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Wicker Man Studios is Barb Lien-Cooper and Park Cooper. (She's she/her, Park's he/him.) www.wickermanstudios.com We write things, like prose novels and graphic novels and ttrpg stuff. sleek.bio/wickerman

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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 20h
Guys, is it gay to meet girls?
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Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Not dying at 0 hp" is probably the most common house rule used for people who otherwise are judicious adherents to B/X or OSE. What if every class had its own mini table of house rules of things that happened at 0 hp, though? What if you used MANY house rules for death?
Death
When you reach 0 hp, you may choose to die or roll on the following table.
Dismemberment. You take a grievous wound and fall unconscious. After a turn, you awake with 1 hp and learn that you've lost your 1. eye, 2. hand, 3. leg below the knee. You must retreat from the dungeon as soon as possible. You must rest for a week before adventuring again.
Taken. The monsters [take you prisoner/swallow you] and retreat. You may be [rescued/regurgitated] and restored to 1 hp.
Wounded. You take a wound and fall unconscious. After a turn, you awake with 1 hp. You must retreat from the dungeon as soon as possible. You must rest for a week  before adventuring again.
Sacrifice. Your squire/henchman steps in front of the last blow and falls to 0 hp instead of you. They are taken out of the fight, and must recover in a stronghold before adventuring again.
If no squire/henchman, you will die in 1 turn if you receive no healing.
Weak. You are conscious, but weak. You can crawl and whisper, but not perform any tasks that require a roll. At the end of the combat, you regain 1 hp.
Last chance. You are conscious, but weak. If you lay still, you regain 1 hp at the end of combat. If you take any actions, treat them as having rolled a natural 20, but you will die at the end of the round.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I understood both of those references
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We Found The Voter Fraud — It Was In The Moms For Liberty All Along www.wonkette.com/p/we-found-t... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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We Found The Voter Fraud — It Was In The Moms For Liberty All Along
Former Republican mayoral candidate Gaea Powell found guilty on eight counts related to voter fraud.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You typo'd the JRJGB outta the word right
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought maybe it was a jrjgb'in' euphemism. "...Is that how you see me? I'm funny? How am I funny? Like I'm a jrjgb'in' clown, here to amuse you? I'm so glad that I'm so hotjrjgb entertaining to you-- get the jrjgb outta here with that--" (opens fire)
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One time a boss vampire famously couldn't be killed by any weapon but Buffy was like well they didn't have rocket launchers in his time so this is her firing a rocket at the vampire. It worked
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Although I do like how he's about to stake Q.T. Let's see if he ashes or if Buffy will need to bring up the rocket launcher
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*left
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How strong would the magnet have to be? What would I do with it, just hold it up to it, slide it around some?
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I got a shirt as a birthday gift from a relative. But it still has the don't-steal-it device that the store forgot to remove. So I'm messin' with it with a screwdriver when my eyes light on the words "This has ALARMING INK so don't mess with it because it could injure you." So I stopped. Advice?
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That time everything was really loud and the floor was unstable for a while, that was kind of annoying-- and, especially, really overstimulating. Still, it ended okay, so whatever
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A somewhat silly Canadian TV show. For a while in my youth it was on public television right before Doctor Who so I would catch the last 2 or 3 minutes of it. I don't think I've ever watched an episode all the way through... but I saw this and was like "Red Green Dwarf! // Canadian Dwarf!"
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red... "And now it's time for Handyman Corner."
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The Red Green Show - Wikipedia
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm unexpectedly writing a LitRPG novel now. Only been doing it for 4 days now, already got over 11,000 words. It turns out my whole life has apparently actually been preparing me so this'd be easy for me.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#SelfPromoSaturday #ttrpg I'll promote this: wickermanstudios.itch.io And also this: www.facebook.com/groups/30395...
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ANYWAY my wife has reminded me that my mom has said that "you put an extra S in dessert because it's so good, you come back for seconds."
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youtu.be/-tuNR-uD_mE?...
