Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/09/2026Tried the beta for Siri AI. They didn't solve for the key problems and situations where I try to use it. I'm disabling permanently and joining the class action. 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2026I need quite a bit less to get Igorrr to stop in RVA between Charlotte and Baltimore in October. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/05/2026TIL Maurice de Jong has been releasing 3 albums a year (avg) for nearly 20 years. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/04/2026Tallawit Timbouctou > Angine de Poitrine 🤷🏼♂️ open.spotify.com/track/6x9rxf...open.spotify.comHali Diallo 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/04/2026Alison Brown and Steve Martin wrote a song about me, or I guess it’s a song about my inevitable future. open.spotify.com/track/5o6kLx...open.spotify.comMichael 021
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/02/2026Proceeds will benefit the WRIR capital campaign in addition to folkfest. Duh 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/02/2026Yes, hello. I don't have much time. My name is Mike and I need $180k to fly Igorrr to RVA to perform at Folkfest in the fall. Please help me fund this crucial venture. 320
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 15/10/2025@mgoldstein.nyc vm.tiktok.com/ZNd7N8bfg/ - please comment 🎉vm.tiktok.comTikTok - Make Your Day 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/08/2025Con: forgetting how old you are. Pro: remembering Okilly Dokilly exists youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?...youtu.beOkilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer (Official Video)YouTube video by Okilly Dokilly 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/08/2025I seek cold astonishment followed by gentle, growing wonder. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 02/07/2025arstechnica.com/security/202... Listen, y'all don't have to work that hard to knock out water in RVA. 🤦♂️arstechnica.comUS critical infrastructure exposed as feds warn of possible attacks from IranAgencies warn that some US targets may be needlessly exposed. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2025Section 70302. Call your reps. law.stackexchange.com/questions/10...law.stackexchange.comWhat does SEC. 70302 of the "Big Beautiful Bill" actually do?The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, also known as "H.R.1" passed the House of Representatives yesterday. Some online opponents have mentioned that it prohibits the courts from holding Trump and 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/05/2025New jam. Album cover captures the moment. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025This fucking sucks. It sucks the most that this isn't the first or last time we will hear a similar story. 022
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025🤯 open.spotify.com/track/6QrIw2...open.spotify.comNEWYORKCITY (feat. Yoshiko Ohara)Imperial Triumphant, Yoshiko Ohara · Goldstar · Song · 2025 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025Aw, man. Sounds like it's a bad accident. 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025It's... Closed? Like completely? Until tomorrow?! 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/04/2025Twins are definitely chaos! Haha. Please bug away. I might not respond quickly, but I am finding more time recently and I'm trying to get more involved. For example, the new logo is on the website! Hurray! 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/04/2025Well, hello! Yes, you found the right person. And I believe that initiative is underway. At least, last I heard. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/04/2025My playlist put Come Sunday by Xhose Cole and then Perverts by Ethel Cain one after the other and it sent me into a spooky place. 😬 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 30/03/2025I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 27/03/2025How dare I teach my own children to question authority and then get frustrated when they do the opposite of what they're told. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/03/2025Ukulele Metal! Pan pipe Metal! It finally happened! open.spotify.com/track/5kFukw...open.spotify.comTierra AdentroArraigo · Crioyo · Song · 2025 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/03/2025The kids and I still absolutely LOVE the shirts. Thank you so much! 110
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/02/2025TIL the term "mortal computation" for adding wetware (living brains) to computer systems. This is not sci-fi. Yes, it's happening now. 020
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/02/2025Kill the Noise - Blvck mvgic Chance the rapper Shakey Graves 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/02/2025What's the difference between this and what the city is piloting? 110
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 16/02/2025First, smoked pork belongs in breakfast food. Second, The Smoky Mug has the best breakfast burrito and sandwich in the city. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/02/2025Petition to get Myles Garrett to Washington Commanders for the sole purpose of getting official NFL jerseys with my name on them. 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025Apparently this painting is stuck in my head. I found the same picture in my camera roll from 15 years ago. 010
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025Man, I'm going to chew on this for the rest of the day. 030
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025I still think about Black Sheep all the time. #rva 060
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025If you're feeling adventurous, here are my 75 trailblazers from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/1mK... and 40 for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/465...open.spotify.com2024 Trailblazers 100
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025I listened to 560 hours of new music releases last year by over 2500 artists and that only covered releases from Jan-Sept. I pulled together a couple lists. Here are 100 tracks you don't want to miss from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/6u9... and for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/4bb...open.spotify.comBEST RELEASES 2024 110
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025media.tenor.coma bald man with a beard is asking the question oh reallyALT: a bald man with a beard is asking the question oh really 000
Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025@amanda-burnette.bsky.social nooo. Nooooooooo. Noooo. No. 100