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@wezeldog.bsky.social
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Creepy realistic life-size Lego minifig
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MFs look like they would try to negotiate a deal with Hans Gruber
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So no chance of WD40 Oreos?
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guessing that Atlanta was burned to the ground during the Civil War. The Calgary Flames NHL team was started in Atlanta.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Favorite is Geddy (not short for Gedward, I learned) There's the usual suspects but how about Tal and Julie?
Tal WilkenfeldJulie Slick
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going with synthetics (and stretching horror definition)
Roy BattyGort
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ReggieB can get fucked. "No one has supported Pokemon more in the past than us, helping distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guild Blade Runner, the Goth MM St Vincent, or Ibanez YY10 (long shot)?
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ours does the little synth thing under 20 mph but sounds like Godzilla charging its atomic breath when accelerating past 20
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 13/09/2026
Do Chatbots Dream of Electronic Shitposts?
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh yes youtu.be/InVcH_6gWYE?...
youtu.be
Unintentionally hilarious scene in Ark II
YouTube video by livewire242
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The codename 'M' is short for mustelid
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're all dead, Dave.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So "You'uns" and "youse guys" it is.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Back when 7-11 had a little arcades.
Dolly Parton posing with her pinball machine
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In defence of...slop
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Heh. I wonder what their take on Gonk is.
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
>WELL LET'S HOPE HE DOESN'T MAKE A VIDEO ESSAY
"Well, let's hope we don't cover him!"
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
do romulans all wear shoulder pads or do they have square shoulders
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cover for the movie All Dogs Go to Heaven. Except for those class traitors in the Paw Patrol has been added
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You play as The Princess of Pop: the game is KylieMinogue-like
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Foghorn Leghorn and Bugs were hit by the same IED and the surgeon could only save Bugs by stitching his head onto his feathered friend.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I saw a review that was one sentence: "Stallone chews a match"
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A Scrooge prequel? That's just The Ghost of Christmas Past! It's the second ghost! (third, if you count both muppet Marleys). If I wanted to watch an English boarding school child grow old and miserly while profiteering off the backs of the workers without any character growth, I'd follow Parliament
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
PHONE195.BMF
The cartoon image of a woman in a white top talking on the phone, holding a powder blue handset to her ear. With her cherry red lipstick, dark seductive eyes, and soft curves of cleavage showing, one wonders what was going through the head of Phil at Totem Graphics when he designed this clipart. Is this woman a flame from his past? An unrequited fantasy? Whom he was talking to late last night when he dialed a 1-900 number, blowing through $79 on his AmEx in the space of an hour? The same AmEx card that investigators find several years later on the floor of his kitchen, along with his driver’s license and passport? No, it is not. It’s Phil’s mother.
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Barak-Har Elkin @barak-har-elkin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You're in Texas, you see a brisket, Leon. What's that? You know what London Broil is? Of course Same thing
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
BRB. Inflating my shoes.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Poem by John Greenleaf Whittier but altered replacing hyacinths

If thou of fortune be bereft,
and in thy store there be but left
two loaves, sell one, and with the
dole, buy shrimps to feed thy soul.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy 100th, Mel Brooks.
The Woman yelling at a cat meme, but the woman is now Gene Wilder's Dr Frankenstein ("Fronkensteen!"), his friend is Terri Garr's Inga, and the cat is now Igor ("Eye-gor!"), who is sitting behind the table with a big smile on his face. The table in front of him is taken up by a large glass jar with a brain in it. The label on the jar reads: "DO NOT USE THIS BRAIN! ABNORMAL". For the sake of argument, the massive hand resting on the chair behind him belongs to Peter Boyle's Monster. Although Mel Brooks does not personally appear in this image, it would not exist without him.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Aliens vs Lego vs Duplo
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yep. Also corporate forced AI
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Stuart Margolin guest stars as weeping Angel
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Wow www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwjV...
youtube.com
Sam Altman is starting to panic
YouTube video by Mo Bitar
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Watchdog Progressive @watchdogprg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Off the beaten track.... Stevie Nicks donates $3m to medical school to recognize her voice doctor. Musician donated to USC to help create endowed chair to recognize Dr Joseph Sugerman, who treated her for years. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j...
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Stevie Nicks donates $3m to medical school to recognize her voice doctor
Musician donated to USC to help create endowed chair to recognize Dr Joseph Sugerman, who treated her for years
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Found the baker
Nissan with license plate that reads PSSNFRT
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Oliver Reed's Vulcan
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fender Jizz Bass
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Brooding crimson orbs
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Fourth Doctor Who style intro. Title is Does Tom Baker have a grandchild actor
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some of us were calling “homeland security” ominous in 2002 Some of us were right
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Picture of Star Trek Voyager. Title text is Spandex and heels are unifirms
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Poster for Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy band Disaster Area. Text at top is Performing LIve - The loudest plutonium rock band in the galacy featuring Hotblack Desiato - "the loudest noise of any kind at all. Text at bottom is list of planets from the series.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Vote blue so there'll be more than 9 Ohio Senate Dems to loudly and proudly support defaced American traitor flags for cops in neighborhoods ruled by HOAs
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Ohio Senate unanimously passes bill protecting 'thin blue line flag' in HOA communities
The bill would ban homeowners associations, civic associations and landlords from prohibiting residents from flying the thin blue line flag.
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wezeldog @wezeldog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Funny story for Joe: I worked with people with PhDs, AKA Doctors, at a pharmaceutical org and we all wore lab coats (white doctor coat to you) when running tests. Sometime they even wore those coats OUTSIDE the lab. Actually not a funny story.
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