Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Remember the village motto. Mrs Milton in the village store said she saw a foreign looking gentleman near the church last month. We must all be on high alert 010 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/06/2026As a dear friend to Greg can you ask him if he consulted a dr about his nails? There are abnormal marks which could be a simple iron deficiency but could also be much worse. It may be an early sign of West Nile Virus! Although I’m not a dr nor do I known what west Nile virus is I think he has it 220 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 29/04/2026@sirmichael.bsky.social I’m on the library computer and have done a google but can’t find the button to turn safe searching off. Can you help? I wasn’t paying attention to Father Julian’s sermon on how to avoid finding br* pictures so am a bit in the dark 020 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Have you genuinely just asked cat owners to send you pictures of their cats? You are about to be bombarded. Anyway here’s Theodore, what he lacks in the brain department he makes up for in anger 1191 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If it’s any help I understand there is now a feature in windows that will allow the computer to write quite a lot of the book for you. I’ve just popped down to the library to use their computer and can’t find it. Mrs Jenkins is coming in soon so I’ll ask her 021 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Your tips are always so helpful. I don’t use Word. Using your computer genius could you tell me how to covert an iPhone note to a pdf? I’ve attached it for reference 020 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Guessing the dotted line is ye olde emus twenty fiveus. They’ve even got that bit where it splits up 010 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I managed to get 3 hours last night. The first weekend that it’s not been cloudy for months. 0284 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I bought some grass seed to redo my my very small lawn. I bought it online but forgot to check how much I actually need. Are there any football fields that need their entire pitch reseeded? 000 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 23/02/2026What you didn’t know was that Rev.d Jenkins followed you and took photos. Mrs Perkins said that after you had your meeting you were distracted during your now mandatory after work search and couldn’t account for the fresh €20 note in your wallet 020 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I still don’t understand why my wife was so angry. Flowers last a week at most, an MOT is for a whole year 090 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Whilst I’ve never seen Rocky as my mother won’t let me watch films with swears in them, I have googled it and from first impressions I would have assumed he is a civil engineer. In this photogram hes literally building the roof of that building which I’m guessing is Buckingham Palace 060 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Wow Temu, you’ve really captured the mood of the nation 000 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Having had a quick look in google maps at what is nearby I have found two attractions that would occupy my time. Who could resist a trip to Mike’s cottage followed by a session at the distillery? 110 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The cat is greatly enjoying @lucyworsley.bsky.social ‘s Victorian murder club 010 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I was at an event in the summer with my daughter and she spotted this and wanted her face painted. Sadly we were leaving and couldn’t take up the offer of having her face painted by two burly blokes glued to their phones 010 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The Orion Nebula using my Seestar for a 20s x 30m stack 020 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Pointed my telescope at a random patch of sky last night and let it do its thing for 24 mins. So much going on here #seestar #astronomy 000 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I “found” these two filthy perverts up to no good in a garden centre last year. 000 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Looks like Nadine is getting into the spirit too. And look, her friend is giving her wave 030 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Thanks for your support David. Good to know a fellow astronomer is with me against these out of control geologists. Now let’s get back to sending insulting messages to Andromeda 020 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Snow in the Surrey badlands. There’s gonna be herds of polar bears trashing my garden in no time 000 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Hmmm, this pub brewed ale has a very unique flavour. Very hoppy with a sharp ammonia aftertaste. 010 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2025A holiday isn’t a holiday without a slightly out of focus photo of a lizard. Extra points if you nearly fall off the balcony taking it 030 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Finally I get to post some proper hardcore filth without fear of getting banned 100 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Is this your nan @sirmichael.bsky.social? If so I think you need to have a chat with her 040 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I’ve been into the youtube website and found what I think is the video you mean. I’ll give it a try 160 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Noooooooooooo!!!! What ever did I do to upset *checks notes* do ray me farted? 010 0
Willgoose @willgoose.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Put a cardboard box out for recycling. It took less than a minute before the cat had claimed it #CatsOfBluesky 0271 0