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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸

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Gary Robertson @robertson1970.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Soooooooo tired
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Dog Sleepy
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Easily preventable.
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“We want you all to die, actually”
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Celtscot @khois1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🍀Pains me to update the current events corner in the classroom😢🍀 #Celticfc
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Donut Friday” our weekly mini 5-a-side tournament in which the best local pastries are awarded to the victors!!
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀MON getting roasted on The GOLAZO Show.... but also the board! 🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀I did think at some point this would at least hold value…. 🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀What is Carl Starfelt up to sunday? Can we give Scales a rest?🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀If I was on the Celtic board, I'd take a portion out of the £45 ticket price, and offer the support a consolation pint & pie🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀I am available to play midfield sunday, if it comes to that...🍀 #Celticfc
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The Celtic Way @thecelticway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Celtic fail their latest European test after another poor performance from Martin O'Neill's side. A big week is going wrong and now a massive derby looms on Sunday. Live reaction ➡️ www.celticway.co.uk/news/26...
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Terrible night🍀 #Celticfc
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Cute White Kitty Says Boo!
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀NYGREN misses an open net😭🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Duran and Hoog at least putting effort in🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Even now, we let them march up unimpeded to the 18 yard line before we defend...🤷‍♂️🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Put the B-team in🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Eh, who wants to play in Europa League anyways?🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Time to despair😭🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Can Hoog, turn this around? Support is not hopeful, more news at 6 🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀CalMac looking like he's ready for hospice care😢🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Not even 2 minute before they pull away into the distance.... I fear that we're well and truly F***ed🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀BAUR!!!🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀how is this the only pressure needed to force us to pass back to sini?!🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Poor defense from sorensen just there, jfc!🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Players on both sides slipping about as if we were playing on Tony Macaroni's plastic pitch!!🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀You'd think we'd train endlessly on set pieces since they've now become our most likely offensive opportunities...🤷‍♂️🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀CELTIC status:🍀
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Andrew Garfield: This Is Beyond Embarrassing
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀FFS, own goal… thanks Scales🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🍀Ive already got the fear🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday morning training session
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bigpartymaker.bsky.social @bigpartymaker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I cannot boycott Ed Sheeran because I’ve never patronized his services
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🍀😢🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It has arrived! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍀😉 #Scotland
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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Creepily seductive skeleton illustrates Govard Bidloo's 1690 book on the human body. Gerard de Lairesse knew how to capture the reader's attention! And it's his day.
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North Ages @northages.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Coming soon to British Library, London - Conquest: The Making of Norman England events.bl.uk/exhibitions/...
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Conquest: The Making of Norman England | British Library
Beyond the battlefield lies a story of ambition, upheaval and reinvention. Spanning the generations before and after 1066, this exhibition traces the impac
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Droop
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not every email needs to be written by a LLM, can you just write some words yourself? I implore you.
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses a moment of experience from which to look ahead." - Graham Greene
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“The End of the Affair” by Graham Greene. Beautifully written story.
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Office daze”
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh no!! LIV Golf filed for bankruptcy…😎
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember when this lady suffered NO CONSEQUENCES for insider trading, taking a golden parachute from HER HUSBANDS COMPANY, illegally soliciting campaign donations and hiding her PRIVATE JET and multiple hidden Cayman Island bank accounts from the IRS?
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The Celtic Way @thecelticway.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Job done, and Celtic's perfect start to the Scottish Premiership season continues thanks to Mika Baur's first goal for the club! Post-match reaction ➡️ www.celticway.co.uk/news/26...
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celticfctweets(Mirror) @celticfctweets.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🧤 Congratulations to Sam Johnstone who is set to make his #CelticFC debut this evening 💚 #STJCEL
Image from an official Celtic FC update
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🍀Whew! 3 Points!🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🍀Nygren was ready to take that goalies head aff🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🍀I also cannot believe Hoog did put that one in🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🍀Hassan's shot would have gone in, had he not waited a fortnight to shoot🍀
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Bartleby, the Scrivener🇵🇸 @sturban.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🍀Alan Muir-esque call there, deffo a goal🍀
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