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History, biology, whatever comes to my head at the time. Doodler of beasts, writer of stories.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 43m
One of my favorite weirdos from the Triassic, and that's saying a lot.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 44m
I haven't seen Pumpkinhead in forever. I remember it actually being surprisingly good. Not the silly schlock I expected.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Batman, 1968:
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
None of the trailers I've seen for Digger have told me literally anything about it. It's weird to have this much marketing with this little substance.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I didn't know there was a new Street Fighter movie coming out until I saw the trailer at the theater last week. And... wow, it looks BAD. There's a reason we don't directly translate things to the screen this way most of the time.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's bi day? Man, nobody tells me shit. I was straight the entire day.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feed me promises, keep my heart well I'll sing you songs until the darkness does recede But if in the end I lose my voice Will you forget about your love for me?
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RE PROS: - Felt like playing an RE game. The MC is constantly dealing with locked shit. He even gets upset about the amount of padlocks he has to deal with. - The MC himself. Bit of a loser but usually charming. Has genius quick thinking but the ability to plan ahead of an ADHD amoeba.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was surprised to see Jim Caviezel in a trailer for what looked like a real movie. Had a lot of flare and a big anti-corp message. Then I realized that it's not nearly as big-budget as it seems to be pretending. I don't recognize any names involved and the effects look cheap.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I had a youtube channel my first video would be me pretending to be on the ethics board after the events of Splice. "I'm not even sure I can count the ways your husband having sex with it alone violated the law, let alone scientific ethics."
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As I prepare to see Resident Evil later, I'm going to talk a bit about movies that have proper Resident Evil vibes, despite not being part of the franchise. Because let's face it, the actual film attempts leave a lot to be desired.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of my oldest pet peeves in fiction, dating back to childhood, is overly humancentric animal symbolism. Scorpions, snakes, vultures, etc. are bad because humans don't like them, regardless of what they actually do. Lame! Get out of your own heads, humans! That's the whole fun of writing animals!
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the weirdest things about the reaction to this movie is people absolutely insisting that Ava has no interiority or real emotions. One of her versions smashed herself to pieces trying to escape. That seems like an emotional response, not cold rational thinking to escape.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
youtu.be/tivAO7uZEds This is a wonderful video on my favorite Disney movie. I always loved this movie, even if I never quite understood WHY I emphasized so much with both the title characters.
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Lilo & Stitch - What is Autism?
YouTube video by werothegreat
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chompy and the Girls is just the sort of weird I needed in my diet.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just put down our old dog, Bella. We got her as an old dog, so we only had her for a few years. But I'll miss her a lot. Ridiculous animal who made me smile every day.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As somebody who has read a lot of mythology, Gorr the God-Butcher isn't even a little bit wrong. The gods gotta go.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Uprising might be good, but I'll probably never know because I'm so sick of the grey Middle Ages. That isn't what they looked like! The real thing is more interesting!
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KID ♦️🔞 COMM CLOSED @kidwma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi guys. Apparently a disc from my neck slipped out a bit and was causing pain on my body. I think the intense gym routine I was going through triggered it and the nerves are reacting to it- I might have to take less comms this month. Any tips or support are very appriciated... Thank you... 💔
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Victory for fish
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Old Phantom if the Paradise stuff 🤘👹🥀⚡️🎹
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c... I've never seen the whole special but I've gotta assume that these guys won. There's no way anybody else was better than them.
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Riverbottom Nightmare Band | Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas | The Jim Henson Company
YouTube video by The Jim Henson Company
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So many people are weird about bisexuals. Is it because you're jealous they have more options? Because I sure am.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#MordorPosting
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One of the biggest signs that the Roman Republic was effectively done, if not officially, was Caesar putting his own face on the coins. Pay to have coins printed with your ancestor, sure. But absolutely no living Romans! Because that, of course, is what kings did.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rewatching Ex Machina because I'm curious about how having watched Obsession makes me feel about the main character. Will I judge him more harshly this time? Probably. Will I feel about him nearly as negatively as Bear? Probably not.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
One must imagine Coyote happy.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wonder exactly how Sauropods got named. Because clearly, whoever named them didn't have the feet, but why would you name something after its feet if you know what they were like!?
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why can we still not make polls on this site? I need to ask the people whether they prefer New World or Old World vultures.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Polecat is such a wonderful name for weasely mustelids. It's a cat, but like a pole. What a perfect description.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Andrew Johnson bottom five president, easy.
