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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett

@wombats.lol
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☕️👨🏻‍🦰🤘 ⌁ chaos ⌁ raising twins ⌁ science ⌁ metal ⌁ taking the long, hard, stupid road ⌁ RVA loves WRIR-LP 97.3 FM ⌁ @mikengarrett on Twitter

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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/09/2026
Tried the beta for Siri AI. They didn't solve for the key problems and situations where I try to use it. I'm disabling permanently and joining the class action.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2026
I need quite a bit less to get Igorrr to stop in RVA between Charlotte and Baltimore in October.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/05/2026
TIL Maurice de Jong has been releasing 3 albums a year (avg) for nearly 20 years.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/04/2026
Tallawit Timbouctou > Angine de Poitrine 🤷🏼‍♂️ open.spotify.com/track/6x9rxf...
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Hali Diallo
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/04/2026
Alison Brown and Steve Martin wrote a song about me, or I guess it’s a song about my inevitable future. open.spotify.com/track/5o6kLx...
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Michael
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/02/2026
Yes, hello. I don't have much time. My name is Mike and I need $180k to fly Igorrr to RVA to perform at Folkfest in the fall. Please help me fund this crucial venture.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 15/10/2025
@mgoldstein.nyc vm.tiktok.com/ZNd7N8bfg/ - please comment 🎉
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/08/2025
Con: forgetting how old you are. Pro: remembering Okilly Dokilly exists youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?...
youtu.be
Okilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Okilly Dokilly
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/08/2025
I seek cold astonishment followed by gentle, growing wonder.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 02/07/2025
arstechnica.com/security/202... Listen, y'all don't have to work that hard to knock out water in RVA. 🤦‍♂️
arstechnica.com
US critical infrastructure exposed as feds warn of possible attacks from Iran
Agencies warn that some US targets may be needlessly exposed.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2025
Section 70302. Call your reps. law.stackexchange.com/questions/10...
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What does SEC. 70302 of the "Big Beautiful Bill" actually do?
The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, also known as "H.R.1" passed the House of Representatives yesterday. Some online opponents have mentioned that it prohibits the courts from holding Trump and
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/05/2025
New jam. Album cover captures the moment.
Håndgemeng - Satanic Panic Attack
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025
This fucking sucks. It sucks the most that this isn't the first or last time we will hear a similar story.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025
🤯 open.spotify.com/track/6QrIw2...
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NEWYORKCITY (feat. Yoshiko Ohara)
Imperial Triumphant, Yoshiko Ohara · Goldstar · Song · 2025
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025
In case you were wondering.
Papa zoom, agent of chaos
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/04/2025
My playlist put Come Sunday by Xhose Cole and then Perverts by Ethel Cain one after the other and it sent me into a spooky place. 😬
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 30/03/2025
I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called.
Alignment doesn't matter
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 27/03/2025
How dare I teach my own children to question authority and then get frustrated when they do the opposite of what they're told.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/03/2025
Ukulele Metal! Pan pipe Metal! It finally happened! open.spotify.com/track/5kFukw...
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Tierra Adentro
Arraigo · Crioyo · Song · 2025
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/02/2025
TIL the term "mortal computation" for adding wetware (living brains) to computer systems. This is not sci-fi. Yes, it's happening now.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 16/02/2025
First, smoked pork belongs in breakfast food. Second, The Smoky Mug has the best breakfast burrito and sandwich in the city.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 13/02/2025
Yeah.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/02/2025
Petition to get Myles Garrett to Washington Commanders for the sole purpose of getting official NFL jerseys with my name on them.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025
I still think about Black Sheep all the time. #rva
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
I listened to 560 hours of new music releases last year by over 2500 artists and that only covered releases from Jan-Sept. I pulled together a couple lists. Here are 100 tracks you don't want to miss from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/6u9... and for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/4bb...
