somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026mine was kinda my fault because I had smoked a bunch of weed beforehand but in my defense no one told me that weed and anesthesia interact because it wasn’t legal in my state at the time. 😬 020
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026once I woke up during surgery and said “why am I awake?” then my anesthesia dosage was adjusted and it went according to plan from there 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yes. most of the time I think it’s my mood more than anything but I know what u mean 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026picturing a lozenge shaped like a dachshund 020
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026drove past the city morgue and they were fumigating it for what I can only imagine to be very normal reasons 041
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I ❤️ when people are direct with me 110
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got paid in weed for watching the cat which is totally fine because that’s what I was going to spend the money on anyways 030
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m actually not this insufferable irl. I’m worse. 011
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026jake is cool, jacob gets shoved into lockers I think 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there’s a huge difference between a guy named jacob and a guy named jake but I can’t articulate it 100
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m really high and I’m imaging being on the same plane of consciousness as the cat who is also really high on catnip and an appropriate amount of feline anxiety meds 030
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026one of my favorite things about cats is that they have an equivalent of marijuana (more or less). 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m cat sitting tn. I don’t have any good photos bc he’s shy but he’s an all black cat named henry so use ur imaginations 130
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026coulda done X but got a tattoo instead pretty much describes me in a lot of ways 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I coulda been a foot model but I got a tattoo instead 100
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026pitching the plot for my new show called INVISIBLE MAN about a man who is invisible and also has no voice 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026mom can you pick me up? the pharmaceutical ad with the talking dog is on and I’m scared 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026changed my name for halloween lol 000
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it looks like a vibrator and a disposable vapr had a baby 110
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingtiny baby snail @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when i become president im going to kill everyone with a metal pipe 3264
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026heard you can get there in a hand basket 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026actually fuck mr. allen he was a creep. I’m proud of myself because being fast enough to kill a bug is definitely a sign of improvement. 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026years ago I had a bass teacher that told me to slap it like I was killing a bug and today I killed a bug by slapping it with my thumb and I hope mr. allen is proud of me 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026once I got drunk and ate my big toe 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026reality is kinda psychedelic if ya think about it too hard (I just smoked weed) 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my mom is cool with me getting top surgery but only if I don’t call it top surgery. make it make sense 141
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026prozac is great I love prozac but I can never remember to take it 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026gm I’m thinking about top surgery again 130
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026one of the first trans women I ever met was a sniper in the military before transitioning. she killed a lot of stereotypes. and people. 010
Reposted by somebody’s spooky sibling🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Asking if the insurance covers gorilla brain transplant surgery 1153
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026me (lying): I am hydrated and normal 020
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026day drinking alone with the cat and the internet 010
Reposted by somebody’s spooky siblingim nicebat 👼🦇 dead dove do not eat @nicebart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026im moisturized and evil 0427
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lobster is having emergency surgery today. pls keep us in your thoughts, I am not ok. 120
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my moms best advice was to have a babysitter while doing drugs. 010
somebody’s spooky sibling @weirdsibling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my dads best advice was to always carry a rock big enough to bash someone’s skull in but not so big you cannot carry it at all times 110