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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett

@wombats.lol
806 followers 6K following 365 posts

☕️👨🏻‍🦰🤘 ⌁ chaos ⌁ raising twins ⌁ science ⌁ metal ⌁ taking the long, hard, stupid road ⌁ RVA loves WRIR-LP 97.3 FM ⌁ @mikengarrett on Twitter

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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2025
I'm worried about the cat.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/05/2025
New jam. Album cover captures the moment.
Håndgemeng - Satanic Panic Attack
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025
In case you were wondering.
Papa zoom, agent of chaos
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 30/03/2025
I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called.
Alignment doesn't matter
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 13/02/2025
Yeah.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025
I still think about Black Sheep all the time. #rva
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025
Kelly's is... Something, too.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025
Working with the kids to make bricks for Gallery5's Mending Walls exhibit. They wanted to support pet adoption and the SPCA, roughly expanded from their actual words, "kitty cats." Ruby picked a winner and ran with it. It's been a journey. #rva
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2025
Today's a good day. #HTTC
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/01/2025
Well, that's funny. #rva #water
Recent disputes over regional cooperation are well illustrated by Henrico County's proposal to build its own water treatment plant —a plan opposed by Richmond City, which now sells water to Henrico. Richmond has felt the competitive pressure from other areas with consolidated governments, such as Charlotte, Nashville, and Jacksonville, which can resolve jurisdiction disputes and consolidate metropolitan government.
Photograph of Richmond water treatment plant, courtesy of Richmond Newspapers, Inc.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/01/2025
The kids wanted to be ducklings inside eggs. Wtf was I supposed to do?
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/12/2024
Unhinged eggnog is best eggnog. Is it eggnog? Not really. Does it matter? No. www.allrecipes.com/recipe/69705... This is what it looks like after the first step:
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/12/2024
I got the creepy AI coffee for $5. Let's try it and rate it 1-10. (Honestly, smells amazing)
Perplexity: a curious coffee
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/12/2024
Ooh I have that picture in white
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/12/2024
Absolutely stunning bird! One of my favorites is the male goldfinch at the height of summer. Its yellow is a contender despite living in a colder climate.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/12/2024
Zoom in. These are quilts. Woooooow. Visarts in RVA.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/12/2024
Ffs why is bath time just a splash fight every time?
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/12/2024
Fuck you. I did it.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/12/2024
The gf gingerbread killing fields. Ugh... the kids are going to be so disappointed.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/11/2024
Have y'all seen this? I caught it in the window at Hot for Pizza. I'm curious, but skeptical. #rva
RVA HAS A LIVE MUSIC PASS called "Sceen"
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/11/2024
The James is spooky in the fog.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 16/11/2024
YESSSSSSS! I finished dehydrating this season's haul from the farmers market a couple weeks ago. 🤘
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/11/2024
Emphasis on POORLY. 💩
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/11/2024
Need a distraction? Join me in poorly replicating classic art.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 28/10/2024
Collaborative scribble drawing to professional BUSINESS-ONLY headshot. Thanks, AI!
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/08/2024
Yes, I bought one.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 07/07/2024
I got a bit carried away drawing with the kids.
Green bearded pirate with fish helmet and cheeseburger epolets under skull and crossbones flag with a glorious orange sunset in the background.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 16/06/2024
Found a guy in the dirt. Know him?
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/05/2024
Some of my favorite characters from preschool.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 29/04/2024
New Nate's Bagels mural is looking niiiiiice.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 26/02/2024
Kelly’s for reference:
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/02/2024
Ruby! What the hell kind of dinosaur is this? I’m scared.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/02/2024
The toddlers love ladybeard. If you don't know who that is, look them up. I consider this a win.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2024
@benjaminahr.bsky.social @moreymade.bsky.social Do you all know each other? Because you posted this within 2 min of each other and it's uncanny.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 20/01/2024
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/01/2024
I really like this one the best. Something about just being monochrome color and with all the texture stands out to me the most.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/12/2023
Oof. Tried to pie. Life is still chaos. Baking soda and baking powder are different, FYI.
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