Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I already signed up for juggling on stilts or i would. 120
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025My wife said a cylon (original TV series) having phone sex, I argued the comparison was dated and niche 110
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Fondly remembering the three days where the world was captivated by the “What does the fox say??” Song. 030
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Forget hoping Superman will save us, where the hell is the WuTang clan I’ve heard so much about 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025There are a thousand things that should have broken the trance the nation has with this imbecile but the way he handled George Floyd’s death and the subsequent BLM movement has to be in the top three 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I remember when asking someone to use their phone required a; “it’s not long distance” before they would agree. 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025How would the proposed movie tariff work? The ticket at the theatre is 120% more than expected? Isn’t that what they already do for popcorn? 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Not disagreeing, however publicly promoting this idea will undoubtedly have the effect of the lights being left on during the next love making scene 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Every news snippet of this man should include a preamble warning that says; This man is an imbecile 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 07/05/2025The prime minister of Canada had a chance to do the funniest thing ever and not wear a suit and tie in the Oval Office 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025In this miserable cows case there’s about 2 1/2 hours worth of make-up work with a trowel and mortar 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Is it just me or is this year‘s Met Gala giving real strong hunger games vibe? 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025RFKJr: “If do you have ever solved a Rubik‘s cube or attempted to solve a Rubik‘s cube; we are coming for you” 000
Reposted by Garrett Oonion person @junlper.beer · 05/05/2025an under discussed aspect of the “birth rate decline panic” is that young people keep voting for politicians and agendas that never win in america and feel like the world is doomed, while older generations keep reiterating that doom cycle and forcing agendas on younger generations that fuck us 944754486
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Not Rudy Giuliani screaming “we will have trial by combat!” In the conclave 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I can’t wait to skeet: Pete Hegseth has left the chat. When they ultimately fire him. Don’t steal it. 041
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Never get attached to something you won’t leave in a split second if you feel the heat coming 000
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025“How can any of this stock market stuff be my fault?? I have been golfing for like the last three weeks straight “media.tenor.comSuspect Guilty GIFALT: Suspect Guilty GIF 030
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Mr President, There is a Kristi Noem to see you, has a govt ID and everything. She looks completely different than her drivers license but she does wear a shitload of makeup. 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Isn’t it crazy and a bit exciting to think we might have the first AI pope in a few days. 041
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025There is a time and a place for every bad skeet. Once a year I get to roll out this banger: “Did you hear that Easter is cancelled this year? They found the body.” 031
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Is there any chance this imbecile thinks he is fighting against shape shifting robots from cybertron instead of fifth grade volleyball players with this war on trans? 020
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025DEMS: “we have tried absolutely nothing, what else do you expect from us?” 140
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025I honestly thought the punchline was going to have something to do with Katy Perry 100
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Normalize eating squeaky cheese publicly in places other than Wisconsin 031
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Trying here best to be the most insufferable twat of the administration, but she has some real competition in Vance and Miller 020
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Who do you miss the least: The pillow guy, Jared Kushner, Kari Lake? 010
Garrett O @worldwarz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025If you don’t know “what’s going on” you must have been living in a cave for the last 5 years 010
