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Book 44 of 2026: Switzy This was my third read from the Booker Prize longlist. I’m surprised it wasn’t shortlisted! This book was one of the more difficult reads for me because of the subject matter (aging and death) but well worth it. Emma Cline might be one of the best young novelists right now

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 3h

Happy 1st birthday to Little Black Dress, the best escort agency in the GTA, nay, in all of southern ontario! And to many more 🎶🥳

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 20h

Really want to watch that elizabeth holmes/nathan fielder doc in theatres but it’s three hours long and idk if my bladder can handle that because tonight during a standard two hour movie I thought it was gonna explode (the movie was Primetime and I highly recommend it)

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 22h

I would love to buy a suede handbag but I am terrified that some guy will touch it with his sweaty/greasy/lube or cum stained hands. With leather, that’s fine but if it happened with suede I would scream so loud people in the next room would think I’m being murdered. Should I buy it? (Convince me)

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Started reading my next book today but I didn’t have to pay for it because I was gifted an amazon.ca gift card 🥰 a very special thank you to the client who got this for me! Now my next few reads are covered

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The gentleman of the evening is an investment banker? Good thing I came prepared with my small condoms. Oh sorry, “snug fit” condoms (that’s the politically correct term for them now)

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

probably drug dealers have this stuff too. if your job is semi- to very-illegal and you’re discouraged from discussing it in polite company your professional resources are limited to whatever the broad lending you her curling iron says about the science of closing sales

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As someone who has both worked with an agency and was on sp twitter for years and talked to dozens of sw (if not more), I agree with this 😂 the funny thing is there really are no rules for success in sw

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Men on the internet that leave horny replies or randomly send horny messages are like those guys that used to call from private numbers and breathe heavily into the phone. You guys are so scary, please leave me alone 😭😭

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Book 43 of 2026: May We Feed The King This is my second read from this year’s Booker Prize Longlist (this one was actually shortlisted). First off this cover art is SO ADORABLE. The pic of the cat stealing the meat along with the title at the top makes it sound like the cat is the king 😂😍

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wish people who are scared of taking the ttc knew that most of the train is people minding their business reading books Aaaahhhhh people enjoying a good book aaahhhh literacy aaahhh

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reconnecting with clients I saw in the before times (pre-pandemic) is one of my favourite things. I’m very lucky to have had some amazing experiences with clients that set the bar very high and I’m luckier to be seeing them again after so long ♥️

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My kink is watching guys at the gym look like they’re having an existential crisis as they stare off into space in between sets

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

And so as one toronto sports team‘s blue jerseys come off and are put back in storage (blue jays), another toronto team’s blue jerseys are put back on (leafs). As always, I’m available to lick away your tears from the many losses you will face this season. I am so considerate and always here for you

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’d like to update my theory on what’s going on with these two: I still think trump thinks mamdani might gift him a jet or something because he’s a muslim man with a beard and therefore obviously a saudi prince or something but I also think mamdani knows this so he’s playing it to his advantage

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ring ring, single condo dwelling men of Toronto, your hot and fresh pussy delivery is waiting to get buzzed up to your shoebox condo along with the other food delivery guys

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Book 42 of 2026: The Vivisectors This is my first read from the Booker Prize longlist for this year and it features campus politics VERY heavily. Because I haven’t stepped foot on a university campus in over a decade, much of the culture war stuff went over my head but that’s ok! I still loved it

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Asking me if I do “interactive duos” is like asking me if I have sex with clients. Ya think?? 😂

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s a little bit of a red flag to me when guys ask for an “interactive duo” because in my experience, it means they had a bad duo and now they’re trying to make up for it by having a duo where the girls work overtime and honestly, I’m scared 😅

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Good girl” “bad girl” “good boy” “bad boy” sometimes I really feel like I’m working at an animal shelter

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Update on the 26/27 season of sportsball watching while having sex: I have already had sex with an NFL game playing in the next room and it was one of the first of the season. And, yes, it was with a Canadian. NFL team in Toronto when??

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ALYX | Chicago . Dallas/Frisco 10/12-10/14 @thealyxchicago.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kissing is a nuanced art form, not a combat sport.

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

September aka the wild west of fashion: a sea of windbreakers but also two parkas and a few mini-sundresses that would be perfect on a hot summer day. There is no law, no order in early fall/late summer fashion, only the confusing combo of goose pimply skin from the cold breeze and random pit stains

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Men with a totally normal sized dick are like “I don't know if you can handle this BIG DICK. It‘s so BIG and you’re so TINY. It’s TOO BIG for you.” Meanwhile men who have actual big dicks can only muster a sheepish smile anytime I even hint at how big it is lol

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Whenever I am having sex with a massive dick I think that must be how childbirth feels like. Oh wait the baby’s going back in again. Ok yeah I get it, I wouldn’t want to be born into this world either...wait now it’s coming out again…no, back in…out, in, out, in, out hmm 🤔

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I cannot wait for it to be fashionable to be a ho again. We had a moment in the 2010s before tradwifery took over during the panny and I have felt the social shift in attitudes ever since. What a boring time in the culture we find ourselves living in!

