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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!

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She/her, GenX 🇬🇧 🏴‍☠️ Help I can’t get these pirates out of my head. SaveOFMD. 🔞 I own 1/2 ze pyramid 🤡

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OFMD Kinktober 2026! @ofmdkinktober.bsky.social · 6h
Day 1 is here! #OFMDKinktober Today’s prompts are: exhibitionism, piss and immobilisation 💦 Feel free to quote or reply with your fills!
Image: Stede and Jack standing and pissing next to each other in OFMD S1E8. 

Text: 1st 

Exhibitionism 
Piss
Immobilisation
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The beauty
Ed Teach (OFMD S2e2) leaning against the door of Stede’s cabin with the hallway beyond. He has his hair pulled back and looks delectable (though unhinged).
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Long live #ofmd
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
best friends Ed & Stede go on a walk & get caught in a rain storm. They try to make a shelter but are so wet they run back to the car. Laughing they strip off their shirts, & Stede’s looking like a wet puppy and shivering & Ed can’t help himself. ‘C’mere’ he says and folds Stede into his arms…
A half arsed attempt at a shelter (various sticks and logs pushed up against a fir tree).
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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|4️⃣2️⃣🌰🅰️🦊|🔞acc #SaveOFMD @4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, the final stretch!! Let’s give it one last push and find out what kind of gift Stede has prepared for Ed 👀 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #furry
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You n e v e r sailed with Blackbeard.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There it is. The spoils of battle! Woohoo.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crew! Is ‘killing with kindness’ a much used phrase? I can’t say I’ve really heard it before OFMD. One of my new team casually dropped that into conversation today and I’m wtf? Do I have a pirate ? 🏴‍☠️ Think I might have to drop some lines and see whether I catch a fishie
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For those interested in how dictionaries are made, as well as the secret lives of the apparently ordinary words we use, may I recommend this podcast? It’s made by two colleagues at the Oxford English Dictionary who really know their stuff. rss.com/podcasts/lex...
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The OED’s September update enters the twerpy mountweazel timeline | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
Why do we love the mountweazel (and what is it)? Who was the original twerp? How did timeline constitute a two-for-one bargain? Join editors Fiona McPherson and Craig Leyland as they dive into some of...
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OFMD Whumptober 🏴‍☠️ @ofmdwhump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whumping starts a week tomorrow! Any WIPs you'd like to share? 👀 #OFMDWhumptober
A textured dark grey background with the words ofmd whumptober in the top left corner, wip wednesday in the middle, and @ofmdwhump.bsky.social and #OFMDWhumptober at the bottom. There is a faded white gun putting out pink sparks at the side
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👀 Bottom Stede Week 👀 @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're baaaaaack! (almost) Info coming soon, but for now I will leave you with this 🤲🏻🪢
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and zees are?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean. It's true.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stab me.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just caught up with the hockey show (yes I’m soooo late). thoughts…Overkill on the naked bums, why do they only wear black boxers, that fast head bobbing during oral will give you whiplash. Would watch more of Kip/Scott as that was gorgeous. Soundtrack was fab. I’m old enough to be their mothers
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ooh Pirate mail! Thank you @kaddele.bsky.social what a lovely gift! So cute and the envelope was full of little fishies 🐟🐠
A hand holding 2 postcards (one of Stede and one of Jeffrey! Fettering!)
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AU for you @ourflagimplodes.bsky.social
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Jenny ❤️ 🏴‍☠️ ➡️WeeCon2026! @routinesardine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hmm found this review when checking my booking account... #innkeepersweek
a picture of a (fake) review in the style of a well known hotel booking website. 
navy blue banner, with "your reviews" in white text. 
picture of the "inn" from Our flag means death.

