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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Raye at Reading Festival. Wow, what a talent

Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

One thing that the nations of the United Kingdom all have in common, whether you are English, Welsh, Scottish or northern Irish, is we are the worst tourists. Globally despised and for a reason

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

One thing that the nations of the United Kingdom all have in common, whether you are English, Welsh, Scottish or northern Irish, is we are the worst tourists. Globally despised and for a reason

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Trish Byrne @trishyb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The Hatchback of Doctor Moreau.

On the rear windscreen of a dusty red car, a sticker reads "My kids have PAWS."

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

FFS literally a second before the penalty

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My wife, who by her own admission isn’t the biggest football fan, just commented that Lee Pickford isn’t playing for England this evening. I just nodded and confirmed she is correct

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Piet Mondrian's work on the London Underground is exceptional.

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The great news is we still have the bronze medal match!

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

They say that there can only be one good England team at a time out of football, rugby and cricket. Given how the football and cricket teams are playing, England rugby must be amazing #EngVDrc

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Having somehow survived the London Underground I’m now sat on a train and some fucker opposite me is eating onion salad.

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Lee Dixon is a terrible commentator

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Writing important work emails when you own a cat

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

“This FIFA ref card has been brought to you by Budweiser” #MEXvRSA

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What have we learned from today’s #springwatch? Pine Martins are dicks and Reed Warblers are stupid but excellent parents

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

My wife has signed up to ancestry to research her family tree. She’s added my parents and grandparents too. I’ve just found out my grandfather was a manc. There are family scandals and then there is this

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

A parliamentary by-election costs up to £450,000 according to recent research. That is a lot of money to waste

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Now I’m not saying they are but…

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Reasons I couldn’t be an astronaut (apart from being overweight, stupid and lazy) I could barely take the stress from my sofa let alone being sat in a box doing 24,000mph. You guys are amazing! #artemis2

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Forgotten just how good #TheAssembly is. Brilliant television

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Can’t believe they let farmyard birds keep dogs as pets

A sign:
CHICKENS & DUCKS!
PLEASE KEEP YOUR
DOG ON A LEAD

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

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Michael Mills @michaelmills.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.

A tube of glow-in-the-dark plastic planets that lists the contents as “8 glowing planets” and “1 glowing Pluto”

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I bought some grass seed to redo my my very small lawn. I bought it online but forgot to check how much I actually need. Are there any football fields that need their entire pitch reseeded?

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Reading and greatly enjoying This Way Up by @jayforeman.bsky.social and @markcooperjones.bsky.social and laughed out loud on a busy train where they tell the story of how snakebite and black was invented. Who knew it was so closely connected to African exploration?

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

The BBC snowboarding Winter Olympics commentators are making this unwatchable. Please remember the vast majority of the audience have no idea what a 17500 flipflop wicky wacky woo with a reverse Dog Star is. Maybe, just maybe explain what the hell you are in about?

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I still maintain the Winter Olympics should have the same events as the summer games but on ice and snow. Ice tennis and the 100m running down a ski slope would be hilarious

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Wow Temu, you’ve really captured the mood of the nation

A temu advert for what can on be described as SS trench coats

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Just watched the amazing Ballad of Wallis island written and starring by Tim Key and Tom Basden. An hour and a half of joy. Such a great film

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Meta AI isn’t the brightest spark is it?

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

My 10yo daughter told us tonight that “67 was brainrotted the last minute of 25”. We asked her to explain what the hell this meant and she cleared it up with “sharky is 67 is brainrotted. What don’t you understand?”

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The cat is greatly enjoying @lucyworsley.bsky.social ‘s Victorian murder club

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

The Orion Nebula using my Seestar for a 20s x 30m stack

A picture of the Orion Nebula. A giant cloud of dust and stars in the constellation Orion

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

The problem with Labuschagne is if you break his leg he’ll go on to score a century #theashes

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I think this shows the level of attention I am paying but I’ve only just realised the on field adverts are just computer graphics and aren’t printing into the field. #ashes2025 #thecricket

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Pointed my telescope at a random patch of sky last night and let it do its thing for 24 mins. So much going on here #seestar #astronomy

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I saw Rose Ayling-Ellis on my train. There was an announcement that the train was delayed. Thought I'd be a good citizen and write the message down and passed it to her. It wasn't her. It was a very confused non deaf woman.

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Personally I think they should’ve made that a 4 hour show with more heavily scripted banter between the guests. The ice hockey bloke should’ve drawn all the balls too. #worldcupdraw

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

With England in group L does this mean that we’ll play our first game about 7 weeks after the tournament starts? #worldcupdraw

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Uzbekistan can go in any group because no one really knows where it is #worldcupdraw

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I once watched a dog crunching on a live frog. It was one of the worst things I’ve witnessed. Until now that is #worldcupdraw

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

The draw for the second round of the FA cup, normally held in a car park in Nuneaton, is better than this #worldcupdraw

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