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William Bruce West

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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"'Abuela'? What a beautiful name! You wanna come outside, and see my new van?"
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Anybody reading those Godzilla vs America comics? Who booked that trip for him? He started in Chicago, then Boston, then he was destroying Kansas City? He was clearly toying with us. Can't even take that attack seriously.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I remember watching that hand-off in a hotel room. That was NOT that long ago lol
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
When Cruz lands, I hope he gets in a hired car that ends up taking him right back to Texas. "What is it taking so long to get me to Laguna Be - This is the goddamned Alamo!"
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Man, the Brits sure are getting indignant for a people who *opens history book, and points to ANY page*
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WIZARDS The Podcast Guide To Comics @wizardscomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
MINI-EPISODE! We dive into the bonus CrossGen Primer packed in with the issue, discuss a Last Woman Standing battle between Elektra and Batgirl, explore the popularity of the Allred/Milligan X-Force and so much more. Listen now www.wizardscomics.com/episodes/wiz...
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We need you strong for what's next!
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
So, how long until "Love Without Borders"? Ya know - the Hallmark movie about a beautiful Latina who unknowingly falls in love with the ICE agent who deported her brother? See, he was wearing a mask when he did it, and she didn't realize it was the same guy who smiles at her in the mailroom.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It's Scrappy vs Undeserved Might
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Y'all are cute. Everyone knows TMZ is the only website you need in times like these.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
If it's any consolation, chances are those boys are at work right now. Cleaning up a bus station, or getting ready to make the morning donuts.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ah, trouble with the Blackbird. I'm sure Forge will get that fixed right up.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I've been watching Reels the past few hours. What's everyone so happy about? What did I miss?
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nope. It could be Ed McNotaMan, and I still wouldn't care
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nah. Hate Zombies
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Is that sarcasm? I can't tell if that's sarcasm. I have Internet-induced autism
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Other than the Image guy, has anyone else, in the history of creation, ever been named "Whilce"?
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You just know he's gonna say something like "It's Wang o'clock", and mean it unironically.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I can't tell you what it would take to get me to care about Star Search in 2026, but whatever it is, Netflix hasn't figured it out yet.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Joke's on you, Chad! They planned to film this shit in Greenland 🤣
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Share a cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...🖤
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I'll never forget how they gave her a pregnancy storyline on Coach. I knew science was capable of miracles, but she was already over 50...
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
We did a Batman Beyond ep on the podcast a few months back, and I was saying a 4th season should have opened up the world. We know Neo Gotham was crime-ridden, but what was Metrolopis like? Central City?
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
To be really honest, Beyond starts sort of going in circles. He's always fighting industrial espionage. They needed to open up his rogues gallery
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Ramblin' Man podcast @ramblinmanpod.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Episode 213 with @spidey004.bsky.social, of the @afterlunch.bsky.social podcast, is posted! We do our version of Brett Goldstein’s Films To Be Buried With podcast. You’ll find it on your podcast platform of choice by searching Ramblin Man! Theme music by @adeemtheartist.bsky.social
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
You can just tell Bonar was the evil one.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Why is Tracy Morgan so in demand right now? He's the lead in two sitcoms right now, on different networks. Surely, there are other stars out there. Crutch was terrible, so it might be one sitcom soon, but still.
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
QUEER EYE is ending after ten years. I hope it ends with them finally battling Vecna
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You ever read the ICE Leadership bios? They're all lengthy and glowing - except for the Uncle Tom Latino leading removal operations. No credentials to speak of. Might as well say "We met him at Dunkin, and gave him a suit."
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
In media, the 25th can be invoked pretty swiftly, while impeachment requires trials and whatnot. But everyone has to be onboard, and Vance has to be ready to go.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I'll bet it was that son of a bitch from that musical!
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Wendy The Snapple Lady will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Who's the father?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/01/2026
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Yeah...I do...
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The chick from Fatal Attraction
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I've reached the point where I can't tell if Moore is a bad governor OR if folks just hate him because he's black. Because those comment sections...
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At this point, when I see a post talking about "Schumer", it takes me a minute to figure out if it's about Chuck or Amy. Not that it matters. They both suck.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The mere fact that nobody has stepped up to do, well, anything is why I have never believed the 9/11 "Let's roll!" story. People say a lot of shit in hindsight. If/when we survive all this, there's gonna be a LOT of Monday morning quarterbacks, so be sure to tell them to shut the fuck up.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Wasn't this a JLo movie?
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"Girl, you mad thicc!" "Oh, this? That's just my sauna pants!"
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Yeah, but at least TLS is "legit". Ramen Toy should just be called "Cease & Desist, LLC". You never know if you'll get your stuff before the court order shuts down their production.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
these heated rivalry promos are getting wild
stylized graphic of a hockey player named bussi splitting his legs to block a shot. the name BUSSI is in big red letters above him. text says he has the “most wins for a goalie (18) through first 22 games to start a career in NHL history”
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My man, people thought The Loyal Subjects was gonna *do a good job* reviving M.A.S.K. We're way past bullying. We need forced therapy.
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I'm with ya, but that's $65 per figure, which is the retail price of Ultimates. It's just nobody buys them at retail lol
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
TWENTY YEARS of High School Musical?! Is this how the Logan's Run folks felt?
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William Bruce West @williambwest.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It's really their own fault, with their lax recruitment policies. In the beginning, you had to have served. After a while, it was "Do you run a banana stand? Have you ever put a grenade in a banana? Will you need to be sponsored to work in the US?"
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