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Alexander / Somewhat coder, weeb / Male / 22yo / Moscow, Russia / PM at @openvk (kind of) Саня / Пытаюсь в программирование, смотрю аниме / 22 года / Москва / ПМ в […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.ml/@WerySkok, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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SkullGamer205 :AwAtix: :owoid: @skullgamer205.shitpost.poridge.club.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
#shitpost #meme
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Григорий Клюшников @grishka.friends.grishka.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
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isopodgirl gaming :v_mtf: @isopod.zone · 04/07/2026
Exactly 3 billion devices run Java. Every time you install Java on your computer some old DVR or something explodes to maintain the malance
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Each broom agent can spawn additional, autonomous broom agents, each with their own pails. This allows apprentices to accelerate monotonous water-fetching tasks and save their time and energy for more interesting and useful work
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Gregory @grishka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026
Remember that composite video software decoder thing I made to teach myself DSP? It turns out a guy in my city got fascinated enough by it and wanted to give me a tape with a distorted recording that some decoders have trouble with to see what mine will do […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Tadonic the Flautulent @ubuntourist.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
Jesus or Hello Kitty! #humor
PHOTO: A highway overpass with an altered banner added. The original banner reads "JESUS or HELL", to which some wag has appended "O KITTY!", so that it now reads "JESUS or HELLO KITTY!".
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max @max.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
WHAT HOW
Pawel Kowalik favorited your post
"well, it worked for two years, but giving Germany '1 Road Street' for my address has finally come back to bite me"Pawel Kowalik
Head of Product Management at DENIC [nonprofit that manages .de domains]
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Andrej Korzhenevskij @larkey.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026
не то чтоб этот касалось меня, но прекрасно же:
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Мя  @mo.rijndael.cc · 16/05/2026
— мам, можно мне доктор пеппер? — нет, у нас есть доктор пеппер в дикси возле дома доктор пеппер в дикси возле дома:
Квас «Очаковский». Настоящий, двойного брожения. С вишней
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
I translated a Chinese comic that I thought certain factions of Mastodon would enjoy. Original art and text by user hands2 on wechat #furry #webcomic #chinese
"Demoness in Disguise"

page 1: A pretty girl with fox-like traits smugly on a man's arm; she narrates: "I'm a fox demon. I survive by bewitching human men."

page 2: photos of a variety of normal-looking attractive people of different genders mixed in with anime kink stereotypes. She narrates: "Doesn't matter what kind of guy - I can become whatever they want to see."page 3: She is looking upon a normal young man, who seems surprised. She narrates: "But THIS guy... when confronted with him... my powers that I'm so proud of..."

page 4: "got stuck halfway!" She has become a fox furry,page 5: "This guy must be here to exorcise me!" She bows to him. "I'm so sorry! I know it was wrong! Sir, please let me make it up to you somehow!" The guy smiles evilly. "Oh~?"

page six: they are at a furry convention together; the boy is in costume. The fox demon sighs: "Seriously?"
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Gregory @grishka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/04/2026
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY mrshu.github.io/github-statuses #github
uptime graph reading: 95 incidents in last 90 days - 89.91% uptimeclassic meme image: "it's happening" with Ron Paul laser show
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WerySkok :verified_think: @weryskok.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026
Тут с OnlyOffice чутка странная ситуация: Nextcloud и IONOS решили их форкнуть для импортозамещения в Европе, назвав форк соответствующим образом — Euro-Office. Естественно, чтобы не импостерить оригинал и не нарушать торговую марку, они поменяли логотипы на свои. И OnlyOffice отвечает — в их […]
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 08/03/2026
we really need to give FOSS projects actual PR managers for social media presence because hoooly fuck the past 30 days i have seen way too many projects more than happy to throw away their reputation with their userbase just for the sake of arguing online
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
current status
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Мя  @mo.rijndael.cc · 07/03/2026
Импортозамещенный Kickstarter — сервис «Волшебный Пендель» #словотворчество
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
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std::living std::fish @livefish.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 21/02/2026
There were more straight guys back then because they didn't have phones, which caused their back to curve
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Gregory @grishka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026
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Alexandre Oliva @lxo.snac.lx.oliva.nom.br.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2026
(-: dear lazy fediverse, has anyone already figured out how to use C++ Template Metaprogramming to use Compiler Explorer servers to mine cryptocurrencies? 🙂
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Niki @nikitonsky.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 02/02/2026
TFW you merge a PR from Australia
Screenshot of Xcode editor with some lines of code rendered upside down and mirrored
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Мя  @mo.rijndael.cc · 27/01/2026
Mastodon, если не может полноценно обработать активность, оставляет от неё только заголовок и ссылку-id Но некоторые клиенты перехватывают такие ссылки, и пытаются открыть их через инстанс, что в общем-то неплохо, но в этом конкретном случае приводит к забавной рекурсии
Пост о новом релизе френдики, «цитирующий» пост о новом релизе френдики, ссылающийся на...*смотрит превьюшку* пост о новом релизе френдики
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Gregory @grishka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2026
I usually have some one-off projects I work on when I have nothing more important to work on. Usually to learn something new and/or do something weird. These are generally useless for other people. I just finished one of those. It's a software-defined analog […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Мя  @mo.rijndael.cc · 13/01/2026
Уникальный вайб последней серии первого сезона Когда сценаристам надо сначала аккуратно закрыть все сюжетные линии (на случай, если финансирование не продлят), затем открыть одну-две новых (на случай если продлят), но ни в коем случае не развивать их (на случай, если все таки не продлят)
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Григорий Клюшников @grishka.friends.grishka.me.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2025
Threads как будто и не особо хочет, чтобы люди пользовались федерацией. Зато очень настырно делает уведомления на пустом месте (не отключаемые) для имитации бурной активности
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Серёжа Яскевич @broadway-lamb.smithereen.my2007.net · 29/09/2025
Открыл тут исходники OpenVK…
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2026
attention
animal girl thing holding a thumbs up with their tongue slightly out in front of bags of cement with the text i eat cement
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/01/2026
Tumblr post from @mallowmaenad:

Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu
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Gregory @grishka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2026
So someone built an unofficial server for the Mail.Ru Agent, an IM app that was briefly popular in Russia in the late 00s before VK introduced instant messaging. Of course I had to give it a try. So this is a reminder that *this* is what peak desktop instant […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @guillotine-jones.beige.party.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
@mayintoronto Here's a meme that I just saw, May:
A meme with several panels, in the top half on the left is Toby Maquire from the Spiderman movie where he's holding his glasses near his face. On the right from that are the 4 major streaming platforms of Netflix, Disney+, Paramount+ and Prime Video.

In the bottom half, on the left is the same Pic of Toby Maquire, wearing the glasses, with a pirates hat on... to the right, all of the names of the streaming platforms have been changed to 'torrent'
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2025
happy new year for those in utc+7 like me
A comic about the new year, showing the second number 1 in 2011 walking sad, as the number 2 is asking them to "GTFO". At the bottom, the number 3 is looking at them menacingly, saying "soon".
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WerySkok :verified_think: @weryskok.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2025
Ребят, я хочу пожелать вам счастливого нового года. Сейчас много скопированных поздравлений, которые люди просто отправляют своим знакомым, даже не читая их. Это печально. Я бы хотел написать о том, чего я сильно желаю и что лежит глубоко в сердце. Наши друзья, самые близкие и самые удаленные […]
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/12/2025
A chat log between two people
Person 1: ❤️
Person 2: 3>
Person 2: Wait how do I turn the 3
Person 1: Omfg
Person 1: <+3=❤️
Person 2: Nvm I got it
Person 2: Ɛ>
Person 1: What the fuck
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Lemmy.World - A generic Lemmy server for everyone to use. @lemmy.world.web.brid.gy · 22/12/2025
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I say this with love for the global Linux community, but we need to be able to laugh at ourselves from time to time.
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
Virtual YouTubers:
- Semi-scripted entertainment
- Fictional characters are played by real people
- Character personalities are often extensions of the real person playing them
- Lines often blur between the realms of fiction and reality
- Fans get invested in storylines and the people behind them
- Biggest VTuber company's pride and joy is a cute dog
- One of the most respected VTubers of all time was screwed by a Yachtman

Professional Wrestling:
- Semi-scripted entertainment
- Fictional characters are played by real people
- Character personalities are often extensions of the real person playing them
- Lines often blur between the realms of fiction and reality
- Fans get invested in storylines and the people behind them
- Biggest wrestling company's pride and joy is a big dog
- One of the most respected wrestlers of all time was screwed by a McMahon
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Trickster @kttrickster.kooltechtricks.org · 13/12/2025
В DuckDuckGo обнаружили пасхалку: логотип изменяется при определённых запросах. Об этом было известно ещё полгода назад, но на днях завирусился твит. Оказывается, этих логотипов порядка 600 штук, и даже сделали сайт где можно посмотреть находки: makdulac.com/daxduckdex.html
Логотип DuckDuckGo изменён в соответствие с запросами: geralt of rivia, gordon freeman, among us, kasane teto, 67, github, hyperrealism, hydra, labubu, gnu, donald duck, master chief
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 10/12/2025
and don't get me started on how some AV vendors detect pirated software as its own risk (sometimes overriding actual detections) even for consumers, blurring the lines between "this was flagged for being pirated" vs "this was flagged because the pirated software repacker included a botnet dropper"
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025
I noticed this ownership seal said "university" so I was like "oh, I wonder which Chinese university this could be, let me look it up" ... Harvard. It says it's from the Harvard University Library. They have an official Chinese seal for stamping their Chinese manuscripts #chinese #classicalchinese
an excerpt of a Chinese block print manuscript with a traditional red seal stamp of ownership
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ploum @ploum.mamot.fr.ap.brid.gy · 02/12/2025
Unix - BSD developers : this code should run and be maintained as long as computers exist. Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract. Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]
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Charlie @charlie.toot.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2025
Someone on the Steam subreddit was asking for Valve to make a #SteamOS phone (seeing how the new VR headset is Arm but also playes x86 steam games). And I thought "Hey, I've already got #PostmarketOS on a phone. We know Valve is using some 'FEX' library. How hard […] [Original post on toot.cafe]
Photo of a phone on a stand running PostmarketOS, displaying a terminal with a logs and Steam's grey "Updating Steam" window.Photo of a phone on a stand running PostmarketOS displaying the Steam Big Picture library page for Mini Metro.Photo of a phone on a stand running PostmarketOS playing Mini Metro.
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Gregory @grishka.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/11/2025
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Andrej Korzhenevskij @larkey.mastodon.ml.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2025
«Яндекс» выяснил. говорят, как пользователи просят Алису их называть. Топ-10: 1. По имени. 2. «Господин», 3. «Королева», 4. «Хозяин», 5. «родная». 6. «Зайчик», 7. «Повелитель», 8. «любимая». 9. «Солнышко». 10. «кожаная».
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Григорий Клюшников @grishka.friends.grishka.me.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2025
@rf@mastodon.ml
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