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BEST RELEASES 2024
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
@amanda-burnette.bsky.social nooo. Nooooooooo. Noooo. No.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
I see you, baby. "wdgdc-gtm-analytics-pageData-js-extra" on that brand new WordPress site. It's a very nice blue. Lots of contrast.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/01/2025
Sewing after a few glasses of tequila is hilariously terrible and masochistic, but dammit I promised to fix this stuffed fox tonight.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025
Working with the kids to make bricks for Gallery5's Mending Walls exhibit. They wanted to support pet adoption and the SPCA, roughly expanded from their actual words, "kitty cats." Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025
Today's a good day. #HTTC
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025
I've been going to Commanders/Redskins games since 1996 and I've never watched a game where I felt as good as I feel now. What a win. What a season.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/01/2025
Well, that's funny. #rva #water
Recent disputes over regional cooperation are well illustrated by Henrico County's proposal to build its own water treatment plant —a plan opposed by Richmond City, which now sells water to Henrico. Richmond has felt the competitive pressure from other areas with consolidated governments, such as Charlotte, Nashville, and Jacksonville, which can resolve jurisdiction disputes and consolidate metropolitan government.
Photograph of Richmond water treatment plant, courtesy of Richmond Newspapers, Inc.
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Nostradonny @nostradonny.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Hooray #RVA
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Mike O'Brien @obrien.page · 10/01/2025
Introducing @thevalentinebot.bsky.social, a simple Bluesky bot written in #rstats posting The Valentine Museum's collection of #RVA memorabilia. bsky.app/profile/thev... Uses the httr2, rvest, and atrrr packages and GitHub actions: github.com/mhpob/valent... More Valentine: thevalentine.org
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The Valentine Museum
The Valentine is more than a history museum. Discover Richmond Stories™ here.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/01/2025
Scream of the year definitely goes to Exosphere. Listen to this intro. #metal #aoty open.spotify.com/track/1KAMDy...
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Preacher
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/01/2025
The kids wanted to be ducklings inside eggs. Wtf was I supposed to do?
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 02/01/2025
@drew-garvey.bsky.social 👋
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/01/2025
www.theverge.com/2025/1/1/243...
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Is Sleep’s Dopesmoker still the heaviest album of all time?
Sort of like being slowly assaulted by a massage chair.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 26/12/2024
Why does Trench have so few listeners? Their new album is amazing. open.spotify.com/album/21gevs...
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BETWEEN INVERTED WORLDS
Trench · Album · 2024 · 10 songs
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/12/2024
TIL: gravitational waves red shift the same as light. (Among other things) This graphic is amazing at explaining gravitational waves of a binary system of black holes.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/12/2024
Unhinged eggnog is best eggnog. Is it eggnog? Not really. Does it matter? No. www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705... This is what it looks like after the first step:
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/12/2024
I got the creepy AI coffee for $5. Let's try it and rate it 1-10. (Honestly, smells amazing)
Perplexity: a curious coffee
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/12/2024
Free dystopian fiction story idea: AGI finally lands and quickly takes responsibility for managing all the humans. We're too chaotic and messy and irresponsible, so it puts us to work earning our UBI credits. Really it's just making sure we're distracted enough to not do any more damage.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/12/2024
@mgoldst.com about time
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 09/12/2024
Uh, this is the best pitch. Fully endorse.
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Kryštof Chytrý @krystofchytry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
🎄 Advent calendar for plant enthusiasts! With @vercakalnikova.bsky.social, we have gone through our photo archives and, quite unsurprisingly, found many alpine plants there. From now on, at least until Christmas, we will introduce one alpine plant species a day in this 🧵 ⏬⏬
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/12/2024
Does anyone do pre-coffee? Like pregame the coffee making process by drinking premade, old, or iced coffee? Just me?
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/12/2024
Zoom in. These are quilts. Woooooow. Visarts in RVA.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/12/2024
J Roddy's Christmas to the Bone is the BEEST. Get you in the spirit and I mean now. vm.tiktok.com/ZNeTe9Fyr/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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