is with their Daddy.
An illustration from the Childrens' book Peck Peck Peck by Lucy Cousins. Two woodpeckers, one much larger, stand perched on a tree branch. Text acompanying the image reads: Today my daddy said to me, "It's time you learned to peck a tree."
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 02/05/2026
Introducing the kiddo to cafe culture early. (It’s water)
A small child in a fluffy pink hoodie sitting on a bench outside a building with green walls drinking from a take away coffee cup.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 21/04/2026
A hastily photoshopped version of the 'Sickos' meme where a man stands outside a window looking in, a speech bubble above him reading 'Yes... ha ha ha... YES!'. The modification replaces his head with an Imperial Fist Space Marine helmet.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 17/04/2026
Replies, disabled. Quote reposts, disabled. Not looking forward to it very much after all, apparently.
A post from why.bsky.team who is the technology advisor to BlueSky, a social media site that absolutely crapped itself and went offline very quickly after acknowledging that AI was used in its development, saying "Looking forward to what the "ai sucks ackshoeally" crowd has to say about this one"
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 11/04/2026
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston in their roles from Breaking Bad sitting at a kitchen table. Cranston is in profile and positioned in the foreground, but unfocussed. Paul is the focal subject of the shot, looking at him with a smile. A subtitle across the bottom of the screen reads "Yeah, science!"
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 03/04/2026
We got two words for ya!
An illustration of Anna and Uni Puma from Dominion Tank Police
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 02/04/2026
Each of the solar panel 'wings' has a camera mounted on it. rdw.com/wp-content/u...
A diagram provided by RedWire Technology, a partner of the Artemis project and camera provider detailing the locations of the cameras on the spacecraft. Specific to this post are the four cameras on the solar panel wings but also forward facing and interior cameras.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 31/03/2026
Gosh you could have even read the link before commenting.
A screenshot of a section of the article 'Affect or Effect | Difference & Example Sentences' making it clear that 'Effect' can be used as a verb and is the correct choiced for the context 'effected change'.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 29/03/2026
Thanks to the pocket taco I just rolled credits on Super Mario Land which is something I didn’t manage even when I had a gameboy the first time around.
One of the closing scenes of Super Mario Land showing Mario and Daisy at the end of world 4-3
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 23/03/2026
I love this little gadget. I've been into retro handhelds for a little while now but the truth is you probably already have a really, really good portable computer in your pocket already. You just need a controller. Enter the pocket taco. Bonus points for it having a ridiculous name!
An iPhone with a GameSir Pocket Taco controller attached to the bottom, it is made of plastic whose colour strongly resembles the original GameBoy and has similarly coloured buttons, except it has four of them instead of two. It clamps around the bottom of the screen allowing an emulated game to be displayed on the top half.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 23/03/2026
When your daughter says you have to wear the strawberry hat you don’t ask questions.
A selfie of the user @wryterra.com, a masculine presenting person in their 40s wearing a T-shirt, glasses and a red crochet hat that is comedically too small balanced on top of their head.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 20/03/2026
In the library and I see this. Chat, what happened to the fifth child? I’m going to crack this case.
A dvd cover for Sky’s ‘Four Kids and It’.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 16/03/2026
Search your camera roll for “Hell” (Didn’t think I’d have anything for this then got Wic Div’d out of left field)
A pitch document for The Wicked and The Divine. It reads as follows. 

Overview

Every ninety years, gods reincarnate. Young people realise they are immortal beings reborn. They are charismatic and brilliant. They perform miracles. They save people's lives, either metaphorically or literally.
Within two years, they're dead.
Our cast aren't superheroes, though they occasionally act like it.
They dress like pop-stars. Hell, on my part, they're often inspired by pop-stars as much as they are by the myths I'm playing with (Example cast: Bast, Astarte, Mithras, Amaterasu, The Morrigan, Lucifer, Ba'al Hammon, etc. We're going to the full range of sources, some with a lot of recognisable star power, and others with less.)
Our cast perform before adoring audiences who go into a rapturous frenzy when the gods speak their Glossolalia. No, they don't understand what the gods are saying, but it feels amazing. Underlying it all, the archetypal nature of feeling young and invulnerable writ large. And, most of all, the sense that in our youth-obsessed culture
they are equally worshipped and despised.
Our cast laugh at it all. They're gods. They're immortal.
For two years.
The idea of playing superheroes as celebrity isn't exactly new.
However, it's always played cynical. The celebrity characters are always the debased bad guys, or at least the cautionary tale and wandering from the road of truth. It's always implicitly arguing that these people are worse than the heroes who came before them because they're on the cover of a magazine and they do a bit of coke. We're not interested in that. We're anti-that. We've all had pop-stars save our life.
