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somebody’s spooky sibling

@weirdsibling.bsky.social
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moms least favorite child. they/them.

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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mine was kinda my fault because I had smoked a bunch of weed beforehand but in my defense no one told me that weed and anesthesia interact because it wasn’t legal in my state at the time. 😬
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
once I woke up during surgery and said “why am I awake?” then my anesthesia dosage was adjusted and it went according to plan from there
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes. most of the time I think it’s my mood more than anything but I know what u mean
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
picturing a lozenge shaped like a dachshund
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drove past the city morgue and they were fumigating it for what I can only imagine to be very normal reasons
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I ❤️ when people are direct with me
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got paid in weed for watching the cat which is totally fine because that’s what I was going to spend the money on anyways
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bug meat
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤯 this emoji happened to me irl
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yep!
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m actually not this insufferable irl. I’m worse.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*cocks gun*
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jake is cool, jacob gets shoved into lockers I think
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there’s a huge difference between a guy named jacob and a guy named jake but I can’t articulate it
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m really high and I’m imaging being on the same plane of consciousness as the cat who is also really high on catnip and an appropriate amount of feline anxiety meds
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one of my favorite things about cats is that they have an equivalent of marijuana (more or less).
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no way
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gotcha
black cat named henry
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m cat sitting tn. I don’t have any good photos bc he’s shy but he’s an all black cat named henry so use ur imaginations
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coulda done X but got a tattoo instead pretty much describes me in a lot of ways
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I coulda been a foot model but I got a tattoo instead
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pitching the plot for my new show called INVISIBLE MAN about a man who is invisible and also has no voice
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mom can you pick me up? the pharmaceutical ad with the talking dog is on and I’m scared
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
changed my name for halloween lol
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vape
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it looks like a vibrator and a disposable vapr had a baby
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tiny baby snail @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when i become president im going to kill everyone with a metal pipe
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
grafenberg spot
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heard you can get there in a hand basket
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
actually fuck mr. allen he was a creep. I’m proud of myself because being fast enough to kill a bug is definitely a sign of improvement.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
years ago I had a bass teacher that told me to slap it like I was killing a bug and today I killed a bug by slapping it with my thumb and I hope mr. allen is proud of me
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
once I got drunk and ate my big toe
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reality is kinda psychedelic if ya think about it too hard (I just smoked weed)
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
literally tho
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my mom is cool with me getting top surgery but only if I don’t call it top surgery. make it make sense
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m judy again
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
prozac is great I love prozac but I can never remember to take it
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gm I’m thinking about top surgery again
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
one of the first trans women I ever met was a sniper in the military before transitioning. she killed a lot of stereotypes. and people.
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🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Asking if the insurance covers gorilla brain transplant surgery
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dear diary I missed alcohol.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CUM BANDAGE
Simpurity™ XEROFORM
IMPREGNATED GAUZE
WOUND DRESSING
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me (lying): I am hydrated and normal
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
day drinking alone with the cat and the internet
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sex gifs
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im nicebat 👼🦇 dead dove do not eat @nicebart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im moisturized and evil
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
update
lobster the orange tabby in a onesie
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lobster is having emergency surgery today. pls keep us in your thoughts, I am not ok.
orange tabby named lobster
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my moms best advice was to have a babysitter while doing drugs.
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somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my dads best advice was to always carry a rock big enough to bash someone’s skull in but not so big you cannot carry it at all times
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