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James Rustler

@talktomegoose.bsky.social
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A fella. Just a guy

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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now that I replaced my ancient chromecast, I can cast Means TV to the living room TV. nw Miss Me Yet
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love it when things are good, for the time being. Everything should be in service to the Time Being.
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She mizzen on my mast till I sail
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who wants to do PvP pooping with me?
Two toilets in the same room, no divider, and two poles between them with rolls of toilet paper
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing certain but death and hyraxes
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the Spanish language, a suffix of "-ito" or "-ita" is meant to convey a smaller or, sometimes, cuter version of the subject. "Walito" then must point to a smaller, cuter form of Waluigi. A "Smalluigi," if you will.
Gym handle with "WALITO" printed on it
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Huh
Blue pick-up with vanity license plate that reads "SNEEZE"
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 will sometimes give you cutscenes including the protagonist in the armor he was wearing, but in scenes where his expression is important, they will remove his: 1. Helmet 2. Gloves 3. ...shoes?
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Parker Posey as Victoria Ratliff from season 3 of The White Lotus with a speech bubble implying that she is saying the quoted post
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kang Gazzard and the Lazered Hazard
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Picture of collapsing twin towers with a speech bubble making it look like they're saying the quoted post
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh hell yeah
Headline in the Metro Atlanta section of the Atlanta Journal Constitution that reads "It's flesh-eating bacteria season."
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Visited some natural springs in NorFlor (Northern Florida)
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Do you think Chili's ever goes by Chilliams?
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Avoiding the main quest so I don't accidentally "finish" the game
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Chiral socks
Black socks with a colorful design. The one on the left has a "L" and the one on the right has a "R"
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Soccer is great because it's mostly trying to convince the ref that you're greivously injured and if neither team scores in 90ish (but you don't get to know how many more until 90 minutes have passed) minutes, then you determine the winner with a little mini-game that has little to do with the sport
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Now that's what I call soccer
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don't
Half consumed beer in a pint glass with "DON'T" printed on the side. The England vs. Argentina Semi-final is on in the background
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
‼️cool moth‼️
A fuzzy, orange moth with maroon wings (Spiny Oakworm Moth) sitting on a black door
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Morocc the casbah
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My favorite part of folks sharing screenshots of joke tweets is when they make sure to include their 1-like reply to it. Gotta make sure that folks see that you commented "lol" to a good joke
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
For your consideration
Cow-colored domestic short-hair cat laying on his back, front paws reaching toward youCow-colored domestic short-hair cat laying on his back, front paws reaching toward you
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Not that I have a dog in this fight, but I find it amusing that some of the loudest voices critical of undercover nazi Graham Platner are the same that were delivering hand-wringing apologia for actual neo-nazis in Ukraine a few years ago.
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Went camping
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A mattress washed onto a log in the creek next to my condo. The way the vegetation frames it looks like nature is offering you a nap.
A mattress sitting on a log in a creek
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Went to the zoo
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me 10 minutes after honkin' on that bobo
Marble sculpture of what looks like a deflated man, a shed skin suit
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I found where they make those movies
Gate A24 at Hartsfield-Jackson airport
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Babe are you okay? You've barely touched your ice crussy
A cookie brownie topped with a large scoop of ice cream which has melted in such a way that there is a large, "diamond" shaped hole in it
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I took my weak son Larl to the French laundry and he demanded Dino chicken nuggets. Thomas Keller spit in his food and now he has hepatitis
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
What Is To Be Done? (Laundry) - Vladimir Linen
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This discourse is always so fucking stupid. "They made Walter White and Tyler Durden look cool which made society bad!" If you're incapable of understanding that the subject of a show can be a bad person then you should probably stick to Marvel movies and coloring books.
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Duder Dudre @wdudatlonfa.studio · 15/02/2026
We out here
Setlist in ink on paper against low light drum kit from driver's seat like POV u just played this style 

Heart of Glass
Copacabana
Barracuda
Radar Love
Dream a Lil Dream
Plastic / NGGYU
Rasputin
Caravan
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Time to drink one (1) beer
A "Natty DADDY", 25 fluid ounces of *8% alcohol/vol premium malted beverage
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Picked up @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's "We Had it Coming and other fictions" recently. Reading it makes me feel bad. 10/10
The cover of Luke O'Neil's "We Had It Coming and other fictions"
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Excited for the 1:1 correlation of political ideology and melanomas in 20 years
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I found where they keep your penis
Bag with a pink sticker that reads:
SMALL ITEMS ENCLOSED
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Club is the recessive sandwich phenotype compared to the dominant Clud sandwich phenotype
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Some are saying that this is not how rolls are supposed to be shaped. Those people are cowards.
Roll that kinda looks like a pair of big naturalsRoll that kinda looks like a chubby shrimpRoll that kinda looks like New Jersey
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Home Alone sequel called Home Together where the entire family misses their flight and they all just celebrate Christmas at home
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
One tells the truth and the other only lies
Two circular loaves of focaccia bread cooling on wire racks. One is topped with crushed red pepper flakes and the other with Italian seasoning.
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Went hiking with some friends
View from the top of a short mountain, overlooking trees starting to change their color for FallView of a lake, sun light glinting, some freshly fallen leaves floatingDifferent angle of the same lake. The surface of the water looks like a wrinkled mirror, reflecting the clouds in the skyA row of turtles perched on a log in the water
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James Rustler @talktomegoose.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Hell yeah, I like Pynchon. Pynchon one off in the toilet
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