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widderslainte

@widderslainte.bsky.social
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Hates art, dogs, and never reads.

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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morrissey played down the road from me last night. I don't live in a fancy city. I hope he liked my dirty town.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Misogynist quote from an addict
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=FTet.... Sorry, I'm a day behind.
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Jolene (David 'Kid' Jensen Session, London, 1983) [Live]
YouTube video by The Sisters Of Mercy - Topic
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Need to get rum to honor the greatest pirate of my lifetime.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just realized that Mission UK are the Megadeth of goth.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Monkey's Paw: What is your wish? Me: Another monkey's Paw. Monkey's Paw: You can't wish... Sure.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At least Snoop Dog will be there for you when you need him.
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My body is a machine template meme. The text “My body is a machine that doesn’t work very good”
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
"You can stream the entire series exclusively on Stan." They're just making up shows and steaming services now.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Pisces: Things have changed. You are no longer the powerless victim of circumstance. You have agency. You have the will to act. You have the Orb of Infinity. DESTROY THE EARTHLINGS!
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is Diet Mitch McConnell okay? Absolutely, but come back with the real thing.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A bit on the nose today, Conan
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
InfoWars is now live.
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WELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARS
YouTube video by InfoWars
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sir, my first job was programming binary load lifters...
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Werner Herzog didn't drag a boat over a hill so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Am I the only one who suspects any business related to Clearwater, Florida is Scientology run?
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I was just asking questions
AI answer about Charlie Kirk
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pisces: You’ll live like a king this week, fearing for your life and distrusting those around you.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Tim deserves an emmy/oscar or whatever for this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...
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🚨INFOWARS CHIEF ISSUES EMERGENCY STATEMENT
YouTube video by The Onion
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Props to Tom Waits for writing a good song protesting all the terrible stuff going on, but also working in a rhyme of "cities" and "titties".
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
As a man of the cloth, I side with the Pope.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Pisces: Your eyes go black and birds fall out of the sky as you smile for the first time in centuries. All is transpiring according to prophecy.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There should be more outrage about Trump messing with an agency that provides critical knowledge to the public: www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/...
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This sounds like the premise of a horror movie.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
youtu.be/S4rbobz9Ylo?...
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Sam Kinison - If Jesus Had A Wife - Insanely Funny!!!
YouTube video by Mark Gaffney
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
No good Easter music, they say: youtu.be/Y-_8u7qec5U?...
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Christian Death-Easter In The Tombs
YouTube video by Rainbow Neko
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=6ABg... Happy Easter!
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nobody beats The Riz
YouTube video by fizzz
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Things I've learned this weekend: 1. Baja Blast Lime "straight"? Meh 2. Baja Blast Lime mixed with beer? Not bad. 3. Jesus Simulator? Pretty bad. 4. Button mashing to "resist temptation" in Jesus Simulator? Pretty awesome.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I can't believe they're spending billions on bombs instead of universal healthcare, giving George Miller money for 10 more movies, or investing in medical research to extend his life indefinitely.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Rabbit hole time: www.thetedkarchive.com
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The Ted K Archive
The Ted K Archive
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 29/10/2024
Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Giger watching a gif of a gyro
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Cassiopeia Fantasy ASMR @cassiopeiaasmr.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Don't let them distract you from the real problems like bears on our moon base! XD www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3o-... #currentevents #wkuk #USA #funny #memes
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We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
WW3 starting on my birthday? Um, great.
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
On tough days like this, when the world seems like a dark and scary place. Raatma is there for you. Hail Raatma!
Raatma
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sunday scaries
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Pope, hearing J.D. Vance's invitation:
Adminal Ackbar saying the obvious
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Mad God is insane, beautiful, and a staggering work. It's also insane and reminds me a little of when I need to go down to the basement.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Preach it brother
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Someone should do a scene by scene parody of the Melania movie
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
You should be able to pull up items purged from the Internet Archive on the Wayback Machine.
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Hermetic Library @hermetic.com · 16/01/2026
Greater Feast of David Lynch, David Keith Lynch died January 16, 2025 at Los Angeles, CA, US hermetic.com/hermene... #calendar #historic #OTD #OnThisDay
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
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widderslainte @widderslainte.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The Empire never ended.
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