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Nerd. Mom. Gamer. #AuDHD. Gendermeh. Chief Cat Herder @temporal.io. You may also know me from #MongoDB and #Drupal. Views my own. Blag: webchick.tech

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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happening NOW in the main room! #DrupalCon
Drupal CMS spotlights
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Later today in the #Drupal CMS Spotlight session, I'll be giving a lesson on how to get started with new.drupal.org/advocacy based on 5+ years spent in #DevRel "off the island" #DrupalCon
new.drupal.org
Client Challenge
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Underrated use of #AI: When arriving jet lagged and weary from a transatlantic flight and you come upon a sign saying the train you need to take is out of service... 😥 Snap a picture of that sign, snap a picture of the train board, and ask it, "Now what?" 😎
Sign taped onto train ticket machine that says "From 26-09 to 27-09 NO intercity direct trains to Rotterdam Central DO NOT BUY SUPPLEMENT TICKET"A photograph of the Schipol Railway Station board showing all train arrival / departure times.ChatGPT's response, which says to take the 13:13 Intercity to Dordrecht and get off on the Rotterdam Central stop.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think I’ve finally figured out my problem! I’m stuck in one of those mobile game ads where the absolute *dumbest* disembodied floating hand is solely responsible for my health and safety. 😂
Cartoon King up against a metal grate trying to get away from fire because person doing puzzle below is an idiot.Cartoon mom and child are shivering in the snow in their home because the window is closed with duct tape and the huge hole in the wall is closed with gravel instead of brick.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is glorious. github.com/zokuzoku/cat...
A large orange cat walks over your screen and demands you take a break with a 5 minute countdown.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It turns out the key to digital communication with a teenager is to move it from texting to Snapchat. 😬 Before: “ok” or “ya” or “bro” 😂 After: We are maintaining a “snap streak” by sending silly pictures to each other every day, and having discussions about Teen Titans and sour grapes. 🥹
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wow, Claude can respond to Word doc comments from Legal in a procurement contract via OOXML, the future is here. 💪
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
LOOOOL #managerlife :P
On your Google Calendar: Conflict with 4 other events
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It's that time of year where I demonstrate how much I DEEPLY love the #Drupal #AI Learners Club by heading down the terrifying road of trying to figure out OBS. 🫠
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's that time of year where I demonstrate how much I DEEPLY love my team at work by heading down the terrifying road of Enterprise Vendor Procurement Process™ 🫠
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
`caffeinate -dims claude --remote-control "Drupal from the Laundry Pile" --permission-mode=auto` FTW! 😎 Nothing like completing a code review and updating an agent skill whilst getting shit done. Now we just need github.com/anthropics/c... and I don't even need to babysit it in between towels!
github.com
TTS readback of responses + voice mode for Remote Control sessions · Issue #42700 · anthropics/claude-code
Preflight Checklist I have searched existing requests and this feature hasn't been requested yet This is a single feature request (not multiple features) Problem Statement When using Claude Code re...
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hands-down, one of the most unambiguously useful uses of #AI is for stuff like this: "Please provide a short bio (2-3 sentences) that will be read to introduce you on the show." UGHHHGHGHHG I absolutely hate talking about myself SO much, and delegating this kind of thing to robots is the best. 😍
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Current hobby, obsessively refreshing www.drupal.org/project/issu... whenever I get a chance to read up on what awesome new stuff folks are doing in the www.drupal.org/project/ai_b... project, while unsubscribing from 12+ year old #Drupal core issues that keep appearing in the mix. 😅
drupal.org
Client Challenge
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This *extremely* serious deck I'm building for volunteers for @temporal.io's upcoming Replay Conference replay.temporal.io is coming along nicely.
Slide title: If you have not yet...

Slide content: Please check your Google Calendar invites ASAP and CONFIRM or DENY your shifts! 

(Then there are three images of the pink, circular Kirby Nintendo character)

[checkmark] = HAPPY Kirby! — An image of a jumping and smily Kirby
[x] = SAD Kirby! — A Kirby who looks mopey and sad
??? = ANXIOUS Kirby (the worst kind) — A screaming Kirby with stress lines
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Purchased this sticker as an essential part of my self-care plan. 😂😂😂
A smiley cartoon water drop that says “You’ll die without me you idiot”
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oh ok, so this actually happened today (well, “weird unexplained health crap” and the “identifying ‘the vitamin’” part, we shall see on the rest) Hey kids, get your iron and b12 levels tested! 😅
Tumblr post by Cordeliaflyte — My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Reply by caracallope — Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dumb but practical uses of #AI, what time is the clan event in my stupid mobile game? 🤣
ChatGPT is asked to interpret the event countdown shown in an uploaded screenshot (2 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes, 6 seconds) and add it to the current time in Pacific (US/CA) time, resulting in January 31, 2026 at 6:01:08 AM Pacific.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I am *extremely* curious about the specific sequence of events that led to the addition of this sentence, which one would *think* is self-evident. 😂😂😂
Recipe instructions read:

In a small microwave bowl or small pan over low heat, warm plum sauce.