Jeff's in by the Sea 8.5 
Very good

green smiley face; recently renovated room, excellent linens. good location for the beach. breakfasts were varied!

black sad face; no kettle in the room to make tea. a bit noisy at night
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#innkeepersweek #ofmd More reviews from the guestbook ‘Exceeded my expectations! A delight! Will recommend! Was lovely to see you again Stede! yours Jeffrey Fettering! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘For 10 doubloons I did not expect to have to share my bed with a goat’ ⭐️ ‘What IS that fucking smell?’ ⭐️
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#innkeepersweek #ofmd reviews from the inn’s guestbook ‘Minging’ ⭐️ ‘I fear the inn is possessed of a demon, for all the moaning and wailing coming out of the room next to mine all night’ ⭐️ ‘Daring to criticise the fish at dinner should not result in threats of violence good sirs’ ⭐️
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OFMD Innkeepers Week @innkeepersweek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of tomorrow's prompts is "Reviews". So why not take part and write a short (one word will do!) inn review? Are the beds okay? Do the innkeepers keep making out instead of looking after the guests? 5 stars, 0 stars? We eagerly await your thoughts tomorrow. #innkeepersweek #ofmd
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Time to get this back on your feed I think 😌 #ofmd
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All my fave swears
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1 day to go, crew! And we are just 1 entry away from hitting £300!
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I need her back 🏴‍☠️
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#innkeepersweek Ed definitely has a little bell on the front desk
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wonderful fuckery. Scared the pants off me.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve got so much new & updated fic to catch up on but right now I’m re-reading @kalansphantomff.bsky.social Becoming Real and hoo boy it’s as gut wrenching and hot as the first time I read it. This will forever be a favourite
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ed Teach speech bubble
Ed & Stede OFMD S2e8.  During the wedding scene, Ed is glancing over to Stede and taking in an eyeful of that glorious chest.
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
3 days to get your entries in! We're up to £240 raised so far! Can we get it to £300?
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Useless focking fockers.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Eeeee went boot shopping with Mr W and I saw these men’s leather brogues and they were in the sale, they had my size and were an extra 20% off and in a dark racing green so yay to meeeeeeee!
A pair of dark green leather lace up brogues.
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Hugovicius 🐇 @hugopm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
do any of my artist friends have an existing drawing of a deer that they'd want to contribute to the audioseries?
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have a West Country English rhotic accent but will apparently fit in quite nicely in Rhode Island. Couple of really different things though - I call woodlice gramfy gravies which is very specific to my Somerset home town. I also call plimsolls, daps and had a dap bag for school. I love language
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Send Eds, Stedes or crew of choice 🏴‍☠️ I’ve been problem solving all week at work and I’m bloody knackered
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This beauty
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Kevin Bacon & Fred Ward: Fuck You!
Alt: Kevin Bacon & Fred Ward in Tremors. ‘Fuck You!’
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stede stabbed me once. I had to make him do it. He's so fragile.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On this fabulous #dickfuckday we should also consider just how much liquid Stede can hold in his mouth 😉
Stede (OFMD s1e4) dressed in Ed’s leathers he has a very full mouthful of rum to spit on the lantern.
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Bekah @makingoceansounds.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy #dickfuckday! Here is my badly drawn contribution.
Badly scribbled drawing of Izzy and Ed from OFMD. Black ball point on lined paper. It's shit but that's what I can do.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#dickfuckday Behold ! a very small Iz and an Ed (sort of)!
A very bad line drawing of Izzy and Ed on this blessed Dickfuck day!
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rose🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 just vibing @roflad.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's never living it down. Happy #DickfuckDay #ofmd
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you fancy a fine fabric?
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love Ed’s Bristol accent in this scene
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That'd be lovely! Yes, just give us a smidge to tidy up!
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
British bank holiday tradition = i am camping in the rain 🌧️🌧️⛺️⛺️. Eating ice cream too.
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jeff. The accountant.
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Rowan 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈|👓🪨🛟🌌|🔞 @littlefingies.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BLESS Settings > privacy and security
Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations
Bluesky will not show your posts in the Discover feed (except to your followers) and will ask other apps not to show your posts in their own algorithmic recommendations.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Was thinking we could all do with a Rhysie wink 🏴‍☠️💜
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Rhys Darby in Our Flag Means Death
Alt: Rhys Darby as Stede in Our Flag Means Death giving a heartwarming wink to camera.
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Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴‍☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie! @whitebeam1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@everyatom.bsky.social It’s a yes to Dan S in November! Tickets booked. I’ll be there (with the other half).
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