It's a book for people whose heroes were primarily Bowie, not Batman.
They'll also be a lot of fights, drama, emotions, secrets and kissing, because we're not stupid.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 22/02/2026
It's kiddo's second birthday so I got the camera out. And when Daddy gets the camera out, sometimes, so does she.
A picture of a 2 year old child with wavy hair and wearing pyjamas decorated by a picture of bunnies and the slogan 'let's dance' holding a toy camera in front of their face.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 06/02/2026
Did you not repost this?
Screenshot of a reposted bluesy post calling Starmer a good man for apologising to epstein’s victims as described
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 01/01/2026
The front of a toddler's toy walker and activity station. It has tumblrs with letters on that have been arranged to spell the word 'shite'
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 30/12/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Honestly not sure if I’m under more threat from the kidnappers or my rescuers.
A still from the animated TV show The Mighty Nein showing the core characters from season one on a path through woodland
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 20/11/2025
If nothing else it's just really nice to see a couple of painted armies going up against each other. :D
A close up of miniatures in the midst of a 40k game. The remnants of a Cadian combat squad with two armoured vehicles are beset by the Necron xenos menace.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 20/11/2025
The lads from Cadia put up a decent struggle. I was ahead on points until the last turn but thanks to the way the missions and secondaries landed my opponent ended up scoring more points in the last turn than I had the entire game. Them's the breaks. :D
A picture of a Warhammer 40k game in progress. Three Cadian armoured vehicles and two squads of infantry hold the center of the board surrounded by Necron forces.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 19/11/2025
It’s true, you can’t dry brush a space marine.
A dry brushed grey knight, which is not technically a space marine, I guess
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 14/11/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
A very broken LCD display showing a large number of artifacts, mostly vertical and horizontal lines of random colour and brightness.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 31/10/2025
A nearly two year old girl in a bee costume with her face covered by a bee emoji.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 18/10/2025
And why did I need to add a new m3 drive to my PC? Well, the time has come. Not quite willing to commit to ditching windows 100% just yet but it’s definitely time to test the waters with a dual boot.
A picture of a PC display showing the Bazzite Linux install screen.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 12/10/2025
Scandal. All day every day.
A woman with short wavy brunette hair sitting on a closed toilet in a bathroom, she is wearing dark pants a white sleeveless top and has blades strapped to her forearms.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 24/09/2025
Properly quality children’s entertainment this.
A photograph of a child’s walker with activity toys on the front. Three cogs that spin, a xylophone and a set of wheels with letters on currently spelling out ‘shite’
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 06/09/2025
'bro' the post is visible to us both. Words Jess said: "Just so you know, this is how it always starts. With a marginalized group…" Words you have imagined she said "and ALWAYS spreads to everyone else" Please, feel free to search her entire feed for the word 'spreads'. Zero results.
Screen capture of a bluesky post. It reads 'Where are all the "don't tread on me" people? Just so you know, this is how it always starts. With a marginalized group..."A screen capture of an empty search results screen attempting to search for the word 'spreads' in the feed of piperformissouri.bsky.social
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 05/09/2025
An alpaca. It is white and looking directly into the camera with its teeth showing. Its ears are especially fluffy.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 30/08/2025
Mick Fleetwood in Star Trek The Next Generation. He wore full face prosthetics and had no lines. There's no way you'd have known he was there if you didn't read the credits. He was just there for the love of the show.
Two Antedean characters from Star Trek, humanoid fish people. One is played by Mick Fleetwood but you wouldn't know it from looking.
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 26/08/2025
ZX81. I was lucky enough to have the RAM expansion. That massive, generously sized connector was too generously sized and the damn thing kept disconnecting. In the end I had to tape it into place. (It was the size of a deck of cards and added a whopping 16kb of RAM. 16kb!)
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 24/08/2025
Ed, how can you say there are no new gadgets and doodads? They’re here. They’re not cellphones. They’re made from real oil from real snakes!
A woman using a Humane AI pinA hand holding a Rabbit R1
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the TERRIBLE EGG @wryterra.com · 24/08/2025
Presenting that paragraph as if you genuinely believe that paragraph is the bit I take issue with is utterly disingenuous. This, on the other hand, is classic 'scare quotes' material. Being queer-run does not absolve you of willful or negligent transphobia in your presentation of articles.
A quotation from the pink news article: She has previously hit back at her “toxic” rivals after qualifying for the tournament and told PinkNews that the online abuse she faced left her not wanting to leave her home.
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