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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Coffee on vacation tastes better.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not now motherfucker, I’m in my vacation era.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not now motherfucker, I’m in my vacation era.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sorry I haven’t been posting or reposting, I’m on vacation.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagine sex with me. Wrong. More corn dogs.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagine sex with me. Wrong. More corn dogs.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Morning sex but it’s just me having a corn dog for breakfast.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Morning sex but it’s just me having a corn dog for breakfast.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Normalize breakfast corn dogs.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Normalize breakfast corn dogs.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Had some corndogs for dinner tonight, idk maybe everything’s gonna be alright.
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“I got out of bed again.” -A memoir.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It should be illegal to get out of bed on Thursday.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“I got out of bed again.” -A memoir.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It should be illegal to get out of bed on Thursday.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Of all my hopes and dreams, staying in bed is pretty high on the list.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I like your curves. They remind me of a wheel of cheese.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is that a wildfire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Canadian smoke show logging in.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hear me out: A flight of cheeses.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hear me out: A flight of cheeses.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Hear me out: The floor is melted cheese.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
hear me out: cheesesteak pilates
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
boss: is that a flask? me: I'm on a hydration break.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy Tits Day to all those who celebrate.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Happy Tits Day to all those who celebrate.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Tuesday coming in hot like my tits.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
what does stuff even mean anymore?
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🔥
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is that a wildfire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Canadian smoke show logging in.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
more like Canadian smoke show
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have nothing in common with people who wear pants on the weekend.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have nothing in common with people who wear pants on the weekend.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It should be illegal to wear pants on the weekend.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There’s a stain on my pants. Thought of you.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is that morning wood in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Is that morning wood in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You had me at morning wood.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You had me at morning wood.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
sorry for the things I said when I had morning wood
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is your reminder to keep your butthole hydrated.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sorry my butthole is hotter than yours.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Monday coming in hot like my butthole.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It should be illegal to get out of bed on Tuesday.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was trying to squeeze a lot of life into the last twelve hours but I sat down for a minute and forgot all about it.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Father Figure is my favourite song about your dad.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Sorry I’m late, I was busy giving your dad his Father’s Day gift.
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
With a hot butthole comes great responsibility.
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