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Willgoose

@willgoose.bsky.social
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Never entirely sure what to write here. I guess professional git sums me up. Likes annoying Tory politicians. As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer

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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A planter I thought about buying but didn’t
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember the village motto. Mrs Milton in the village store said she saw a foreign looking gentleman near the church last month. We must all be on high alert
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Erm…what?
Definitely not the street in front of Guildford Cathedral
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
FFS literally a second before the penalty
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Nigel will find a way to record their votes
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Writing important work emails when you own a cat
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
As a dear friend to Greg can you ask him if he consulted a dr about his nails? There are abnormal marks which could be a simple iron deficiency but could also be much worse. It may be an early sign of West Nile Virus! Although I’m not a dr nor do I known what west Nile virus is I think he has it
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Now I’m not saying they are but…
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@sirmichael.bsky.social I’m on the library computer and have done a google but can’t find the button to turn safe searching off. Can you help? I wasn’t paying attention to Father Julian’s sermon on how to avoid finding br* pictures so am a bit in the dark
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The all seeing nipple!
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Can I make you jealous?
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Have you genuinely just asked cat owners to send you pictures of their cats? You are about to be bombarded. Anyway here’s Theodore, what he lacks in the brain department he makes up for in anger
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If it’s any help I understand there is now a feature in windows that will allow the computer to write quite a lot of the book for you. I’ve just popped down to the library to use their computer and can’t find it. Mrs Jenkins is coming in soon so I’ll ask her
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
By @brianbilston.bsky.social
Text says

I don’t really
Know what a haiku
Is
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Periperi burn
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Your tips are always so helpful. I don’t use Word. Using your computer genius could you tell me how to covert an iPhone note to a pdf? I’ve attached it for reference
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Cats are such graceful, majestic creatures
Cat eating peas
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Guessing the dotted line is ye olde emus twenty fiveus. They’ve even got that bit where it splits up
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I managed to get 3 hours last night. The first weekend that it’s not been cloudy for months.
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I bought some grass seed to redo my my very small lawn. I bought it online but forgot to check how much I actually need. Are there any football fields that need their entire pitch reseeded?
A massive bag of grass seed
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It was the one Brexit benefit we all enjoyed
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
What you didn’t know was that Rev.d Jenkins followed you and took photos. Mrs Perkins said that after you had your meeting you were distracted during your now mandatory after work search and couldn’t account for the fresh €20 note in your wallet
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I still don’t understand why my wife was so angry. Flowers last a week at most, an MOT is for a whole year
A halford gift card for an MOT.
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Whilst I’ve never seen Rocky as my mother won’t let me watch films with swears in them, I have googled it and from first impressions I would have assumed he is a civil engineer. In this photogram hes literally building the roof of that building which I’m guessing is Buckingham Palace
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Wow Temu, you’ve really captured the mood of the nation
A temu advert for what can on be described as SS trench coats
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Meta AI isn’t the brightest spark is it?
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Having had a quick look in google maps at what is nearby I have found two attractions that would occupy my time. Who could resist a trip to Mike’s cottage followed by a session at the distillery?
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The cat is greatly enjoying @lucyworsley.bsky.social ‘s Victorian murder club
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I was at an event in the summer with my daughter and she spotted this and wanted her face painted. Sadly we were leaving and couldn’t take up the offer of having her face painted by two burly blokes glued to their phones
A caravan offering child face painting with two blokes inside
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The Orion Nebula using my Seestar for a 20s x 30m stack
A picture of the Orion Nebula. A giant cloud of dust and stars in the constellation Orion
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’ve just won Christmas
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Pointed my telescope at a random patch of sky last night and let it do its thing for 24 mins. So much going on here #seestar #astronomy
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I “found” these two filthy perverts up to no good in a garden centre last year.
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Looks like Nadine is getting into the spirit too. And look, her friend is giving her wave
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
World Cup draw
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thanks for your support David. Good to know a fellow astronomer is with me against these out of control geologists. Now let’s get back to sending insulting messages to Andromeda
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Snow in the Surrey badlands. There’s gonna be herds of polar bears trashing my garden in no time
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Magnificent
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hmmm, this pub brewed ale has a very unique flavour. Very hoppy with a sharp ammonia aftertaste.
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
A holiday isn’t a holiday without a slightly out of focus photo of a lizard. Extra points if you nearly fall off the balcony taking it
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Finally I get to post some proper hardcore filth without fear of getting banned
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Don’t tell me what to do Ina
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Sweden vs England
Swedish fighter jet Crap English plane
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I just looked and you can buy it
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Is this your nan @sirmichael.bsky.social? If so I think you need to have a chat with her
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’ve been into the youtube website and found what I think is the video you mean. I’ll give it a try
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Noooooooooooo!!!! What ever did I do to upset *checks notes* do ray me farted?
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Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Put a cardboard box out for recycling. It took less than a minute before the cat had claimed it #CatsOfBluesky
Cat in a box
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