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Mitch Goldstein

@mgoldstein.nyc
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:~) mgoldstein.nyc social/digital marketing consultant previously social stuff at Bloomberg & TIME opinions and thoughts are my own/don't snitch

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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/09/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov you know what you need to do
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/09/2026
Free product idea: Letterboxd but for YouTube videos you watched
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/09/2026
My only contribution to the dumb iced coffee discourse is: what jobs are y'all interviewing for that have in-person interviews?? I have not interviewed in person since 2020.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/09/2026
Taylor Swift stolen valor 1337speek
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/09/2026
We've finally reached the point of just reinventing ChaCha from first principles en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChaCha_...
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ChaCha (search engine) - Wikipedia
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/09/2026
I've seen this one before
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/09/2024
The two photos in my head every September 11th: "Lover's Lane, New Jersey" - Thomas Hoepker, 1983 “Wheatfield – A Confrontation: Battery Park Landfill, Downtown Manhattan – Blue Sky With World Trade Center” - Agnes Denes, 1982
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/09/2026
frindle
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 08/09/2026
I remain uncertain if this movie "needed" to be made or not, but from the teaser trailer alone it looks like Garfield 100% nailed Altman's weird little physical mannerisms youtu.be/rDZplZFnbOk
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Artificial - Official Teaser Trailer - In Theaters Christmas Day
YouTube video by NEON
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/08/2026
"In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library" donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton passed away peacefully on Tuesday in Nashville, Tennessee, according to a statement from her representative. 

"A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

"At Dolly's request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family."

