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Grim Up North

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Beautiful, only slightly mental

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Political terms that would also double up as great wrestler’s names: Triple lock Filibuster Black Rod Erskine May Hybrid Bill The Mace Manifesto Deputy Whip
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pathetic Casualling for our wedding anniversary last night. The destination was North Lincolnshire’s only Michelin starred gaff: Winteringham Fields. We take turns to keep the surprise and Mrs W sussed it out just as we turned on to the M18. Let’s go!
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
An hour show to say “up his nose”. Where’s the money gone? 😂
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Five Emperors New Clothes 1. Diane Morgan 2. Social shorts of poaching eggs in air fryers. 3. Football vloggers. 4. Ai slop 5. Trendy non-league football teams (yeah, YOU Didsbury & Chorlton and Dulwich fucking Hamlet).
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Having a right old giggle at our old mates York City making a sensational return to the EFL like a wheelie bin filling down a hill on fire. 😂 #oafc
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Recommendations of week-long Manchester Airport parking lads? 🤷‍♂️
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The life of a mobile DJ. Friday: dapper gent at his 80th. Lovely crowd. Played loads of ace 60’s, Motown & rock n roll. Chatted as I packed down. 👌 Saturday: 40th. She’d been on the piss since lunch. Staggered in, floods of tears. Threw up in the bogs. Party dead by 9:30pm. Home / brew: 11:30pm. 😂
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
My Spotify Discover Weekly playlist has smashed it this morning. How on earth do they manage to get it so bang on, the musician ripping off bastards? 🤷‍♂️
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ey, @theparisangel.bsky.social. Was at Lancs tonight. What a shambles they are. 😂
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Innit #oafc
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Kaptain Kopter @kaptainkopter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hydration Break
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hydration Break
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Hobbesy @leonhobbes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Dixon telling Kane where he should’ve aimed that shot. Like Dick van Dyke telling Fred Dibnah about chimneys.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’ll blow over. 😏
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ooh @neiltague.bsky.social. Gas (a) last match for a promotion party
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Sigma Male Face Meme
ALT: Sigma Male Face Meme
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hydration Break
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Who’s the dirty bastard team at the World Cup? It’s usually Paraguay or Uruguay. Got to be one of those still, hasn’t it?
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@harrymcnally.bsky.social Did you know Nigel Cabourn passed away today Col?
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This Tom Hanks Second World War doc is good, albeit, I’m learning nothing new about it. Hopefully a generation look at it as their World At War.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I think there’s a bit of trouble up in Belfast on the grapevine, lads.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Is there bigger depreciation of a musician than Lawrence? A canon of pure brilliance with Felt and now he’s churning out plinky plonk pish as Mozart Estate. It’s like Morrissey bringing out Atmosphere by Russ Abbott after The Smiths.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A year on from one of the greatest days of my football life. I’ll never forget coming out and meeting dad outside Wembley (we were sat apart because he decided to go last minute), tears streaming down. Fucking amazing day. #oafc 💙
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
BBC Sounds has an “in concert” section. A 1990 Fleetwood Mac one’s on from Maine Rd. Ooh. Decent. They thanked their support: Hall & Oates. ‘What a gig’ I thought. Then it was sullied because they played nowt from Tango in the Night. Still bitter about Lindsey jacking it in I guess. Twats.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
White rabbit white rabbit white rabbit.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is SO good. 🥺🥰
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went to Burnley v Wolves today. The Reform v UKIP derby. Next time this will be a match in the Barclays will be 2037. 😂
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
* most or all
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Woke up to that insufferable wanker, John Robb waffling on 6Music to Hawkins. What a shit start to the week.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Saw the Super Furries this week at their return to the live environment. Away for 13 years and fucking aced it with a set with minimal filler. What a band. 🥰 #SFA #superfurry
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@theparisangel.bsky.social load of free Asahi at the Star & Garter this Thursday (pre SFA gig). I’ll be there from 6-ish so think the freebies will have gone by then. www.mancity.com/news/mens/ma...
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The Stones & Silva: City to open special pop-up pub celebrating club legends
Manchester City will honour the incredible careers of John Stones and Bernardo Silva with the opening of a special pop-up pub in the heart of Manchester city centre later this month.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ticket spare for Super Furry Animals at Llandudno a week on Thursday. And also a pair of standing at Manchester Apollo the Thursday after. Can prob chuck in a free lift to / from the Knutsford / Northwich area too if it sweetens the deal. All face value. share’s appreciated! #SFA #SFAOK #furries
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You know that national alarm they test on people’s phones occasionally. Should be for final frame deciders, penno shootouts and national emergencies.
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🦋 Amadeus @poenuttbutter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Your plate of scrub daddies my lady.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ooh some late, unexpected Easter chocolate is being broken up and distributed in chez Wheatabeat, readers. 👌
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Going from a battered 13 year old Astra to a year old electric Peugeot on Friday. It’ll be like Baron Von Richthofen getting into his brand spanking Messerschmitt Bf109 in 1940 had he not sloppily decided to drop down for some low hanging fruit above Flanders earlier.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/04/2026
Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
B&S last night. After what was a lie-in until about 1pm, the full “If You’re Feeling Sinister” run-through was staggeringly sublime and not viewed through my lens of exhaustion. Tip-top perfect!
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Going from battered 14 year old Astra to a full electric SUV this week, all being well. It’s going to be like my dad operating the microwave.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Belle & Sebastian last night. Such a solid, tight band now with fab patter. Aftershow disco nearly killed me too! Glad to bump into @harrymcnally.bsky.social and his tall pal walking in, after many years social mediaing. A belter, and the gig was ok too! 👌 Pic is my mate Alex, not HM.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Anyone for Belle & Sebastian tomorrow? I have a pair of spares going. Kindly price.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sort of want the Artimedis to crash in a fiery ball. I know, I’m a bad person. Soz.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Just watched that One Battle After Another fillum. Absolute stone cold classic. Haven’t loved a fillum as much in years.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Falklands Conflict Indian PM being assassinated Miners strikes Maradona’s hand of god Lockerbie disaster Kings cross fire Piper Alpha disaster Poll Tax Riots Thatcher leaving as PM The Dunblane Massacre Labour winning election Diana dying
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Don’t think there’s ever been as many ongoing wars simultaneously in my lifetime. What a depressing world we’re in right now.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Got this reply from my Arg footy post on that other site. The translation: “I'm like this, I want it raw and I got itttt it sucks our balls real good” 😂😂
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Kharg Island does sound like a Bond villain’s outpost tbf, so I think I’m behind an obliteration of that. But just leave it there.
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Grim Up North @wheatabeat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Car viewing when I get back at weekend. Going to slap on those lovely upgrades like a child picking desserts unsupervised at an all-inclusive. Cheers, Trump! 💣
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Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 07/04/2026
He doesn’t have dementia, it’s kind of insulting to people with dementia to keep saying that. He is massively capable compared to an actual dementia sufferer, that narrative really pisses me off. He is just an awful human who has fallen upwards to the point he can break the world for everyone.
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