Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/09/2026Tried the beta for Siri AI. They didn't solve for the key problems and situations where I try to use it. I'm disabling permanently and joining the class action. 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2026I need quite a bit less to get Igorrr to stop in RVA between Charlotte and Baltimore in October. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/05/2026TIL Maurice de Jong has been releasing 3 albums a year (avg) for nearly 20 years. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/04/2026Tallawit Timbouctou > Angine de Poitrine 🤷🏼♂️ open.spotify.com/track/6x9rxf...open.spotify.comHali Diallo 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/04/2026Alison Brown and Steve Martin wrote a song about me, or I guess it’s a song about my inevitable future. open.spotify.com/track/5o6kLx...open.spotify.comMichael 021
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/02/2026Yes, hello. I don't have much time. My name is Mike and I need $180k to fly Igorrr to RVA to perform at Folkfest in the fall. Please help me fund this crucial venture. 320
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 15/10/2025@mgoldstein.nyc vm.tiktok.com/ZNd7N8bfg/ - please comment 🎉vm.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/08/2025Con: forgetting how old you are. Pro: remembering Okilly Dokilly exists youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?...youtu.beOkilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer (Official Video)YouTube video by Okilly Dokilly 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/08/2025I seek cold astonishment followed by gentle, growing wonder. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 02/07/2025arstechnica.com/security/202... Listen, y'all don't have to work that hard to knock out water in RVA. 🤦♂️arstechnica.comUS critical infrastructure exposed as feds warn of possible attacks from IranAgencies warn that some US targets may be needlessly exposed. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2025Section 70302. Call your reps. law.stackexchange.com/questions/10...law.stackexchange.comWhat does SEC. 70302 of the "Big Beautiful Bill" actually do?The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, also known as "H.R.1" passed the House of Representatives yesterday. Some online opponents have mentioned that it prohibits the courts from holding Trump and 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/05/2025New jam. Album cover captures the moment. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025This fucking sucks. It sucks the most that this isn't the first or last time we will hear a similar story. 022
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025🤯 open.spotify.com/track/6QrIw2...open.spotify.comNEWYORKCITY (feat. Yoshiko Ohara)Imperial Triumphant, Yoshiko Ohara · Goldstar · Song · 2025 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/04/2025My playlist put Come Sunday by Xhose Cole and then Perverts by Ethel Cain one after the other and it sent me into a spooky place. 😬 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 30/03/2025I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 27/03/2025How dare I teach my own children to question authority and then get frustrated when they do the opposite of what they're told. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/03/2025Ukulele Metal! Pan pipe Metal! It finally happened! open.spotify.com/track/5kFukw...open.spotify.comTierra AdentroArraigo · Crioyo · Song · 2025 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/02/2025TIL the term "mortal computation" for adding wetware (living brains) to computer systems. This is not sci-fi. Yes, it's happening now. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 16/02/2025First, smoked pork belongs in breakfast food. Second, The Smoky Mug has the best breakfast burrito and sandwich in the city. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/02/2025Petition to get Myles Garrett to Washington Commanders for the sole purpose of getting official NFL jerseys with my name on them. 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025I still think about Black Sheep all the time. #rva 060
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025I listened to 560 hours of new music releases last year by over 2500 artists and that only covered releases from Jan-Sept. I pulled together a couple lists. Here are 100 tracks you don't want to miss from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/6u9... and for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/4bb...open.spotify.comBEST RELEASES 2024 110
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025@amanda-burnette.bsky.social nooo. Nooooooooo. Noooo. No. 100
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025I see you, baby. "wdgdc-gtm-analytics-pageData-js-extra" on that brand new WordPress site. It's a very nice blue. Lots of contrast. 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/01/2025Sewing after a few glasses of tequila is hilariously terrible and masochistic, but dammit I promised to fix this stuffed fox tonight. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025Working with the kids to make bricks for Gallery5's Mending Walls exhibit. They wanted to support pet adoption and the SPCA, roughly expanded from their actual words, "kitty cats." Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva 140
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025I've been going to Commanders/Redskins games since 1996 and I've never watched a game where I felt as good as I feel now. What a win. What a season. 030
Reposted by Mike “twins are chaos” GarrettNostradonny @nostradonny.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Hooray #RVA 0103
Reposted by Mike “twins are chaos” GarrettMike O'Brien @obrien.page · 10/01/2025Introducing @thevalentinebot.bsky.social, a simple Bluesky bot written in #rstats posting The Valentine Museum's collection of #RVA memorabilia. bsky.app/profile/thev... Uses the httr2, rvest, and atrrr packages and GitHub actions: github.com/mhpob/valent... More Valentine: thevalentine.orgthevalentine.orgThe Valentine MuseumThe Valentine is more than a history museum. Discover Richmond Stories™ here. 173
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/01/2025Scream of the year definitely goes to Exosphere. Listen to this intro. #metal #aoty open.spotify.com/track/1KAMDy...open.spotify.comPreacher 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/01/2025The kids wanted to be ducklings inside eggs. Wtf was I supposed to do? 040
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/01/2025www.theverge.com/2025/1/1/243...theverge.comIs Sleep’s Dopesmoker still the heaviest album of all time?Sort of like being slowly assaulted by a massage chair. 120
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 26/12/2024Why does Trench have so few listeners? Their new album is amazing. open.spotify.com/album/21gevs...open.spotify.comBETWEEN INVERTED WORLDSTrench · Album · 2024 · 10 songs 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/12/2024TIL: gravitational waves red shift the same as light. (Among other things) This graphic is amazing at explaining gravitational waves of a binary system of black holes. 021
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/12/2024Unhinged eggnog is best eggnog. Is it eggnog? Not really. Does it matter? No. www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705... This is what it looks like after the first step: 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/12/2024I got the creepy AI coffee for $5. Let's try it and rate it 1-10. (Honestly, smells amazing) 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/12/2024Free dystopian fiction story idea: AGI finally lands and quickly takes responsibility for managing all the humans. We're too chaotic and messy and irresponsible, so it puts us to work earning our UBI credits. Really it's just making sure we're distracted enough to not do any more damage. 100
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 09/12/2024Uh, this is the best pitch. Fully endorse. 050
Reposted by Mike “twins are chaos” GarrettKryštof Chytrý @krystofchytry.bsky.social · 01/12/2024🎄 Advent calendar for plant enthusiasts! With @vercakalnikova.bsky.social, we have gone through our photo archives and, quite unsurprisingly, found many alpine plants there. From now on, at least until Christmas, we will introduce one alpine plant species a day in this 🧵 ⏬⏬ 23812
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/12/2024Does anyone do pre-coffee? Like pregame the coffee making process by drinking premade, old, or iced coffee? Just me? 110
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/12/2024Zoom in. These are quilts. Woooooow. Visarts in RVA. 1181
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/12/2024J Roddy's Christmas to the Bone is the BEEST. Get you in the spirit and I mean now. vm.tiktok.com/ZNeTe9Fyr/vm.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 020