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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 48m
If at some point you post the textless art, I’m going to make it my wallpaper, this is so cool and I’m so hyped for the series!
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 2h
FUCKING YES
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Dave Convery @zomda.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No he isn’t. The book is very clear on this.
Screenshot of an advert for a deluxe edition of Dracula on Kickstarter. It shows the book, a yellow hardback with red embossed text, as has the text “DRACULA IS LIVE” imposed on it.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 23h
Welcome back!
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My instinct is that Sinister doesn’t need an averaged out guessing machine to make things that look like his work for him when he can simply clone himself and make it do authentic Sinister work by itself.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That was just a grimdark reboot of having a cold.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to be bleak but do you remember when there used to be new things?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I MEAN COME ON
A magic the gathering calrd called Guff Rewrites History with a picture of a crazed wizard scribbling doodles on a scroll
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I am relatively new to the fluff and characters of MtG and I feel like I'm going insane whenever I see someone talking about this guy. Are we… are we just letting this fly without laughing or snickering? Seriously?
The top half of a magic the gathering card called COMMODORE GUFF. He is a legendary planeswalker – Guff.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That, especially, looks great!
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I reckon "a bit chalky looking" basically counts as weathering for astronauts. It's moon dust, it's meant to be there
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh The Truth was one of my early favourites, definitely worth a revisit then.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think the biggest one is how much my experience of youtube has improved by just… turning off watch history completely
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ooo I do like Discworld… I listened to all of the Tiffany Aching books a couple of years ago and they were great
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anyone have any good audiobook recommends? I normally read miserable books about mentally ill women having a breakdown or "intelligent" sci-fi type stuff where people with guns have arguments about politics. I'm not going to read Dungeon Crawler Piss
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did this and it turns out I have at some point turned this data-gathering off.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thought you’d never ask 😘
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slamming the whole bottle like a good double limonbassist
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just realised we're a bit over three years away from the 20th anniversary of Danger Days and thinking of what they might do for it. Slightly concerned they might lay on a full dystopian apocalypse of tyrannical anti-creative oppression spearheaded by synthetic entities, sorry I'm being handed a note
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is possible to make a good musical but les mis is not proof
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so is Blake a man or a game then @blakemanorgame.bsky.social ?
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Laura Kelly @laurakaykelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s getting harder & harder to find a space to talk about live music. Journalism is struggling. Grassroots music venues are in crisis. That’s why I’ve started 🖤Eviscerating Joy🖤. A space to talk about as many bands (and fans, and venues) as I humanly can. Join me! evisceratingjoy.substack.com
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Eviscerating Joy | Laura Kelly | Substack
A one-woman zine celebrating live music. Click to read Eviscerating Joy, by Laura Kelly, a Substack publication. Launched 5 hours ago.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genuinely if it wasn’t for the savills sign I wouldn’t have been able to figure out which of this was an in-game screenshot.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh now the French are decrying things for having cheese in them?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You literally can’t get salted quavers what are you talking about.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cheese croche or salt and vinegar croche?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you ever think about the American names for note subdivisions and how deeply stupid they are if you’re not in 4/4 time? “three quarter notes to a bar”, “each bar is six beats an eighth in length”. Daft. Foolish. Awful.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You should charge more than sixteen pence, for a start.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One day I would like to sit down with someone very knowledgeable about cars and work out what the elements are that define the type of cars that I really like? Because I don’t know what the shared dna of the countach, new Renault 5, R8, Hyundai Ioniq, and like… Kei trucks is. But there is one
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know what I’d like? It’d never happen but EA should release Mirror’s Edge on switch/switch 2. I’d eat that shit up. Full price purchase, genuinely.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Important question: is Magnus a member of the Order of the Istari?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I ask the questions nobody else is asking.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you think skeletons like it when people do a Skeletor voice for them or is it culturally insensitive?
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Joker's a pretty reliable fixed cost but Harvey Dent's price is either basically free or super expensive. Kinda a coinflip which way it goes
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That one sounds like Yoda, too
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh yeah
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very weird seeing one of these that is just "a post a friend made". If only there were some way to repost the original here on bluesky
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hundred percent. They’re just there for the love of the fight and I am just… too old for that
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s also that they’re always in the trenches, they’re never offering to help people out of the bucket. You could make a perfectly good social media presence reiterating the same TTRPG observations and helping people draw conclusions from them, instead of just fighting all the time.
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey I was going to work on an app for people who wanted to have gay hookups with Germanic-speaking Post-Roman Britons but mostly people have been using it to cut through locks and steal bikes Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for Angle Grindr
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Birthday!!
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some people say they relax by doing a Jigsaw but honestly I find it really stressful? Between the kidnapping, disposing of bodies and thinking of ironic but deadly escape room puzzles it’s just such a faff.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying out that new dating app for kink-positive and non monogamous people but so far all I’m seeing on there is sporty posh women with sticks? Can anyone tell me is it always like this or have I got the wrong version of Feeld Hockey?
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have you seen his match v the Luchador Gravity? One of the best character moments to open an absolute banger of a match www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdUI...
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PAC Vs GRAVITY full match AEW DYNAMITE
YouTube video by SHADOW BOY
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I loved it when he was in Death Triangle, there’s something so satisfying about hearing a Geordie talking about "ma familia” with as much angry gnome spite as he had
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Wil Cornish @wilcornish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a truly gutting one, but I do just want to highlight that referring to him as “dried out” is a very funny and accurate phrasing.
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