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Michael Féaux-Wood

@whistlecraft.bsky.social
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Britain's Sleepiest Man. Dance like this nobody's watching, Skeet like nobody's reading.

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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Do you think that Freemasons look on Rotatarians in the way that, say, Black Sabbath fans regard fans of Linkin Park?
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Make a War Film rubbish The Gnus of Navarone
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Hoon @hoon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Guess who’s pissed off by the loss in right wing bot traffic?
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sure, I'll realise I've forgotten something absolutely crucial to my serious cineaste persona.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was telling my.stepson about the Cornish Miner's tradition of leaving a crust for the 'Knocker' and managed to coin the phrase 'Knockers like Cornish Pasties'. #folklore
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watching How the Tudors Lost Their Heads on Disney+ but had to stop, despite my respect for Prof S Lipscomb, because the music is so awful that it makes it impossible to enjoy. The makers were obviously terrified that people would be bored so they've drenched it in Final Battle theme from the off.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The AI Highland Coo may soon be endangered by overpopulation.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Getting married tomorrow. Nothing wry, topical or sardonic about that, so here's a poster of some Monkey Tennis coming soon to Buxton Opera House.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I'd use Bluesky more if I didn't always have to type in a Bluesky way.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Pareidolia
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So did Paul Young really live in a hat?
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Kevin Eldon as King of Hobbies, Simon Quinlank. You can drink your weak lemon drink now, or save it for later. #kevineldon
The Actor Kevin Eldon in the role of King of Hobbies Simon Quinlank
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Pope Leo, you're just in a slump!"
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've noticed that there's a lot of songs that share bits of melody with the Toys'R'Us advert. I am going to find them all and then maybe do something about it. Here's one youtu.be/j8fHNdrZTSI?...
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thanks to my colleague playing Smooth Radio at work, my knowledge of Electric Dreams by Phil Oakley and Giorgio Moroder is now complete. They can stop playing it now. Please
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kyrgyzstan is on the verge of passing a law that would block people from updating their identity documents, restrict medical care, and limit how parents can support their own children. This affects real families. Sign now: a.allout.org/s/vdMXm/
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Kyrgyzstan is about to deny people their basic rights
A new law would prevent people from updating their identity documents, block medical care, and restrict parents from supporting children who do not conform to state-defined rules. This is a human rights emergency. Add your name.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1) The fever dreams about enormous and tiny objects I'd have when I was ill 2) The landing outside my bedroom at night 3) The siren at the hospital a mile away 4) When the Wind Blows
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Sunnydelighto)))
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m҉a҉r҉i҉a҉n҉o҉🇲🇽🇵🇷 @omrgo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He just killed that man
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whoooo! PERIOD OF NATIONAL FUCKIN' REFLECTION!! FUCK YEAHHHH!
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I support the RNLI, but I still think it was massively tasteless of them to sponsor the cross that Jesus died on.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do something nice for everyone whilst also upsetting one of the world's shittest men. gofund.me/69f4cbff1
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Donate to Buy A New RNLI Hovercraft - The Flying Farage, organized by Simon Harris
I am trying to raise enough money to buy a new lifesaving hovercraft for th… Simon Harris needs your support for Buy A New RNLI Hovercraft - The Flying Farage
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Argentina's president- if you like your Johnny Cash with a pinch of Gary Glitter
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Cardiacs Godspeed You! Black Emperor Melt Banana Mika Vainio The Skatalites Orbital Väsen Humcrush Guided by Voices Beastie Boys
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hoping Cheeto Hitler will say something bad about Dolly. That'll be the end for him.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Megs Jenkins. Pencil on paper 2026
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It should be replaced with Sylvanian Fannies. news.stv.tv/scotland/his...
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Historic 200-year-old 'Treenis' landmark being chopped down
Scottish Forestry said the wood had reached the end of its life and was experiencing 'significant windblow'
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Whenever I'm down or depressed, I think of the lyrics to Side by Travis "We all try hard to live our lives in harmony/ For fear of falling swiftly overboard/ But life is both a major and a minor key" Fucking hilarious!
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Jake Sparks @jsparks7s.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"The rich man is projecting. When he calls others parasites and vermin and other words meant to strip them of their humanity, he understands on some level that he is talking not about some hated poor black or brown person, but about himself." Damn, @dennycarter.bsky.social nails it again.
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Richard Brooks @thebrookso.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is amazing. youtu.be/qT_TO_GWgj0?...
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Sooty and Sweep - Sweep goes Punk, So it Goes 1977, Anthony H Wilson, Buzzcocks, Matthew Corbett
YouTube video by putdownthehandbook
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Without downloading new pics, What's it like dating you?
A ham, cheese and lettuce sandwich
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/08/2026
Walking around a food festival in the park when @valleyguitarist.bsky.social starts giggling at this WELL SHIT ALIEN PIZZA
A photo of a food stall with the url www.welshitalianpizza.co.uk written on the side
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I guess we have to give credit to Boy George for his conviction. After all, he felt for their plight so badly that he was willing to ask AI to write a song about it.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Back to the good old days of doing something I love and do well and getting about 5 likes for it across all the socials.
A surreal portrait of a couple in Regency costume. The man has a tricorn hat and a large hunting rifle. There is a Komodo dragon at his feet. The woman has a tiny head and feet and is wearing a voluminous dress.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still love this one... 😄
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I picked up almost as much from the library as I did from school—real history, not that polished nonsense we were fed!
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Peter Sellers. Graphite on paper. 2026. Next I'll have a go at drawing a lady. I've seen a few around and about so I reckon it should be easy. #portrait #petersellers #classiccomedy
A pencil portrait of Peter Sellers wearing thick-rimmed glasses and a tie.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Basil Radford and Naunton Wayne as Charters and Caldicott. Pencil on paper. #hitchcock
Basil Radford as ChartersNaunton Wayne as Caldicott
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Nathan Daniel Hernandez @natedhernandez.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I do enjoy comfort watching Villages By The Sea: seeing Ben Robinson exclaim at the discovery of a lintel, and delivering his bits to camera in the posture of a waiter saying that they're afraid that the pizza oven isn't working today.
Archaeologist Ben Robinson standing in front of an estuary.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Why can I only hear the names of all these in Brian Butterfield’s voice?
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nobody gives a fuck about you anymore, George O'Dowd
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
People who don't like my spoonerisms need to slut me some cack. #spoonerism
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@loremen.bsky.social I have been watching some classic inter-war thrillers lately. Last night I saw Night Train to Munich and I am dying to ask James if anyone's ever told him he looks like Rex Harrison.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love a good Saga: Snorri Flat-Nose fathering Umm the Steady and Tjorkild Elm-Kicker and all that, but the best thing about this one is that all the violence kicks off over some people going for a piss in a field.
The cover of the Penguin Classics edition of Eyrbyggja Saga
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If only one Seashell Owl existed, it would have to be this one.
An owl statuette made out of seashells sitting on a shelf in Oxfam.
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Richard Osman's new whodunnit franchise sounds very exciting.
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Give a robot some dignity, please
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Michael Féaux-Wood @whistlecraft.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Amused to hear podcast ads about streamlining my business (huh? Don't have a business) with AI "Whilst preventing AI threat". It's like "Improve your workplace with desk barbecues, whilst also dealing with the threat of fire from desk barbecues"
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