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Phantom of the Paradise doodles from 2021ish, I’m well overdue for a rewatch 🥀🐦‍⬛🎹🎼🔥
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I find something very admirable in ticks, fleas, bedbugs, etc. They make their living robbing from giants, like so many little Jacks.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was recently in a tick-filled land, and I need some trash in my media diet, so... let's check out the only tick movie I'm aware of! tubitv.com/movies/48973...
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Ticks (1993)
A trip into the wilderness is supposed to reform some delinquent kids, but the bloodthirsty mutant parasites that live there are the real problem.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Outlander is held back by flat writing, drab Hollywood medieval costume design. Jim Caviezel is not nearly a good enough actor to elevate a dull main character. The creature itself is pretty good, and has a great introduction.
A baleen whale, laying on its back. A large portion of its body has been eaten away between its head and tail, revealing way too many ribs. Come on why didn't they look up skeletons?
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's interesting seeing people act like Jennifer's Body was secretly some sort of hidden gem. Nah. That movie still sucks, sorry. Sucked then sucks now.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#Smaugust One of my personal favorites of mine, my basilisk. They only live in the very driest deserts, as water washes away the poisonous oils in their feathery coat. Meeting their gaze brings death, though at the cost of the creature being effectively blind.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Having worked in fast food, I have much stronger opinions on pop music than I should. Lewis Capaldi feels like a personal enemy.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Another dragon! Amphiceras has two heads, with the front head being in charge of moving the body, but being significantly less intelligent. The more clever tail can only attempt to guide its more foolish partner through manipulation, intimidation, or even kindness.
A squat, lizardy creature, with a head on each end of its body. Its front head faces away and is much smaller, a simple blue nub with no special features. The head on its tail is closer, with a gaping predatory maw displaying four pairs of horns. Its squinted eye gives it the impression of a mischievous smile. The tail is pink, in contrast to the green of most of the body. Blue, kidney-shaped plates stick up from the creature's hunched back, largest in the middle and becoming smaller towards the neck and tail.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've barely drawn in a long time, but in honor of #Smaugust, I'll post some old dragon art. First up is not the most straightforward, just one I think is neat: the petricarn, the result of a dragon not properly dying and becoming angry liquid chaos making bony bodies for itself out of dragon bits.
A colorful mass of dinosaur-like bones arranged in a vaguely humanoid fashion. The creature stands on a leg, an arm with oversized fingers, and its tail. Its head is two crania facing one another, pointed straight upwards. The entire creature is covered with a web of black goo, dripping off some of its parts.A much more jumbled mass of bones than the first form, this petricarn has a massive Torosaurus-like skull for a torso. It is supported by two regular legs and one massive leg bone ending in a stack of vertebrae. A scorpion-like tail made of vertebrae and leg bones extends from the back of the torso and loops overhead, ending in a massive claw. The same black fluid as before drips from the skull's openings.This petricarn has degenerated into little more than a pile of black slime, still decoared with colorful bones. It has formed four "heads" from bones. One head has longbones jutting from the neck like steps of a ladder and a simple skull, elongated with saw-tooth projections on the bottom instead of teeth and two horns. The second head is more of a hand, two clawed fingers and an opposable claw. The third head has a collar of rectangular bones and is composed of three tendrils of ooze that are tipped with and sport down their length colorful claws and teeth. The fourth head has armoring similar to an armored fish like Dunkleosteous.
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The Art of Asty @theartofasty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
these came out so incredibly beautiful
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think anybody understands literary metaphors less than Taylor Swift. You aren't my English teacher if you can't figure out the story and themes of Ophelia, Taylor.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Q the Winged Serpent is such a grimy movie. Really fits that 70s-80s "the world is going to hell and crime is out of control" vibe that lends so many movies of the era an apocalyptic bent. It really feels like Q could be a herald of the end times.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Every Dario Argento movie I have seen is gorgeous, creative, and terrrible.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Watching Braindead and oh sweet Nurgle is this where Bogleech got the inspiration for the Zombie Spawn!? (can't tag, dunno if he's on this site).
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What I love about humanity is how many stories we tell. Stories about gods and spirits from every corner of the world, little personal stories that add up to a human. It's part of our diversity that I adore.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The worst and weirdest thing the Sonic movies did is trying to whitewash GUN, after making it clear they're just as morally bankrupt as they are in the games.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kamen Rider Gaim still has some of the best rider designs, and definitely one of the best main rider designs all the way through. A lot of riders have at least one form that's a total stinker, but not Gaim.
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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think I would do okay in the Backrooms.
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