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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just Before Dawn is such a classic early slasher, and it's kind of shocking that its only streaming presence is free to watch on youtube with the worst quality I've ever seen.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Instead of calling supersoldiers Spatans, a cooler reference would be Myrmidons.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Can they defeat Goku?" Actually yes, and it's going to hurt everybody else too.

Spinoff of "Obsession", directed by Curry Barker, 2026. Spinoff, entitled "The Forbidden Wish". White text on a black background.

The test reads: Cannot grant wishes involving time manipulation, resurrection, immortality, or creating more Willows, raising interesting questions about they they are made.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

A crime that American Horror Story has 13 seasons and Channel Zero only got 4. With every story based on something else, it wouldn't get repetitive so quickly.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And yet, that side of the country is the one that is most prone to voting for the ADF. Perhaps their purge, it was not so efficient?

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I like the way how in Slotherhouse, follower counts pop up like power levels next to new characters.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Lyndon Johnson is my favorite sociopathic US president.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A giant Zamor Sphere? I guess the Catholic Church would be the people to go to if you need Makutas contained.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean, the answer would be the same. Either way it's not trustworthy and shouldn't be used.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey which side of Germany is the ADF more popular in? West, or East?

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They love Rome so much but don't know anything about it. Rome completely annihilated the fearsome, manly warriors, where every man was a warrior, above them many, many times over with their professional forces.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Now we're getting Roman, so that's probably on the right track. Rome was cool, right?

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sure, they can worry about whoever replaces us doing it. Empires collapse all the time, but they usually just get replaced by the next empire. Spanish collapsed as Britain and France rose, then Britain and France fell as the USA ascended. Now? I dunno, China? That isn't any better.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh and I bet you're THRILLED with Trump's actions there.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it's so funny that the American right wing has given up Christopher Nolan, and in turn gained... Uwe Boll.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So how long do you think it'll be before somebody actually makes Megan? AI robot to raise your kids. Ignore all messages of the movie, that having an AI robot raise your kids is a really bad idea for a lot of reasons.

An uncanny, doll-like feminine android, with blonde hair and cold blue eyes.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One of my favorite weirdos from the Triassic, and that's saying a lot.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I haven't seen Pumpkinhead in forever. I remember it actually being surprisingly good. Not the silly schlock I expected.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Going to be as mysterious as "rosebud" when you pass away in 2154. They'll try to figure it out for years.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We used to have color in medieval films. Where the hell did it go?

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And hyenas are basically mongooses that got steroids and grew into wolves.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I mean, have you seen horses? Sure, it's just the stallions, but they absolutely have fangs.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

None of the trailers I've seen for Digger have told me literally anything about it. It's weird to have this much marketing with this little substance.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whenever I see a big celebrity in a commercial I think "aren't you super rich? how much money do you NEED?".

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I didn't know there was a new Street Fighter movie coming out until I saw the trailer at the theater last week. And... wow, it looks BAD. There's a reason we don't directly translate things to the screen this way most of the time.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's bi day? Man, nobody tells me shit. I was straight the entire day.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I once annoyed the hell out of the general manager at Taco Bell and got away with it because it wasn't clear if I was being a shit or just kind of stupid. Proud moment.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

None of the alternative explanations ever made sense anyway. Sally Hemmings only got pregnant when Jefferson was around. That would be WEIRD if one of his relatives was sleeping with her. They only did it when he was home?

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's important for government to represent cults of many stripes, not just Christian ones. Just you know, MOSTY Christian ones.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Leave the brainrot conspiracies to the other side, please.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hell, it might even be a good image play to let them swing and look like he's fixing things with the Trump regime, cause even the Republicans are noticing the cracks.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They would only do that if they weren't owned by billionaires, so he doesn't have to worry that much.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have to say, it does kinda sound like Tate. Though that's just because Tate sounds like every macho poser obsessed with status and money.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I know that if you press anybody hard enough, you will find the spots where their principles don't line up, where they have contradictions they haven't thought of. This isn't that. This is a complete lack of any principles at all. They believe in nothing but power.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Parasitism is a form of symbiosis. You'd be thinking of mutualism, which is when symbiosis benefits both participants.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @estrusflask.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Feed me promises, keep my heart well I'll sing you songs until the darkness does recede But if in the end I lose my voice Will you forget about your love for me?

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It must be very comforting to have a brightly-colored bird singing when you're deep underground.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

- Characters. MC is fine, but the other people we see are largely cardboard cutouts, and again often have the tone problem. The first Umbrella guy we meet is so goofy he's basically from It's Always Sunny in Racoon City. Less cons, but they are constant.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

RE CONS: - Tone. Zack Cregger does NOT have the magic touch for horror-comedy. While the comedy isn't bad, it really does a number on the horror. The tension is consistently undercut, and it's frustrating because the scary stuff is SCARY.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

- MONSTERS. No rehashes from the series besides basic zombies, but all the ones they have fit the vibe and are wonderful. - Not 90% zombies. In fact zombies take up very little screentime. - Series references were cute and unobtrusive. No jangling keys for the lore nerds.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

RE PROS: - Felt like playing an RE game. The MC is constantly dealing with locked shit. He even gets upset about the amount of padlocks he has to deal with. - The MC himself. Bit of a loser but usually charming. Has genius quick thinking but the ability to plan ahead of an ADHD amoeba.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

For reference, the one movie I've fully seen with him is Outlander, where he perfectly embodies the main character. He does this by being phenomenally middle of the road and generic, because his performance and the character are equally dull.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So I think they're just advertising it like it's a real blockbuster because it worked for his last movie. So I might still be correct that he's not talented enough for them to put up with his crazy. Hollywood will put up with a LOT for star power. More than they should. He just lacked power.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was surprised to see Jim Caviezel in a trailer for what looked like a real movie. Had a lot of flare and a big anti-corp message. Then I realized that it's not nearly as big-budget as it seems to be pretending. I don't recognize any names involved and the effects look cheap.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wait, Midnight Meat Train is based on one of his stories? I had no idea. Didn't seem like his style from what little I saw.

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If I had a youtube channel my first video would be me pretending to be on the ethics board after the events of Splice. "I'm not even sure I can count the ways your husband having sex with it alone violated the law, let alone scientific ethics."

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webflotsam.bsky.social @webflotsam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Well of course there are. I was diagnosed at 3 or 4!

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