iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Back on home turf! I interviewed you a few years back when your exhibition opened at Derby Museum and Art Gallery. Any chance of a repeat?

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Chris_MJ @chrismj199.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

ppl who make the argument that the earth has survived many drastic shifts in climate over the course of its existence are technically correct. our earth is wonderful at healing itself. the bit they live out is that while the earth continues, the majority of species living on it at the time do not

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Kudos to HMRC I know. Weird. Phoned up to GIVE THEM MONEY (missing NI years) and they told me not to bother because I’ll hit max in 6 years anyway. Cheers HMRC (your hold music and waiting time still sucks though)

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

One of my best friends in the world. He’ll be mortified!

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Lisa the Leftist @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Ingenious 😂 FFS

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Well I'll sleep better for that.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Never any need to apologise. When you're here you're glorious. When you're not here we just assume you're being glorious elsewhere!

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I tried that. It raised expectations I was unable to meet. I’ve gone back “Shambolic” after what I’ve decided to call “honest customer feedback”

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Do you review audiobooks by any chance ? Asking for a … oh who am I kidding?

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Martin Treanor @martintreanor.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Who am I to argue with the faerie folk - who demanded the audiobook for CURIOSITY AND THE CAT is OUT NOW! Get it at: tinyurl.com/msxsedma . . . or anywhere selling audiobooks 😁 #curiosityandthecat #faeries #fantasy #horror #books #veganauthor #gta6 #vegan #booklover #stephenking #GuillermoDelToro

Curiosity and the Cat audiobook is Out Now at all the usual audiobook salepoints

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10/05/2025

I think about this comic at least once a week

- I want things to be different
- *smashes everything*
- oh no

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Shame she’s not on here really. She is indeed metal as fuck.

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

No, I made the mistake of thinking "I'll just have a couple of glasses of that blackberry wine we forgot about in a demijohn for a decade and which has gone through about 9 fermentations and oh look there's the floor. Hello floor. I love you."

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

In my humble opinion one of the finest things to be is accidentally drunk I’ll let you figure out why I’ve chosen to say this at this time

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

"I'd like to not have to turn up or do anything in particular but I'd like to get regular positive feedback and get paid a LOT" Hit me

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I've known him for decades and he's a fine human. Then again I also write for a living so I suppose I would say that wouldn't I?

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

It's almost like he writes for a living...

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

My studio clock appears to be channeling Buddy Holly and I’m not sure I like its suggestion that this will, in fact, be the day that I…

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Just trying to bring a bit of levity in amongst all the heavity

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Now I want to build one. Sadly postage to Vermont may be prohibitive and there's at least 10% on top now of course 😞

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

And thus begins the two week slide from "Isn't this beautiful?" to "BLOODY PETALS ARE EVERYWHERE AGAIN!"

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Eagerly awaiting the results of this experiment as an alternative to my previously tried cures of rum and staring into space feeling guilty about not acheiving anything

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

"Draw me like one of your ginger girls"

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

So, let’s say I’m the posterior opening of the digestive tract, through which solid waste, or feces, is excreted. And I am located at the end of the rectum and is surrounded by two sphincter muscles that control the passage of stool. AITAH?

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Cate Young @ninjacate.blacksky.app · 11/04/2025

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Every so often our void just saunters across the room rolling his shoulders ... as if to remind us he's a 1/6th scale apex predator

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Like Marina (and I suspect we both have 25 years on you) I'm still waiting but it feels close I realise this is not the news you wanted to hear Also our profession does not lend itself naturally to mental comfort

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I mean to a certain extent I’m envious. To live in a world where THAT is the most important thing must be … nice?

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Can you share any tips on how you did that? I’m trapped!

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

In fairness you tend to start off all edgy and get to do all the exiting pretty bits early. Then by the time you get close to the end all you’ve got left is the boring bits and then it goes in a box and gets forgotten about so, it’s pretty accurate.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

After guns, healthcare and the bizarre Electoral College malarkey the tax system for individuals is up there with the most batshit bits about the US in the eyes of the rest of the world

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Elaine Wyatt @elainewyatt.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

BBC News - Comedian Russell Brand charged with rape www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Comedian Russell Brand charged with rape

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Hani 🎃 @hani-r.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Laser beans!

An image with the text "Because we all need it, here's what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball". Underneath are three images showing a cat's paw on a clear glass ball. Inside the ball, electric current creates a jagged laser line to the cat's paw. The cat looks on, intrigued.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Nero, our resident void, can vanish in a similar fashion on any black fabric or surface. When he moves it's like the xenomorph unravelling itself from the walls in Aliens. If he ever decided to use his power for evil we'd be toast.

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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

The cats own this house. That’s why the word homeowner has the word “meow” in it.

Green eyed bobtail looking very seriously at the camera.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Numbers are hard to come by but Great Ormond Street operate on one case a month and two children die a year on average. Total hospitalisations for all ingested objects was 228 in 2022 and represented a significant rise. I couldn't find the current number but now I'll have to because that's my life.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

My script at eleven began with "And an unexpected bonus of the move towards cashless payments" It masks the terrifying results of swallowing button cells (which are now more common than coins) but in this aspect it is good news.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The waiting was over. Revenge beckoned.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

It seemed perfectly sensible at the time, apart from the grazed knuckles and splinters and your face 4 inches away from the tarmac. It wasn't even a flat plate roundabout. It was one of the octagonal box ones with the narrow running boards. How I survived the 70's I've no idea.

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Wesley Mallin @wesleymallin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

My sister and I used to play "Dropped it picked it up" where you lay face down on the foot plate and whizz it round as fast as you can then drop a small stick and try to pick it up as it goes past. Borderline suicidal.

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