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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett

@wombats.lol
805 followers 6K following 365 posts

☕️👨🏻‍🦰🤘 ⌁ chaos ⌁ raising twins ⌁ science ⌁ metal ⌁ taking the long, hard, stupid road ⌁ RVA loves WRIR-LP 97.3 FM ⌁ @mikengarrett on Twitter

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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/09/2026
Tried the beta for Siri AI. They didn't solve for the key problems and situations where I try to use it. I'm disabling permanently and joining the class action.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2026
I need quite a bit less to get Igorrr to stop in RVA between Charlotte and Baltimore in October.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/05/2026
TIL Maurice de Jong has been releasing 3 albums a year (avg) for nearly 20 years.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/04/2026
Tallawit Timbouctou > Angine de Poitrine 🤷🏼‍♂️ open.spotify.com/track/6x9rxf...
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Hali Diallo
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/04/2026
Alison Brown and Steve Martin wrote a song about me, or I guess it’s a song about my inevitable future. open.spotify.com/track/5o6kLx...
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Michael
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/02/2026
Proceeds will benefit the WRIR capital campaign in addition to folkfest. Duh
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 12/02/2026
Yes, hello. I don't have much time. My name is Mike and I need $180k to fly Igorrr to RVA to perform at Folkfest in the fall. Please help me fund this crucial venture.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 15/10/2025
@mgoldstein.nyc vm.tiktok.com/ZNd7N8bfg/ - please comment 🎉
vm.tiktok.com
TikTok - Make Your Day
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 21/08/2025
Con: forgetting how old you are. Pro: remembering Okilly Dokilly exists youtu.be/2BEvh6HSQc0?...
youtu.be
Okilly Dokilly - White Wine Spritzer (Official Video)
YouTube video by Okilly Dokilly
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/08/2025
I seek cold astonishment followed by gentle, growing wonder.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 02/07/2025
arstechnica.com/security/202... Listen, y'all don't have to work that hard to knock out water in RVA. 🤦‍♂️
arstechnica.com
US critical infrastructure exposed as feds warn of possible attacks from Iran
Agencies warn that some US targets may be needlessly exposed.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2025
I'm worried about the cat.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/05/2025
Section 70302. Call your reps. law.stackexchange.com/questions/10...
law.stackexchange.com
What does SEC. 70302 of the "Big Beautiful Bill" actually do?
The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, also known as "H.R.1" passed the House of Representatives yesterday. Some online opponents have mentioned that it prohibits the courts from holding Trump and
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 06/05/2025
New jam. Album cover captures the moment.
Håndgemeng - Satanic Panic Attack
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025
This fucking sucks. It sucks the most that this isn't the first or last time we will hear a similar story.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025
I was almost one of them
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/05/2025
🤯 open.spotify.com/track/6QrIw2...
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NEWYORKCITY (feat. Yoshiko Ohara)
Imperial Triumphant, Yoshiko Ohara · Goldstar · Song · 2025
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025
Aw, man. Sounds like it's a bad accident.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025
It's... Closed? Like completely? Until tomorrow?!
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 17/04/2025
In case you were wondering.
Papa zoom, agent of chaos
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/04/2025
404 for me from here.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 11/04/2025
🤷🏼‍♂️ looks good to me
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/04/2025
Twins are definitely chaos! Haha. Please bug away. I might not respond quickly, but I am finding more time recently and I'm trying to get more involved. For example, the new logo is on the website! Hurray!
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/04/2025
I'll get that fixed.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 10/04/2025
Well, hello! Yes, you found the right person. And I believe that initiative is underway. At least, last I heard.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 08/04/2025
My playlist put Come Sunday by Xhose Cole and then Perverts by Ethel Cain one after the other and it sent me into a spooky place. 😬
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 03/04/2025
YESSSSSS 🤘
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 30/03/2025
I hate "design by feeling" or whatever this is called.
Alignment doesn't matter
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 27/03/2025
How dare I teach my own children to question authority and then get frustrated when they do the opposite of what they're told.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 24/03/2025
Ukulele Metal! Pan pipe Metal! It finally happened! open.spotify.com/track/5kFukw...
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Tierra Adentro
Arraigo · Crioyo · Song · 2025
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 19/03/2025
The kids and I still absolutely LOVE the shirts. Thank you so much!
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 25/02/2025
TIL the term "mortal computation" for adding wetware (living brains) to computer systems. This is not sci-fi. Yes, it's happening now.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/02/2025
Read it next!
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/02/2025
Kill the Noise - Blvck mvgic Chance the rapper Shakey Graves
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/02/2025
The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/02/2025
Please never stop.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/02/2025
Oh, that's amazing. 🤘
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/02/2025
What's the difference between this and what the city is piloting?
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 22/02/2025
THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 16/02/2025
First, smoked pork belongs in breakfast food. Second, The Smoky Mug has the best breakfast burrito and sandwich in the city.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 13/02/2025
Yeah.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 13/02/2025
They did it!
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 05/02/2025
Petition to get Myles Garrett to Washington Commanders for the sole purpose of getting official NFL jerseys with my name on them.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025
Apparently this painting is stuck in my head. I found the same picture in my camera roll from 15 years ago.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025
Man, I'm going to chew on this for the rest of the day.
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 01/02/2025
I still think about Black Sheep all the time. #rva
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
If you're feeling adventurous, here are my 75 trailblazers from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/1mK... and 40 for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/465...
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2024 Trailblazers
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
I listened to 560 hours of new music releases last year by over 2500 artists and that only covered releases from Jan-Sept. I pulled together a couple lists. Here are 100 tracks you don't want to miss from 2024 - open.spotify.com/playlist/6u9... and for metal - open.spotify.com/playlist/4bb...
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BEST RELEASES 2024
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a bald man with a beard is asking the question oh really
ALT: a bald man with a beard is asking the question oh really
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Mike “twins are chaos” Garrett @wombats.lol · 23/01/2025
@amanda-burnette.bsky.social nooo. Nooooooooo. Noooo. No.
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