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Willis Darling

@willisfinale.bsky.social
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Very amateur pianist. Autistic. I have never lived in a city which wasn’t a primary influence for the Charles Dickens novel ‘Hard Times’.

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The Canary @thecanaryuk.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Fascist idiot and pet bird try to start race war in Britain - but fail The Canary was passed screen shots and audio clips of 'Sheron Stott' (& her cockatiel) calling for Muslim's to be "unalived" and mosques to be "bombed". She was a steward for Tommy Robinson. www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...
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Fascist idiot and pet bird try to start race war in Britain - but fail
Screen shots and audio clips show 'Sheron Stott' (and her cockatiel) calling for Muslim's to be "unalived" and mosques to be "bombed"
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Will Stancil is on a 100-post freak out about how everyone makes fun of him on here, but I’m not seeing anyone making fun of him for it - seems like people have stopped enabling his main character addiction?
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
This is probably the funniest lie he’s ever told - this time next year he’ll be claiming he was the inspiration for the film ‘Football Factory’
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RIO LINDA MEX 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇨🇦🦍aka Gus Gallegos @riolindamex.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
‘more of good’ - England can’t even contribute English people who speak English
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If I wanted 200 enemies and 40 bosses, I’d go work at a right-wing media start-up
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@homievulgaris.bsky.social I missed a few episodes - you’re not a Mail Man anymore?
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Meme which implies the journalist would have taken the bribe if it was actually chips
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
They’re using Joe Rogan as a generic bald guy now - that or they spelled ‘Rogaine’ wrong
Joe Rogan’s face on a Daily Mail article about bald cures
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
hey! I know some people are sick of talking about Squid Game but I think this video is really quite good but was not sent to most of my subscribers, so please consider giving it a watch and sharing it around to friends/communities 👈👈
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Loading porn tabs like a maestro conducting the London Philharmonic www.nytimes.com/2025/07/23/s...
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Meta Unveils Wristband for Controlling Computers With Hand Gestures
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Fuck this, I want to see some freak shit - I don’t care if Hugh Jackson is thirsty he has a million dollars
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
“Nobody knows” meme where a guy is standing in the corner at a party with a yellow semi-transparent circle around him. It is captioned “nobody knows I’m in the corner.” With a couple remarking “why is that guy in the spotlight?” And another couple saying “is he losing his religion?”
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I watched 'Her' for the first time recently, and I'm convinced no one has actually seen that movie, because it's definitely not the 'black mirror phones bad' story it's made out to be (it's also absolutely not what Sam Altman thinks ChatGPT is)
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My son told me he had a strategy in Hitman, and the strategy was to open fire on a target from the middle of a crowd of people and then run away to hide. To be fair it did work on the 12th attempt.
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I’m increasingly excited about AI in the sense that 10 years from now we’re going to live in a world populated by people who can’t compose an email and I’m going to look like Einstein in comparison
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Did anyone else notice that Donkey Kong's ass powers up when he goes Bananza? We get full cheek, man - what a time to be alive.
Donkey Kong's powered up assDonkey Kong's regular ass
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Lmao 🥰 Cynthia Nixon www.instagram.com/reel/DK-aPsy...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
You should be able to drop a like on songs on Spotify, and you should be able to do that as many times as you feel like it.
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Like and share if you want Iran to have nukes
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
glad to see people really liked this one! unfortunately it seems like youtube doesn't really know where to send it so impressions are unusually low, so any shares are appreciated
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
It’s impossible to win an argument when the foundational disagreement is that you, personally, are annoying
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
starting a college fund for scott adams widow
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
if I was batman in 2025, I would handily defeat the joker by waiting till he started with his shenanigans then repeating ‘that’s cringe bro - that is so cringe - bro - why are you so cringe, bro?’
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“oh no, the new pope is a bad pope” he’s the leader of history’s most notorious international pedophile racket, and so was the last guy
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Sebastian Stan looking at phone
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Anyone up for a $60m treasure hunt?
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A distressed and half-dressed Will Stancil hanging off the ramparts of a local bistro crying: “Je n'étais pas possédé - je n'étais pas possédé! je pleure en me transformant lentement en épi de maïs”
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I wonder if people were arguing about what caused the fall of Rome in the middle of the French Revolution?
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Men, what’s stopping you from looking like this? www.ladbible.com/entertainmen...
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Lad who spent months only training one trap and completely transformed body reveals why he did it
A content creator, known as @thecrookedman10, has trained only one trap and has revealed online why he decided to do so
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
THE BEST OF NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER January 22,1974
THE BEST OF NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER January 22,1974

SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

FIVE
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
1 RT = 1 gag
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Nightmare Grindr meetup
JD Vance with the text 'there is no bottom' over him - from a Secular Talk video
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@facianea.bsky.social yo, I’m probably not the first person to tell you this, but ‘There She Goes’ was written by Liverpool’s The La’s. Probably weeks ago that you said it! (it was in this month’s Weekly Bonus). I know America is liberated now, but you can’t just liberate our smash hits 😂
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/04/2025
one of my tiktok followers made this
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Couldn’t help but spare a thought for all those unfortunates on the American continent as I pre-ordered my Switch 2 Hopefully Bono can get the gang together soon to give their horrible charity song a Nintendo-themed update - ‘Do They Know it’s Switchmas’ could really turn some frowns upside down
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Mikko Tuomi @mustapipa.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Make Depression Great Again.
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This photographer may have literally captured the peak of Western Civilisation
The cast of The Matrix drinking and dancing
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I thought it was a joke, but the long-legged Kentucky Donkey is real 😯
Donkey with unusually long legs
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
If Donald Trump can make America like the 105th most powerful country in the world, there’s an argument for him being the least worst US President
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Autocorrect is so bad on my iPhone that when my fat fingers spelled a slur instead of the word ‘like’ it just let that stand
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
As far as we can tell Earth is the nicest planet within a billion light years, and yet we’re somehow on the ‘let’s trash this bitch and move to Mars’ trajectory
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2025
massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Look at this fucking nerd
Cat in bow tie
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@shaavari.elderscrolls.social yo, this lady is good. The album this track is on is mostly more somber than this, but it’s definitely trip-hop adjacent, and her voice reminds me of Beth Gibbons at times open.spotify.com/track/5MEfEX...
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Sevdaliza · Shabrang · Song · 2020
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Willis Darling @willisfinale.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Possibly the most evergreen tweet to have existed
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