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@wilhelm.codes
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Lover. Fighter. Gentleman coder. Slinger of nibbles, bits and bytes. Over 25 years of professional experience as a software engineer. Love making glowing rectangles go "beep-boop". 👾 wilhelm.codes 🪴 plantsm.art 🍸 tipplers.gallery ( coming soon )

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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 2h
I put that stuff in so many of my dishes. Best of luck!
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 2h
Man, I really need a timeline cleanse. Shit's bleak.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11h
get the fun book ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun guaranteed to smell better than your phone
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 11h
Just added Music Assistant to the #homelab. This has addressed all the latency issues I've been having connecting to my networked speakers. MUCH better than relying on AirPlay and one network hop fewer, which is a nice bonus!
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 11h
OooOooer! What are you planting?
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am cosmos @amcosmos.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Making new games is expensive. Just expand on the old games.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 18h
Would you choose to be alone in the woods with Muse or a bear?
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 20h
I wouldn't a period of good vibes. Can we have one of those?
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 22h
lol… lmfao
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 29/09/2026
Looks like Plant Smart has made it to another newsletter. This time from Czechia! Ahoj! filipmolcan.substack.com/p/zpravy-z-l...
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Zprávy z lesa #145 🛸
Kouzelný prsten - telepatie - tamagotchi - AI utržená ze řetězu - vlakem po Evropě - Nový Zéland - Alpy - nový druh kočky - gps pro motýle - nejvyšší kůň - podprsenky - mimozemšťani...
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 29/09/2026
Yep! Initial voice processing would happen on the node before it does anything else on the network. Honestly, for what I'm planning, it probably won't need a model. Home Assistant already comes with decent enough voice command support.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Shop definitely makes the checkout process easier, but I'm getting an SMS, email, and push notification for every single thing. Kills me, man 😅
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Been wanting to play some FPS games in the living room without having to have a lap desk for a keyboard and mouse. Regular controllers are terrible for these game types, so I'm hoping this at least a decent compromise between the two.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
As in, he's “Artificially Intelligent”.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Just heard Reacher described as “HoboCop” and it's perfect.
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Sacha Greif @sachagreif.com · 28/09/2026
The State of Devs 2026 survey results are out! 2026.stateofdevs.com/en-US/ Here's a quick recap 🧵
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State of Devs 2026
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Just love getting 50 emails and push notifications regarding every individual stage of the shipping and delivery process for something I purchased on the information superhighway. Very good. Just blow up my phone.
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James O’Loughlin @jamesoloughlin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Neagley was excellent! Hope we get a second season. 🤞
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Eeeeeeee!
Steam Controller shipping confirmation.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Man, Waterworld got such a bad rap, but it's a great “big swing” popcorn flick. Turn brain OFF. Turn fun ON.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
... I need this.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
Is this dumb? Is this a stupid idea? Using one of these to build my own voice-controlled home assistant node? I can easily add Whisper, Piper & openWakeWord to the #homelab. I have enough spare compute to host the dumbest, but functional-enough, model to process commands. Do I really need this?
An HP Elite Slice G2 complete with accompanying tablet display.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
I'll wait until it's available to watch from my living room. No way am I sitting in a theatre for 4 hours. However, I am VERY much looking forward to its release!
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
This just means it's working. Don't take them off.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 28/09/2026
To all the people on Reddit's homelab subs panicking about your services being DDoS'd, I am begging you to use a VPN. If you need to access your self-hosted source forge there is no reason you can't VPN into your home network from whatever device you're using. Bots can't hit what they can't see.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe you would say such a thing, bro! Anyway, don’t move a muscle while I reposition these satellites… okay, prepare for orbital bombardment.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
Damn, that was easy.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
Thinking about setting up Pinchflat in the #homelab and eventually nixing my YT Premium account. Anyone have an experience with this self-hosted service? github.com/kieraneglin/...
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GitHub - kieraneglin/pinchflat: Your next YouTube media manager
Your next YouTube media manager. Contribute to kieraneglin/pinchflat development by creating an account on GitHub.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
Got bored and added light cycles and exploding breached nodes to "The Grid" on my toy domain's landing page. Give it a go and watch the fun! nightcity.network
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
Man, I could swear I'm watching a Vought News Network bit from The Boys.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 24/09/2026
Need something to play this weekend? Here's a selection of indie games we've been into lately: 🧵
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Tom Smith @tomsmithcartoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the secret formula
A comic depicting a crusty punk SpongeBob saying "Fucking Mr Krabs... counting his cash while I bust my ass for minimum wage... We'll I'll show him..." Later, we see Plankton with a crabby patty in his lab. He says "At last, I've successfully stolen a crabby patty! Now to analyze it and learn the secret forumla!" The next panel shows his computer screen saying "Analysis: 10% Sponge Jizz" which makes Plankton throws up.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
This is canon and I will not be convinced otherwise.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 27/09/2026
Thinking my latest blog posts might be a bit too long.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 26/09/2026
These past few years have made me so fucking happy I turned down every opportunity I ever had to move to the Valley. What an absolute shithole.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 26/09/2026
Fuck it. Every village and town now gets to go to the local hedge witch for medical help.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 26/09/2026
WTF was / is going on at these group houses? Christ.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 26/09/2026
I could keep writing about my little weekend #homelab project, but then I'd have to break this up into several smaller articles. I was so close to using something like Kestral, when all I really needed was a spicy cron control node. wilhelm.codes/blog/i-didnt...
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I Didn't Need a DAG. I Needed Cron. · Wilhelm Codes
Hey, nerds! Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Every homelab eventually hits the same wall. You have a pile of guests, a pile of small chores those …
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 25/09/2026
We should’ve listened. 😞
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Samurai Unicorn @samuni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OPENING ACT demo is LIVE! Big update with new lighting, story sections, and the first look at the playable hub area. There's a whole bunch of smaller fixes to make the experience better on controller as well as some extra surprises waiting for you. Find out how to get access below!
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 25/09/2026
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Star Wars Mandalorian
ALT: Star Wars Mandalorian
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 24/09/2026
Nice, my little Glazier project currently scores at an 8.1 for the OpenSSF report! My original “floor” goal was 8, so this is nice. I imagine I can easily boost that number with a bit of effort. #golang
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OpenSSF scorecard report
OpenSSF scorecard report
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 24/09/2026
Every day when I am exposed to new man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 23/09/2026
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
ALT: Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 22/09/2026
Man, everything about this game was so damn goofy. I loved this trash so much.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 22/09/2026
Wow, everyone. See that tiny row of black dots? Each one is a cocktail recipe I painstakingly verified by hand from “Sloppy Joe's Cocktails Manual” published in 1931. That brought the verification progress from 1.2% to 1.5%! Almost there!
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 22/09/2026
Real shit.
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ɯlǝɥlᴉʍ @wilhelm.codes · 22/09/2026
The Sprawl Trilogy. Or, basically, anything cyberpunk-themed.
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