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Lex

@wokestbloke.bsky.social
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The richest and most powerful man that’s ever existed in history

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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Markwayne?
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Anyway, watched The Secret Agent the other night and loved it. Brazil in the 70s sure seemed pretty damn horny!
Film poster for O Agente Secreto (The Secret Agent). There's like 3 versions of the same guy on it, and some other stuff I dunno I don't speak Portugese
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Ok I need to return to posting. "Man yearns to post" - saying I just made up now
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is great, really loved getting to read these oral histories
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Don’t really have much to contribute these days so here’s a pic of my dog
Happy chocolate Labrador in front of purple jacaranda trees
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Everyone I see on the street is cheering and high five-ing over that Louvre heist
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I’m putting this out there now because I feel a vibe in the air: Trump is dead
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
One of my hottest takes is that there’s a good chance that nothing comes after the smartphone because the smartphone is The Last Invention
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I’m on a train in Italy and the woman sitting opposite me is literally editing photos of pizza
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This is what I’ll remember most about him; his eye for the beauty in America. Such a horrendous loss, RIP
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This story about young people moving to S.F. to do AI startups made me feel insane. Their worldview and understanding of people could not be more orthogonal to mine nymag.com/intelligence...
Sanjana is sitting next to Siddhesh. Two years ago, when Siddhesh was 16, he published a scientific paper in a prestigious journal, and shortly afterward a girl “gave me this two-page letter about how much she appreciated me as a friend. I ran that through ChatGPT, and I was like, Does this girl have a crush on me or not? It came back, it was like, Yes, this girl has a crush on you. And then two months later we start dating.” Did he tell her that? “I did, I did. She was like, No, it was wrong, I just genuinely wanted to be your friend. All right, buddy.”
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Transmasc Wario
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I have broken the posters code by lurking and not posting. I vow to make great and terrible comeback
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I had one of these when I was stumbling back to my hotel at 1:00AM after a punk show in KL and it was one of the best burger experiences of my life
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Well, that's fucking wild
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Trump is going to die very soon and the day he does is the day we activate Woke 2: Turbo-woke
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I'm always getting my extremely correct news from the Maltese Herald
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Having a bit of a laugh at all the people I know posting "should have been Sharon", like anytime they see a man dying they think "damn, I wish a woman had died instead!"
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Beyond anything else it is really psychotic how much adult Americans think about university
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Kind of cool that I am in this photo (as a formless shape in the background)
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I kind of feel like that if you're going to have a fake unregulated "currency" then it shouldn't be against the law to steal it
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
It's important to maintain clarity, even in the face of fake accounts like this; There is a world-wide movement of people who want to do the holocaust to trans people and one of their tactics is to use sports as a way to recruit people to their cause. Gavin Newsom is helping these people
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Very funny that the guy who used to hit on my sister in high school (who changed his name from Nick Adamopoulos) is going to be the American ambassador to Malaysia
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Ok I should actually start posting again though
Idris Elba Learn to sit back and observe meme
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
1. This is a direct consequence of teaching people to sort themselves into a perceived hierarchy; they get incredibly resentful of people smarter than themselves. 2. AI agents can't do any of this so it's all pure fantasy 3. 2min + 58min ≠ 2 hours
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
More like Nofriendo Bitch 2
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Baudrillard Warned Us @baudrillardwarned.us · 28/05/2025
"This mood is entirely normal." - Seduction
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
How many billions of dollars will be poured into making this thing that will obviously never take off and never work? How much of humanity's precious resources will be used? What kind of world could we have helped build with that money?
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
When I read "we're just against toxic masculinity, we're not saying all masculinity is bad"
Hans Moleman saying "I was saying all masculinity is bad"
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
One time, I saw this wino eating grapes. I said, "Dude, you have to wait!"
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/05/2025
when i say "death before detransition" this is how i mean it btw
the "call the ambulance....but not for me!" guy
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
These people so earnestly believe in the idea of the lone genius that they can't see when they've been hoodwinked. Jony Ive ruined the macbook, put a charging port on the underside of a mouse and built a terrible building that both birds and engineers keep crashing into. He's not going to save you
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Thought this was spot on. It makes sense that The Culture novels would appeal to Musk et al they're about a universe where technology solves all our problems!
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It really does not get any better than this
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I'm losing my mind man
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Simpsons meme where the focus group guy is saying: 
SO, YOU WANT A REALISTIC, DOWN-TO-EARTH SHOW...
THAT'S COMPLETELY OFF THE WALL
AND SWARMING WITH MAGIC ROBOTS.The scene continues but now Milhouse is saying: WHILE YOU CLUTCH YOUR EARS AND CRY DISCORDANCE, THE 
WISE HEAR THE SYMPHONY!Milhouse: A MELODY ECHOED FROM KING LEAR'S SQUABBLING DAUGHTERS TO CAO CAO’S MENDED CURTAINSMilhouse: GROUNDING THE FANTASTIC IN THE TRIBULATIONS OF 
THE MUNDANE IS THE TRUEST
SONG OUR HEARTS CAN SING.
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Pause
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Baudrillard Warned Us @baudrillardwarned.us · 25/03/2025
"It is very difficult to say." - The Perfect Crime
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Computers
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 14/03/2025
confidently taking the wheel of Sorcerer, the truck from Sorcerer, and immediately swerving right toward some bumpy tree roots while trying to adjust the radio
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
FFS
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maya pinion @justmayapinion.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I'm crying at this the children are using jeanne dielman to cure tiktok brain
youtube video called "this movie cured my low attention span" with a screenshot from the film "Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels"
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Yeah pretty good
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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My husband is a chef and he started a youtube channel if you don’t like and subscribe i don’t know what ill do youtu.be/XjU0ldcOV9s?...
youtu.be
Breaking Down A Chicken
YouTube video by Alex K Cooks
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The people are crying out for my take on Anora so here it is: it was fine
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David Sligar @davidsligar.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Australia-USA alliance 👇
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I think about this line all the time
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Lex @wokestbloke.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Good morning. Sunday morning
Selfie
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