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Faye Greene

@whorticulturee.bsky.social
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 2h
Do you love it when I post content like this? Want to see more videos of me dancing, cooking, reading or just being little ol whimsical me? Would you join a secret club? A club so secret, only 8 members are allowed? My members only page is coming soon, to a device near you.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 3h
Turns out hiking a mountain once a week, for 4 months does indeed do wonders for one’s physique.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 3h
Hot girls wear bordelle while reading smut
Could poke an eye out You can tell by Faye’s great ass that she’s been eating a lot of steak and hiking a lot of mountains.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 6h
Spending this gloomy afternoon cuddled up on the couch with a book. I’d love to take this party over to the macrame swinging chairs at bota bota… Should any gentlegenies out there be looking to grant a wish 👀
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lately life has been handing me too many lemons.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve got the cure for your mid week blues
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s been a while since anybody bought me a gift 🥺 Somebody should fix that…
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 29/09/2026
let’s have Grand Feelings
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need a new autumn/winter scent. YSL’s Black Opium has been my go to for years and Aubé grown bored of it. I’m looking for something that smells like the colour burgundy, with notes of vanilla with a hint of a the forest floor. Perfume connoisseurs, I’d appreciate your input!
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remnants of twenty- four utterly enchanting hours
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lately I’ve been really into learning things that would make me an apocalypse team asset. ie: different knots and how to tie them, all about plants, from their medicinal properties to how to tell time/ location in a forest, using trees. Also, I can do 5 1/2 pull-ups.
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mattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how I’m tryin to be
me
the trials
the tribulations 
man being kissed by two women
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pssssst, by the way… I’m a full time Torontonian again as of October…
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How I behave while you’re making us breakfast
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I read a book a week this summer! (Some weeks I got it up to two) Which is a new record for me, personally. Even as a lifelong, avid reader, I’m mad impressed with myself for this.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been on a real sweet potato kick these days
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How I behave while you’re making us breakfast
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Been busy looking hot as hell while having the best summer of my life.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sounds like a great idea! #BookSky
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This summer has been all about: reading a book a week, eating well, walking TONS, travelling to new cities with old lovers, being one of the local cafes first customers and being one of the clubs last dancers 🧚‍♀️
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Commissioned a beloved artist friend of mine to paint a portrait of my beloved cat. Can’t wait to show you guys when it’s done!
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I recently started collecting DVDs. You know, I’m a sucker for home entertainment in the best available quality. Cowboy Bebop - the series - not the movie- is how I began the collection.
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝙿𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚔 💀☕📚🍂🎨🐈‍⬛ @andy-paciorek.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Been busy looking hot as hell while having the best summer of my life.
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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
All I need in this life of sin (heatwaves caused by greedy companies lack of care for the environment) is me and my girlfriend (a modest A/C unit)
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cooking on an open fire is so ✨primal✨
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Posting but in ghost mode. I’m filling my cup back up and will get to correspondences when I can overflow back into you. 💙
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sometimes you gotta lay under a tree on a hot summers day listening to Transatlanticism by Death Cab while thinking of your first big love. I’m a sucker for a little summertime nostalgia ✨
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spending this week with the trees. Be back soon 🧚🏼‍♀️
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Triple the fun
could you handle three Faye’s?
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I have to get one good night of dancing in before I leave the continent.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Another day, another European city
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Asked the bar tender last night to charge my phone and when I went to collect it he says “that’s a really beautiful cat you have” But my lock screen picture is possibly the most menacing photo I’ve taken of him 🤣
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
HELL YEAH CANADA!!!!
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Criminal behaviour being recommended the clubs I attended tonight, after specifically asking for techno/elektro. Then I show up at both and they’re playing f***ing flo rida. CRIMINAL! JAIL TIME! HOW THE FUQ? TECHNO WHERE? 😔
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I also love that I’m racially ambiguous enough that no matter wherever I am in Europe I pass for most nationalities and 9/10 times people will speak to me in the language of the country I’m visiting. And I usually know just enough of said language to keep up the rouse.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can I just say, it’s incredible to do europe without a black eye. Thank you to all the gods for protecting me this round.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s so lovely to meet other Canadians abroad, like oh hello how you doing homie? Shall we head to the pub together? And the answer is always yes.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The heatwave in Europe is absolutely ungodly My boob sweat is out of control 😅
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My quitting smoking journey has come full stop being in europe but, that’s entirely okay. It’s be a shame to not indulge when the tobacco is so good and there are ashtrays on every single table. Plus, everyone knows cigarettes after 3 glasses of wine/ accompanied by espresso don’t count.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My date and I went to see some live jazz last night and it was SO bad, I turned over to give him a raised eye brow and he had his hand over his mouth to stop from laughing, which nearly made me spit take beer from my nose. truly it was a wonderful bonding moment we laughed about it for hours
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hotels with late breakfast have a special place in my heart
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
currently trying on all my fits for my return to europe for all my friends and J think I might have to gather them everytime I need to leave the country
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Woke up late, slowly dragged myself to the gym. As a reward, I’m getting poutine for lunch. After I scarf that down, I’ll read my new book during a hot stone pedicure. And then I’ll return home to do some admin while listening to the records I picked up in London.
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lounging around on a couch near you
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lounging around on a couch near you
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
they try to keep me down but they cant. im extremely buoyant
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Faye Greene @whorticulturee.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Got to chatting with some people at the pub about William Blake and they suggested I watch this Jim Jarmush film that Neil Young made the score for; starring Jonny Depp as Billy Blake. The film is called DeadMan and it’s completely reignited my love of b&w movies.
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