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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️

@wilzmak.bsky.social
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Screenwriter. TV/Film: The Dark Hours, Bitten, Motive, Carter, etc. etc. www.imdb.com/name/nm1289015

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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 3h
Question could have been, “How do you define socialism so stupid people can repeat it over and over.” Same answer.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not just wagging the dog but swinging it over their heads and making whooping sounds.
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Suzi F. Garcia @suzig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you’re looking for some good October reads, you gotta pick up this amazing collection of Black horror, edited by Jordan Peele (and featuring one of my faves @ldlewiswrites.blacksky.app )
A book, Out There Screaming: An Anthology of New Black Horror edited by Jordan Peele.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bob Chi
Alt: Dude spitting
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are we still Halloweening our display names? Fuk it. I am.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you see the marketing game now? The good news is even the most credulous people on earth don’t believe them.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be fair, he is very good at killing scores of people
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(Screams From The) Burning Ambulance @burningambulance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3: You Should Have Someone Take A Look At That
Poster for Dune Part Three depicting a phallic object with an unsightly bulge on one side
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Mollie Katzen @molliekatzen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are more Cornell frat boys accused of raping one woman than there are trans athletes competing in all of NCAA sports.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple. AI isn’t independent or autonomous. It’s a tool being specifically programmed to commit crimes against humans and against rival businesses. But the fantasy of autonomy is an incredible facade that means total deniability and our political and media classes have already bought in.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I care about people over-microwaving hotdogs and dressing them in suits. Gotta stop
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What are we even doing anymore?
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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weird way to find out I’m eligible to apply to be an FBI agent.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran screwed the pooch so hard, he could get a job at the FBI.
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Dr Nafeez Ahmed @nafeez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If there's a single graph you need to see to understand the AI extinction debate, it's this. To survive, frontier AI giants need to burn $10 trillion (a tenth of world GDP) over nxt 5 years. But they will only earn $3 trillion - a financial blackhole of $7 trillion. Who is going to go extinct?
Anthropic, OpenAI and Google DeepMind will need $10 trillion over next 5 years, but will earn only about $3 trillion.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Exclusive: He Marched With Nazis in Charlottesville. Now He’s Expected to Join the Florida Legislature. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/florida...
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Exclusive: He Marched With Nazis in Charlottesville. Now He’s Expected to Join the Florida Legislature.
The Republican nominee for a seat in the Florida House of Representatives...
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait, are you telling me famously neutral limp dick, Ed Sheeran put a antisemitic attention whore in his lineup? How could that happen? 🤷‍♂️
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are you telling me Ed Sheeran is a giant limp dick? Who knew? 🤷‍♂️
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You started a company and convinced people to invest Billions of dollars. You’ve burned through all that money with no way of making it back. Now what? Convince everyone your product could destroy the world, i.e. you’re waaay to big to fail. Bailouts. Brought to you by the 2008 financial crisis.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Folks, calling LLMs artificial intelligence is like calling your dog a theoretical physicist because he rolls over when you tell him to. Naming him Einstein and feeding him a trillion dollar kibble isn’t gonna make doggo a world-destroying overlord. They just want you to pay for the kibble.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
Once you understand the corporate culture of AI hyperscalers is everyone cooking their brains by locking themselves in the bathroom, holding flashlights under their chins, and saying "Aaaaaaaaaay Eyeeeeeee" until they wet themselves in terror, things snap into focus: pluralistic.net/2023/06/04/a...
A cutaway view of a stone tower containing an elaborate water-powered medieval geared machine. Rising out of the machine is a rainbow-tinted, pixelated God with the robes, beard and all. To one side of this scene is a cluster of tiny people in Jesus-era robes, falling about themselves in religious ecstasy all over a stone staircase, atop of which stands a robed priest with his hands upraised. The background is a set of shining golden rays, emanating from pixel-God.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BUFFET INFINITY is a remarkable movie. Perfect late-night cult flick. There seems to be a surreal filmmaking movement coming out of Alberta and I’m here for it.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just found out “gooning” means something VERY different than what it used to. Guess I need to bone up on language.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This ridiculous photo is on Apple’s official site. Can you imagine how hard Steve Jobs would have shit in anger about chimp hand?
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the mic is that small, pin it the fuck on. I cannot take this tiny mic holding phase one bit longer. Y'all look ridiculous.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Howard Hawks definition of a good director: someone who can tell you a story without being annoying.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is obviously total horseshit. “No black actors” means actors who can attract funding didn’t want to do it. theplaylist.net/paul-schrade...
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Paul Schrader Says He Turned To AI Because “No Black Actors Wanted To Play In A Movie Where There Are No Good Black People”
Paul Schrader explains why he turned to AI actors for ‘Three Guns At Dawn’ after Black actors rejected the original roles.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
His arc has been fascinating. I remember when he first became Mayor of Braddock, PA and tried reviving the dead town by bringing in artists and craftspeople.
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
SCREAMING
ihy.wes on threads: dolly just visited me im shaking 

attached image of a breeze from an open window blowing two curtains aloft in a way that looks like massive spiritual breasts
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Onion! 🔥
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Does anyone believe some skank named Jolene could steal anything from her?
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world is less
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Useless tits often com in pairs.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Their fingers polish the inside of shell metal casings. How else am I to polish the inside of a 45 millimeter shell casing? You tell me. You tell me!”
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 23/08/2026
Hey Canada. Support Canadian artists.
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First thing before any great reset: Teach everyone what “in good faith” means and start demanding it.
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timfool61two.bsky.social @timfool61two.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Minneapolis Spiderman going after nazi Jake Lang looking like a damn John Romita Sr. comic book cover
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wait wut? It didn’t take 3 years for a new season? All TV used to be like this in the before times? How do we bring back this ancient magic? 🤷‍♂️
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Melania’s back? And they’re holding hands? I know Natalie must be in the trunk of a car somewhere shaking crying throwing up
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Wil Zmakula 🧛‍♂️ @wilzmak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Slapping the human printer’s hand away from the diaper. I got this tonight.
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Jessica Scott 🎃🎃🎃 @jessicascott.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me reading the second-to-last line of this post
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Jessica Lange Crying in American Horror Story
Alt: Jessica Lange crying and clutching her chest as she sinks to the floor in horror.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 20/08/2026
I'm sorry but "a huge number of NYC cabs now are remaindered EVs running grey market software written by some dude in a garage" is the most cyberpunk thing I've ever heard
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