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Notable: I was working for most of my social media break and I was still getting new clients talking about how they liked this account! Thank you for your service, bluesky 🫡 also I see that there’s people adding me to toronto fssw starter packs lmao. It feels like 2010s sp twitter fr!

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Book 41 of 2026: No Longer Human This is one of those acclaimed classics that makes me wonder what I’m missing. But then I think what is more classic than a depressed misogynist who treats women and sw poorly then complains about how his life is shit? Some hobbyists might be able to relate lmao

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Book 40 of 2026: Picnic at Hanging Rock I have enjoyed both the film and stage adaptations of this so I decided to read the original novel and I’m pleasantly surprised that it is more violent and haunting than the adaptations!

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Book 39 of 2026: Fruit Fly I finally read a satire that isn’t about influencers! This is for those who have a dark sense of humor and think it’s interesting how many bestsellers are about the queer experience but are written by straight women while queer authors don’t get the same recognition

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Book 38 of 2026: Life Of M If you are tuned into the literary world, you might already know that this novel is about an actress who is Natalie Portman. She’s never named but there’s a long description of her role in Black Swan. However, this is not the hit piece the media makes it seem it is

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Book 37 of 2026: Dear Monica Lewinsky When I read this blurb, I could not stop laughing because the premise is so hilarious & creative! Unfortunately, the execution not so. You’d think the focus would be on the affair she had but it’s more about the other students in the study abroad program (yawn)

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Book 36 of 2026: The Divines Did you have a tumultuous high school experience and find yourself recounting what went wrong? Are you sure your memory isn’t deceiving you? This is about how subjective formative experiences can be and how memory can’t always be trusted

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Whoopsies, I just went on an unintentional social media break for a month and now you guys are gonna get a bunch of book reviews 🤭🫢

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Is it just me transforming into a cougar or do guys in their 20s these days look way hotter than millennial guys looked in their 20s? (Yes, I know they’re still immature and douchey but dating a hot immature douchey guy is very different than dating a not-hot one lol)

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Book 35 of 2026: New Skin This is one of the funniest satires I’ve read in a while. Like, literally laugh out loud funny. I like the way it satirizes the beauty industry and how outrageous competitive reality tv is but it unfortunately fell flat in the last part

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Somebody requested a booking for 9am…lmao…guys, I live by myself and do sw specifically because I do NOT want to have any human interaction that early in the day

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Book 34 of 2026: Strange Girls So happy I stumbled across this cuz it’s the kind of book I was looking for when I asked for recommendations for books from south asians that don’t revolve around family drama lmao. Yes, I know my brown sisters can be taken out of the kitchen if we just believe! 😂

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Ali @alisouthhams.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Courtesy of Hats on Cats 🤣 #solareclipse

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Book 33 of 2026: Kitten Obviously what drew me in was the adorable cover and the description really sold it. I am obsessed with cats so being consumed with love for a cat seems like a normal and healthy thing to me! I loved that the cat was a legit character in this with her own unique personality

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Finance bros vs. tech bros: which one gives better dick? Competition inside my pussy to crown the winner

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When I’m licking and sucking on one ball too much, I can feel the other ball feeling left out because I am an empath ♥️

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Book 32 of 2026: In Wonderland This is the closest thing I’ve had to a beach read so far this year. It’s also been a while since I‘ve read a coming-of-age story (not having read much when I was coming-of-age myself, I was too cool for that lol)

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The way sw advertise is a reflection of what is considered attractive in society or in whatever place they’re advertising in. That’s why there’s sw that are 30+ that advertise as being in their 20s. A lot of men think women who are 30+ are old and therefore unattractive. Not all, obviously, but many

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

An older guy booked me with his hot younger girlfriend and I started thinking this was an economic boom times indicator as I had these type of bookings all the time in the halcyon days of the 2010s lmao but then I remembered that rich dudes can always do this kind of fun stuff lmao

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If you grew up in Toronto or the surrounding areas (NOT other parts of southern Ontario, just the GTA lol), did you live in a neighborhood (and therefore go to a school) where there were people MOSTLY of your own ethnic/racial group or was there a mix of different ethnicities/races?

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Valet Parker * Las Vegas @valetparker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sex work is exploitative is a cute theory until you realize that ignoring labor laws in tech, fast food, and gig apps is somehow fine.

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

So much of the stigma sw face comes from people‘s negative views towards their own and other peoples sexualities and thinking there’s something dirty and wrong with sex. I really feel like society would change so much if we let go of this shame

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Isys @isysmeows.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A part of me wants to tour these kinds of places so badly so I can explore their seedy underbelly and get paid while doing it (in my deluded head I would be like a sexy girl version of Sherlock Holmes). But I already know these tours would be a fail cuz the guys wouldn’t pay the deposit lmao

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