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Lawrence of Arabia (3/8) Movie CLIP - The Nefud Desert (1962) HD
Movieclips
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(cue a tiny Lawrence of Arabia on a camel in his white robes crossing your table just as the dessert is arriving) (with sweeping orchestral music)
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So DESERT is "it's empty" and DESSERT is "the stuff you serve after the table has been made empty"
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Middle French desserte "food cleared from the table (in the phrase desserte des més), course served at the end of the meal," derivative of desservir "to clear the table (of food, dishes)
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Latin dēserta "unfrequented places, wilderness," noun derivative from neuter plural (feminine singular in Late Latin) of dēsertus "empty of people, uninhabited"
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me: "'Having a dinner party this weekend, gonna need a lot of your best pipeweed'" Wife: (continues to silently shake from laughter) Me: (starts singing like Leonard Nimoy) "Bifido! Bifido! Bifidobacterium Longum!" Wife: (Resumes cackling loudly) #hobbit #hobbits #health #shire #Bifido
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bifidob... Wife is looking up health stuff and mentions bifidobacterium longum. Me: "Oh yeah Bifidobacterium Longum was a hobbit in the Shire--" Wife: (cackling) Me: "He ran a pipeweed shop. 'Bifido, old chap,'" they would say--" Wife: (can't breathe from laughing)
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Bifidobacterium longum - Wikipedia
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
--Chain Pizza (only produces pizza from a chain, no mom and pop local shops) --Leomund's Personal Pizza Oven --Limited Pizza Wish --Mass Summon Greater Pizza --Mystic Pizza --Pizza Wish --Power Word: Pizza
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Current Work-in-Progress: --The Chefs' Guild --The Thieves’ Guild --The Spies’ Guild --The Bounty Hunters’ Guild The Spies guild probably has the most influence, technically... which isn't that much, but when the chips are down, they'll give you very some useful info sometimes.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My suburban cosmic horror #ttrpg ON THE STREET WHERE YOU LIVE (not yet published) was slightly influenced by "The Color Out of Space" (not the movie, but the short story it was based on (well okay I did see the trailer, I guess. Maybe that influenced me a tiny bit as well?)).
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yeah, I found it somewhere else, too already. Just thought I'd say somethin'.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"This video is no longer available because the YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated."
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I know, right? I can see that you're a man of taste and refinement like myself. Here, suck the nostalgia out of this image:
Image from THE ANCIENT ART OF WAR AT SEA
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time I hear the title "Master and Commander" it sounds to me like a halfway-decent naval warfare game for the Mac post-The Ancient Art Of War At Sea-- say, '89 or so. #Mac #VideoGames
Box, disc, and promo material for THE ANCIENT ART OF WAR AT SEA, which I played the heck out of back in the day.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Many people have passed away, and yes, that's sad. But it occurs to me that there's still time for Michael Stivic to meet and have a very nice later-in-life romance with Maude's daughter Carol. I think they'd get along well and make a nice couple. #AllInTheFamily #Maude #RobReiner #AdrienneBarbeau
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AuldDragon @aulddragon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This money was not authorized by Congress to be used in this way. People need to go to jail for this when the GOP is out of power.
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Thumbs up
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Genre?
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Simon W Davis @woodforbrains.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ho-LEE fuck democrats-appropriations.house.gov/news/press-r...
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Defense Officials Attempt to Raid NIH Funds to Cover Department of Defense Activities
House Appropriations Committee Ranking Member Rosa DeLauro (D-CT-03) has learned that officials at the Department of Defense (DoD) are working to divert billions of dollars from the National Institute...
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tearing it down is a metaphor for destroying what the Kennedy Center stands for
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What was it
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I keep thinking, they can't be this cartoonishly evil, can they? And then
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Beldig?
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Chartreuse Papyrus
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Would have been better if they'd put some over to Jimmy's left (our right), where Jimmy looks as if some started running over there, which they did not. (I don't know the kid's name so I am calling him Jimmy.) Or if they'd told Jimmy "don't look too far to your left."
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Both men with the initials PC
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today I realized how much young me looked like young Peter Cushing
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeAD... SONG IN MY HEAD! Thanks, Fallout... (I haven't even played Fallout for months!) #fallout #DorisDay #Soundtrack #earworm #mindworm
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Doris Day: Put 'Em In A Box, Tie 'Em With A Ribbon & Throw 'Em In The Deep Blue Sea
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't think he'd Prithee, though. Surely more of a BY JUPITER'S BEARD, THOU'D DAST NOT FAIL TO
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Wicker Man Studios @wickermanstudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thank you for wearing a mask
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