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My pronouns are That cunt/This cunt

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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's just a kit you'd make for your team on FIFA RTWC 98 if you were feeling fancy and wanted to use a third colour.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Absolute group of death for the RGC of the week - a tough choice
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Eyupspor getting a mention there. Famously founded by a stag do visiting from Leeds in 2003.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Go ahead, enjoy the footage of Mark Zuckerberg drinking Guinness. I'll be over here mourning the fact we'll never get the footage of his face when he has a shit the morning after.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I remember on a Football Manager 2016 save he got the Dundee United job then ended up at St Mirren.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When I was 5 or 6 apparently I demanded to go to church one Sunday. Dad took me, arrived late so sat at the back. Got bored pretty quickly so I belted out the A-Team theme and we fucked off. Cop for that JC.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a difference 90mins makes
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🍀JOTA IS BACK!!🍀
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I highly recommend watching this 3 times focusing once on the puppeteer, once on daddy and once on little daddy. It is my life's ambition to find the outtakes video that I had bookmarked on twitter before I deleted my account.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This feels like about 5 years ago. 4 years of which is this international break. youtube.com/watch?v=FJdX...
youtube.com
CELTIC WIN TITLE IN LAST-DAY THRILLER
YouTube video by SPFL
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Shrug Papadin Plays Ukulele with a Glow
ALT: Shrug Papadin Plays Ukulele with a Glow
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm assuming 'deformed' is an abbreviation of 'deliciously formed' in this instance?
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So cool that Alan Shearer cracked the enigma machine. Well played Big Al ✅
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This time next year Jim... 🤞
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just to confirm - Guinness and Lemonade or Guinness and Lager?
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just made a joke in the pub to the father in law about making an Ensure/Guinness shandy to help him keep weight on. Now seems a much more plausible beverage.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Beeb there somehow getting involved in the click bait market. Fucking embarrassing. Just adding the word "empty" 5 paragraphs earlier would have been much more accurate.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rafael Dog Scheidt
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Sir David Murray, the most successful chairman in the history of British football"
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Adam Sandler's Hilarious Laugh & Spit Meme
ALT: Adam Sandler's Hilarious Laugh & Spit Meme
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worked with a lad who pronounced it "me me"
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you bet the house on Townsend first goalscorer but your entirely ethical Far East betting app just ain't risking it...
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=sCGe...
youtube.com
Celtic v Rangers | The Beautiful Divide, Episode 2
YouTube video by Score 90
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's @barcajim3.bsky.social said now...
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You'd think they'd let you step into a private room for that sort of thing...
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can we just give Forrest a sit down for 10mins and then swap him for Tounekti?
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spanking and flashing goals in? Game's gone.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The success rate of this cannot be high therefore you must have had ears and an arse full of bogeys.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Something something- Cooo Klux Klan
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
See also;
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘I’ve had to come in from another meme to tell you that you didn’t save anyone on 9/11, you lying prick’ 
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not a bad first guess then...
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wordle 1,905 2/6* 🟦⬜🟧⬜🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oui
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An hour ahead
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tav moving up in the world I see
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only discovering that the pool bar staff are happy to serve your 12yr old son with beer on day 7 of a 10 day holiday.
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Pedro Pascal Laughing Hard
ALT: Pedro Pascal Laughing Hard
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Roses are red Little black dresses are slinky Something Something
Graffiti

Fishtits
winky
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Dodgyfoo @dodgyfoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🤣🤣
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
youtu.be/oJPf23hNlqo?...
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Celtic’s Champions League Disaster: Who Is To Blame?
YouTube video by Business of Sport
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"@amputeefootballfederation any spares?"
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nicholson on Vinted right now searching for a new left boot for Donovan.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A nice morning read to start your day. Have expensively assembled Rangers improved at all under McInnes? - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Have expensively-assembled Rangers improved at all under McInnes?
After crashing out of the Conference League, questions are mounting for Derek McInnes at Rangers, writes Tom English.
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Freddie spending time in heaven working on his backhand game #tennis #wimbledon
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Big Ange manages to retire Ronaldo I swear I'll get a tattoo of his face on my face.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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werfma.bsky.social @werfma.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
CL Celtic fucking my summer holiday go the second year in a row is it.
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Man's Hilarious Thumbs Up Gesture
ALT: Man's Hilarious Thumbs Up Gesture
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