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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out

@whiteshoes30.bsky.social
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Originally from Syracuse, stuck in C. Florida. Skiing, MTB, Phish, Goose, Wilco, 710 and my dog. 🌹

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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 16h
Suck a fart outta my ass, pal.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Me, perpetually whining to my friend about how I keep putting off getting a haircut and how I’m about done being all shaggy and I’m fucking SICK of it Him, hearing me out, knowing that we’re both going to be dead sooner than we want and it will definitely feel too soon.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Get his ass, Mr. Frank.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Derek Guy's one of history's finest poasters.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're going to really push it the next couple weeks. They believe that if they can provoke a mass movement, with fires and broken windows, etc in the streets against some atrocity or another, that opinion will swing their way. I'm not here to say don't react, just that this is their final play.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't expect this to get any traction, but I have a pair of 2-night floors for goose in Pittsburgh that I'd love to trade for a pair 2-night seats. I've got a knee situation, and after being in the car all day from Charlottesville, and with Rochester still to come, I'm wanting to not stand...
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let's just move those Huntsville shows to Greenville or Charlotte. It makes perfect sense (because I'm directly between the two for work this week).
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Thriller video. I saw it at my friend's place. I threw up all over my shirt. I'll take this opportunity to remind you that it was scary as hell. I was 4.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Going, in person, to an NFL game is *easily* the worst fan experience of any sport on earth. Nothing happens because it's ALWAYS a tv timeout, you're surrounded by the worst people in the country, and it costs about as much as a destination wedding. The fucking pits.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
555 is cool.
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand
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Drew but 10/5/26 Simple @drewphish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes I think the internet was a mistake. And then one meme can restore my faith in the entire medium.
Using this scale, how much do you like dogs?

It then shows a scale from 0 to 10 with Kristi Noem at 0 and Kash Patel at 10.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's been a while since Woke Pope took a run at the diaper shitheel. Let's get that cranked up again.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess I missed when “we” were doing that. His art rips, though.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is going to be SOMETHING. The trailer is wild in the most unnerving way.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bingo.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welp, that was about as much fun as I’ve ever had in my life. What an atmosphere.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm in Germany. I kept walking into shops today, and they were all playing Dolly Parton. Finding out the "why" of the matter...I'll just say that the good news is welcome to come any time it wants to.
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I started my PhD program with an eight week old at home, sole income being my doctoral stipend, in a history program, in Knoxville, TN. And every month we got a new book to read to my son, free, mailed to us, so my kid, my kids, grew up in rooms full of books even when I had no money. That's Dolly.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Last picture I took, period.
A big ole fancy building in Munich. I’m sure I should remember what it’s called, but I was up all night and I’m here alone with nobody to ask.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
pigeons can recite poetry even when they’re stoned it’s called haiku
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't see the connection.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This guy gets me.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m 45. I’ve been an avid reader my whole life. They didn’t teach Vonnegut at my high school, so I never got to it. I bought a copy of Slaughterhouse-Five at Northshire in Manchester, VT today (IYKYK). I’m on page 9. I’ve never read 9 pages and loved them like this. This some good-ass cheese.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is the kind of shit people you went to the prom with post on Facebook.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My friend’s parents both were managers at McDonalds. He had a batting cage at his house.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Nobody on earth hates baseball more than the creeps tasked with “running” the sport and the parasites holding the contracts to broadcast it. Nobody.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nicorette patches worked for me.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Our friend here made Life: But Chips. This is gonna be huge in a few years and nobody's gonna believe me at the camp where we make shoes.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally the Wu Tang Clan can talk about baseball
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Love The Wood Brothers. Glad to see them branching out. Touring life is tough.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
@grok is this real?
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I see that phish finally announced the Outrun Magdalena ‘26 tour.
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Shivvers in Fear 🙀 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 01/08/2026
just sharing something a friend sent me for no reason
HEY TWEAKERS!
MY NAME IS FLOCKY!
I CONTAIN:
2 GRAMS GOLD
COPPER
2 Lbs.
THAT'S WORTH MORE THAN 3300.5
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The answer is to move the rubber back a foot or two. Historically, the league has made little alterations to the ball. Juicing and de-juicing it, but if they juice it, that clown in New York is gonna hit 80 home runs (before getting run out of the playoffs by an 81-win team).
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I subsidize white phosphorus and personal helicopters that I'll never use, you empty, parasitic fucks.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
🚨NERD ALERT🚨
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me overcoming my demons.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A cool example of actual exponential growth in the wild for any tweens out there. You see, the first post was very good, the rebound put-back made it technicolor.
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Chop @chopaganda.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
One more post and I’ll get off my soapbox. A common feeling among fans is “I don’t want politics in music. I want the space to be inclusive of all.” Sure, but that’s how you get white supremacists feeling emboldened to be themselves at the shows. Feels like a good excuse to post this:
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The 9,000 blown out golf bros scattered throughout Fenway must be in absolute shambles right now. Reading about Pats training camp on their phones, etc.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good thread.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Post of the week. Possibly of the month.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
youtu.be/ofnCdC8P70g?... Ah shoot. Crying at work. This is beautiful.
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The Life of Death
YouTube video by Marsha Onderstijn
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Shout out to my ex-girlfriend from like 15 years ago who later told me that "The beginning of the end was when you said Jared Leto was a piece of shit". Say hi you your husband the cop for me, bozo!
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This shit rules.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Seen And Unseen with the recliner and lamp tonight come on do it.
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I'm Checkin' 'Em Out @whiteshoes30.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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