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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Calling Vance "the most ordinary man imaginable" is so softly savage, you have to admire it.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Well at least Justin Herbert doesn’t have to do any of those postgame on field victory interviews.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Senator Schmitt, who is your favourite Avenger? Hawk. Who? The guy with the arrows, you know, Hawk. Do you mean Hawkeye? (Long Pause) shut up, Dirtbag!

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This might cost me followers but I’m going to say it anyway: the best Bugs Bunny cartoons are when he is minding his own business and gets attacked. Also his adversary gets a few licks in. Sigh, there go my mentions. Hope I don’t get in trouble at work over this!

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Compromise: Name Lake Ontario, Lake Superior Intelligence.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The guy who invented the Bechdel Test deserves a ton of credit.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@taylorvippolis.bsky.social I know you’re not on here but in case you check: that double vs double down line about Vlad was a banger!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI

WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...

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Victoria McIntosh @vmcntosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

“We have invented a doomsday device. Give us all your money to keep developing it or the doomsday device will destroy you.”

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My kids have measles, I can't afford gas, my country has been humiliated by Iran, and our senile rapist president is going to allow unregulated AI to destroy our civilization. But a lesbian bar in a town I've never heard of still has a mask mandate. I have never felt more politically homeless.

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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Millionaire athletes asking poorer fans to gamble for betting site paydays, is pretty 2026 America. 🇺🇸

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Doctor changes from a person into an object and thus becomes Dr. Whom.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ESPN used to be a place to go for sports highlights, player insights and funny anchors. And now it's a douchebag roid case in a tank top screaming about the betting lines.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"My department has also dispatched three of our finest schooners to explore the part of our maps that say 'here be dragons.' We vow to get to the bottom of this mystery."

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They’ll regulate College Football to screw the players but won’t regulate AI.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Weird way to find out I’m eligible to apply to be an FBI agent.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Did Helen Keller ever play pinball? I bet she would have been good.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

So I guess that Tiger/Romo cross country road trip is not happening.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Also, according to the “measles doesn’t kill anybody” guy, I don’t read enough. I’m not dumb; I’m just not as well-read as he is and others, like Aaron Rodgers.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Overheard at the golf course: Measles never killed anybody. You don’t need to be vaccinated against it.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s all well and good to say don’t travel to the U.S., but what if I’m craving a bout of explosive diarrhea?

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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Every time Harrison Butker hits the upright, a a tradwife gets a job.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My genuinely non controversial take is that if you're signing an open letter of support for Cofnas you're either a racist or want to be admired in racist spaces.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Every day you read two headlines, one like "Trump orders U.S. Aircraft Carrier to get him Chik-fil-a" and one like "Hakeem Jeffries: We Must Be Very Cautious in the Way We Consider Speaking About Methods of Bringing About Incremental Change to U.S. Tax Code"

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Qatar to gift Trump luxury food storage cart.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I know there is a lot going on in the world but how is it that it has taken a BSG rewatch for me to learn that Cylon Raiders had FTL drives?

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Oh I bet that show is going to be really nasty! - me, when I see an ad for a Comedy Club’s Nasty Show.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I don’t know why I’m against mandatory voting, I can’t articulate why, so maybe I’m wrong??? Either way, I agreed with everything else in today’s @acoyne.bsky.social opinion piece in the @theglobeandmail.com.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I could barely afford vibranium as it was

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I had a ton of expired Skittles from Halloween ‘16 and they wouldn’t let me send those to hospitals either!

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Wow, a way to lose all my savings *and* tell the world I support the white nationalist CSAM emporium? SIGN ME UP

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I wonder if the Bedazzler-in-Chief called the R and A to try to get the two stroke penalty rescinded.

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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Analysis | Graham Platner's implosion could have a chilling effect on a future faux-working-class, Nazi-curious rapist's ability to become a United States Senator.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026

one of my unpopular (to americans) opinions is that primaries are a pretty flawed way of choosing candidates and only superficially have more democratic legitimacy than “smoke-filled rooms”

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I knew Egypt was in trouble when I saw Arthur Blank dancing next to the pitch.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I really don’t like stutter-step penalties and short corners.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If your only power is flight, do the other superheroes make fun of you? I mean not Daredevil or Batman, but most of them? Same if you’re like, good at Kung Fu, or pretty good with a bow.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

In other words, these bishops will not be welcome at any Continental Hotel.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

You can earn thousands of dollars in your spare time as a pro-algae protestor!

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

The death of print edition newspapers has adversely affected the kidnapping industry.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Using a voice scrambler to call the library and taunt them about my overdue books

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Give the algae the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My horse has worms so I gave it a dose of the Covid vaccine.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My previous skeet (heavy-handed and ham-fisted as it was) reminds me of an old Norm MacDonald joke he did in the 80s here in Canada. You guys know Henry Morgentaler? He’s a celebrity abortionist. In most countries, you can either be a celebrity OR an abortionist.

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Mark Farrell @somemarkfarrell.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Unlike Brandel Chamblee, I think you can either bemoan the loss of civility while lecturing about the need for decorum, OR you can play golf with the current President.

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