Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Fondly remembering the three days where the world was captivated by the “What does the fox say??” Song. 030
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Forget hoping Superman will save us, where the hell is the WuTang clan I’ve heard so much about 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025There are a thousand things that should have broken the trance the nation has with this imbecile but the way he handled George Floyd’s death and the subsequent BLM movement has to be in the top three 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I remember when asking someone to use their phone required a; “it’s not long distance” before they would agree. 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025How would the proposed movie tariff work? The ticket at the theatre is 120% more than expected? Isn’t that what they already do for popcorn? 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025The prime minister of Canada had a chance to do the funniest thing ever and not wear a suit and tie in the Oval Office 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Is it just me or is this year‘s Met Gala giving real strong hunger games vibe? 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025RFKJr: “If do you have ever solved a Rubik‘s cube or attempted to solve a Rubik‘s cube; we are coming for you” 000
Reposted by Garrett Oonion person @junlper.beer · 05/05/2025an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us 944754486
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Not Rudy Giuliani screaming “we will have trial by combat!” In the conclave 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I can’t wait to skeet: Pete Hegseth has left the chat. When they ultimately fire him. Don’t steal it. 041
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025“How can any of this stock market stuff be my fault?? I have been golfing for like the last three weeks straight “media.tenor.comSuspect Guilty GIFALT: Suspect Guilty GIF 030
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Mr President, There is a Kristi Noem to see you, has a govt ID and everything. She looks completely different than her drivers license but she does wear a shitload of makeup. 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Isn’t it crazy and a bit exciting to think we might have the first AI pope in a few days. 041
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025There is a time and a place for every bad skeet. Once a year I get to roll out this banger: “Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.” 031
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Is there any chance this imbecile thinks he is fighting against shape shifting robots from cybertron instead of fifth grade volleyball players with this war on trans? 020
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Normalize eating squeaky cheese publicly in places other than Wisconsin 031
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Who do you miss the least: The pillow guy, Jared Kushner, Kari Lake? 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025A hallmark of the truly stupid is a belief they alone have found a simple solution to a problem experts have studied for decades. 020
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025This latest tariff pause has really put a kink in my smartphone factory plans from last week 020
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025All the flip flopping has a very; “why are you hitting yourself?” As your older brother uses your own hand to hit you with it 010
Reposted by Garrett OElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 05/04/2025It is still very weird to me that there are people who were like “nah, he’s not going to do this exact thing he keeps saying he’s going to do that is contained in a 900+ page manifesto that he and his friends have been working on for four years.” 1534278824
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 06/04/2025So proud to be part of the resistance #handsoff #MesaAZ 010
Reposted by Garrett OBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I just can’t imagine being so mentally weak that you’d allow your sense of morality to be changed because someone was rude to you online, but that’s like half the media. Half of them are like well I used to think poor people should get healthcare…but that was before PissBoner27 levied his cruel axe 704823642
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 30/03/2025They sell exactly 2 things at Canes chicken. Chicken fingers, and a sandwich which is just bread and the aforementioned chicken fingers. Still people standing at the counter like; let me look over the menu for a little while not sure what I want. 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 29/03/2025If you are in the “big guy” category and put on deodorant before a t shirt, you will lose 20-25 percent annually of that amount applied uselessly to the inside of the shirt. 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I misheard the old saying as; when in Rome, do a Roman, and now I’m not only no longer on vacation, I’m also getting a divorce 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I am still unsure if the guy from The J. Geils Band was lamenting, or bragging about finding his girlfriend in a magazine 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Searching for a meme that properly illustrates: “When they roasting the idiot that leaked the group chat, but you are that idiot.” 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Me to the entirety of the US population: “what is you doing baby girl??” 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I hope someone hacks my account and posts some unseemly content 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I would sign up for the severance thing and just stay at work for 4 years. 020
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Me:I have an eye problem, won’t be into work today Boss: what kind of an eye problem? Me: I don’t see myself working today 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I am certain those cars on fire at Tesla dealerships were indeed human caused, it’s just we disagree on what human. 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Does naming a baby Luigi have a growth spike here in the states or nah??? 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025One of the AI email suggestions for composing emails should be: bittersweet 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Looks like “Piggy has the conch “ for the next 4 years 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025I’m hearing the “try outs” for Trump press secretary take place in a Mar a Lago bathroom. 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Ive been so lonely I responded to the scam text messages about owing tolls in states I’ve never visited. 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Is anyone else hearing these imbeciles in the Oval Office berating Zelenskyy???? 054
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025It all started going downhill once they killed piggy with that rock. 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025So it’s legal now to do a quid pro quo with Ukraine I guess. I mean, they impeached him for it the first time and nothing came of it. 000