"In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library."
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/08/2026
If you're not tired of brand-produced series interviewing "creatives" showing their "archive" "inspiration" or "reference material", you will be soon.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 17/08/2026
I once had a rep from Muck Rack, the industry standard in earned media and PR, tell me with a straight face that a piece of content received "over 8 billion views" and when I asked to confirm "are you telling me that basically the entire population of Earth saw this?" they said yes.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 12/08/2026
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He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
ALT: He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/08/2026
guys i think we can just start calling things "woke 3.0" now and really mess with them
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 05/08/2026
Considering investing in $SPCX? I have a bridge on the moon to sell you instead!
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 04/08/2026
How it feels looking at Instagram these days
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 29/07/2026
What I think people closer to the marketing industry could see very early that is now becoming painfully clear to everyone is that OpenAI and Anthropic are less tech companies than they are PR/comms/lobbying companies that happen to own a tech product. This is classic spin covering a bad product:
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 19/07/2026
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 15/07/2026
Thinking about this post again today
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/07/2026
Why do so many people turn their phone over (face down) when using it to tap-to-pay? Is this just a bizarre side effect of skeuomorphism where people think the card is physically in the screen? Was there some bad tech demo that people got thrown off by?
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 09/07/2026
If Dimes Square was shorthand for the downtown post-ironic horseshoe'd to right wing Substack glitterati, I think we should start using Hudson Square as shorthand for the new wave AI accelerationist Palantir chore coat wearing bag chasers
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 03/07/2026
For so long I thought F1 was the most deeply unserious sport, but no, every four years I am reminded... it is soccer.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 02/07/2026
Was setting up ads directly in Meta Business Manager for the first time in a long while yesterday and holy shit the amount of "AI enhancements" they try and force on to you every step of the way is astounding. Started making a lot more sense why there is such a glut of slop ads on Instagram now.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights, political funding should not tip the scales of American democracy, and the constitution says what it says. Other than that, I'd simply remind my friends to not post anything they wouldn't want to see quoted on Fox News tonight. (That's what the group chat is for.)
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 26/06/2026
Jackass: Best and Last made me oddly emotional
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 18/06/2026
44% of social marketers think their boss doesn't understand social. Instagram is still the number one priority for social teams. A lot of teams want to create serialized video. All this and more in Pt. 1 of the results from Link in Bio's annual vibe check survey: www.linkinbio.news/p/social-med...
linkinbio.news
44% of social marketers feel like their boss doesn’t understand social media
Results from the Very Online Survey are here.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
after 2 years and change at compulsion games, i'm looking for work! if you've been waiting for a chance to work with me, pls inquire within 👁️ bijanstephen.blog/about
bijanstephen.blog
About
Hi there! I’m Bijan.  I’m a writer and game designer. Right now I’m a writer at Compulsion Games and a music critic at The Nation. I also play T.K. & Remy on the actual play podcast Fun...
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/06/2026
The good shit. It’s hard to explain the energy in the city the last few weeks. The rallying cries, high-fives, nods, and “yerrs.” The feeling in the air that great things are possible. All I can offer this morning is a sincere thank you. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/n...
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Knicks Give Their City Something New: Impossible Joy
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/06/2026
BING BONG
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Sidetalknyc Knicks Fan Celebration
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/06/2026
Having a great time in all these new group chats with my friends! They're all here too, just out of frame.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/06/2026
Greatest city on earth. Bing bong.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 08/06/2026
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 04/06/2026
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 04/06/2026
Just saw someone doing DoorDash deliveries in a polychromic painted Cybertruck
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 04/06/2026
Fireworks going off in Bed Stuy. Bing bong.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A EXPLODING SKELITEN "THEY WOULDNT BE TRYING SO HARD TO CONVINCE US TO USE "A.I" IF IT WAS ACTUALLY INEVITIBLE" - THINK ABOUT THIS , ANY TIME SOMETHING ACTUALLY GOOD COMES OUT WE OBVIOUSLY START USING IT, NO ONE HAS TO TELL YOU TO HEAT YOUR HOUSE IN THE WINTER INSTEAD OF FREEZE TO DEATH, NO ONE HAS TO CONVINCE YOU TO TEXT SOMEONE INSTEAD OF WRITTING THEM A LETTER, NO ONE HAS TO SAY YOUR GETTIN LEFT BEHIND AND YOU BETTER START WATCHEN SHORT VERTICLE VIDEOS ON YOUR PHONE OR ELSE, SO ITS OBVIOUS TO MOST OF US THAT THIS IS A SCAM ,-BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU OWN OR RUN A BUSNESS, THE MONEY CREEP'S INTO YOUR MIND LIKE CORDYCEPS INTO AN INSECT, AND YOU UNCONTROLLABLY CLIMB TO DA HIGHEST BRANCH YOU CAN, THE FUNGUS CONTROLING YOUR NERVES AND YOUR DECISIONS, AND ONCE YOU REACH IT YOU EXPLODE WITH NASTEY SPORES TELLING PEPOLE THEY BETTER START USING THE CHATBOTS SOON "OR ELSE," - THE ONLY MIRACLE IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS THAT A NATION WHICH HAS MORE GUNS THAN PEOPLE HAS BEEN SO PATIENT WITH THE DATA CENTER'S, THE A.I DIP SHIT'S, AND THE TECH BROS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 27/05/2026
Lol would you pay $2.99 per month to... change the font on your Instagram bio?
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 26/05/2026
The only take I have on the Ferrari/Jony Ive EV is that they should have never branded it/badged it as Ferrari and used this opportunity to start an EV sub-brand instead. The car looks _ok_ I guess, but it definitely doesn't "look like a Ferrari."
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 26/05/2026
The new boomerslop trend of using AI to generate anti-AI comics is truly the lowest rung of engagement bait on this or any other social media platform.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 26/05/2026
🧹🧹🧹🧹
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 21/05/2026
Extremely sudden loss. Busch won a race just last weekend and I think it was only announced he'd been hospitalized earlier today. His stat line is unrivaled. A helluva driver with an elbows out style. RIP.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 21/05/2026
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/05/2026
For the first time since 2020 I am flying somewhere for a meeting and flying back in the same day. I’ll be on the ground for less than 8 hours. This feels doubly neolithic considering I was on a video conference with the same people for two hours yesterday.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 06/05/2026
Before the show the people behind me were trying to teach their friend what mpreg is (but had to start with slash fic first), after the show there is a line of people waiting to take a selfie with a connection conspiracy board of people named in the Epstein files. Well done @garbageday.email.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 04/05/2026
"Jeff Bezos's Met Gala"
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 29/04/2026
Los Dodgers
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/04/2026
Most interactions I see re: AI accelerationism online are rooted in either: the pro-AI person is operating from a place of fear ("if I don't do this and the snake oil salesman is right, I will lose everything") or a place of greed ("if I can con more people into doing this I will be rich.")
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 15/04/2026
Don't they know you can just post on Bluesky and people will find every typo and error for free?
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/04/2026
Every job is content creation/every industry is marketing now (but for a band to "make it big" the music still has to be good.)
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Rasmus Fleischer @rsmsflschr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
For all of you who celebrate Avril 14th Day, I assembled a genre-bending ambient MEGAMIX. Spanning from soft jazz and shoegaze to jungle and chiptune, each of the 39 tracks is Avril 14th, just like every day should be. soundcloud.com/rasmusfleisc...
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Avril 14th – quadricentennial MEGAMIX (39 versions of the same Aphex Twin piece)
Today is Avril 14th day, the 25th since Aphex Twin first released the track on his album Drukqs. Celebrating this quadricentennial with a genre-bending ambient megamix where every track is Avril 14th,
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