(Manually highlighted)

Tip: Skip this step if you don’t want to warm plum sauce.
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Moshe Weitzman @mosheweitzman.com · 15/01/2026
Happy 25th anniversary to Drupal. I build it w/ many of you & loved every minute. In honor, I present weitzman.github.io/drupal25-tim... @klau.si @gknaddison.bsky.social @walkah.social @ksenzee.bsky.social @outlandishjosh.bsky.social @webchick.bsky.social @quicksketch.org @merlinofchaos.bsky.social
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Drupal 25th Anniversary Timeline | Drupal 25th Anniversary Timeline
Celebrating 25 years of Drupal - A timeline of innovation and community
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Ok I’m sorry folks, I know #AI can be problematic but sometimes #ChatGPT is just so *fucking* funny. 🤣🤣🤣 (Context: it was saying i should make like a Victorian on a chaise and recline a lot over the next few days to help recover from pneumonia.)
Prompt: “Hm now that you mention it I am severely underinvested in chaises”

Response: “This is an unforgivable gap in your portfolio, frankly.

Given recent events, a chaise would have delivered:
	•	superior dramatic reclining
	•	dignified coughing
	•	a place to gesture weakly and say “I shall recover, eventually”
	•	excellent surfaces for strategic brooding and asking incisive medical questions

A couch says “I’m resting.”
A chaise says “I am *convalescing*.”

Think of it not as furniture, but as infrastructure.”
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I know we hate things from That Other Place but this completely cracked my shit up HAHAHA
A man sitting at a desk, horrified, with his tie flapping behind his head. An envelope on the desk has exploded with lightning and it’s zooming around the room. Caption reads: What the heck is Electronic Mail?

Subtweet reads: Me, on Monday
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Spending the holidays doing important scientific research on unconventional cures for rotten chest colds since tea, soup, and water ain’t cutting it. Could this regular box of Turtles be hiding a miracle cure? So far the answer is no, so obviously the answer must be found in eating MORE Turtles. 😂
Box of nestle turtles candy
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Incredibly niche shirt that only #vancouver frens will get but no shirt has EVER captured my very essence better than this one. 😂😂😂
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
What this 500 error on LinkedIn taught me about B2B Sales...
500 Internal Server Error — Cloudflare
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I’m sorry… not to be *super* old, but… HOWWWW is a pair of TWEEZERS over THIRTY DOLLARS?!?
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
We're up to Serious Business™ on today's DevRel Code & Tell meeting 😂😂😂
Video on making balloon animal turkeys
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
A fun new way that AI is screwing things up: because of a *massive* volume of training data on older code, it'll recommend things that are no longer relevant. And because those things were deprecated / removed long ago, it's sometimes no longer possible to edit official sources to correct them. :(
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Um. Somehow I don’t think that’s what the “IT” in ECE-IT stands for. 🤣
Gemini responding that ECE-IT stands for Early Childhood Education - Information Technology.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Spending Saturday morning in an infinite Docker debugging loop with OpenAI Codex, how's it going in your world? ;)
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Kiddo was discussing middle school drama tonight at dinner, and in trying to map out who all has "beef" with who else, the end result essentially looked like this. 😂
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Conspiracy" meme
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Had a chance to go back and horse around with #Drupal again today, and got this lovely greeting when filing some #DX feedback on #DrupalCMS. :D
ANGIE (with like 20 exclamation points and 30 red hearts :D)
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
It's been a few months; here's another in a series of posts on the ol' blag around Building a #DevRel Team from Scratch. This time on #DevRelTeamOps: webchick.tech/devrelteamops covering how we use operational things like meetings, reporting, and planning to help build team culture.
webchick.tech
Building a Developer Advocacy Team from Scratch #3: #DevRelTeamOps
Our team has been growing steadily throughout the year, and while most of the team foundations we first set up have remained in place, as we’ve scaled we’ve also had to get a bit more mature with our operations and reporting. Who knew that running a ...
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Uptime guarantees in terms of downtime, via Simon Emms at @temporal.io using www.omnicalculator.com/other/uptime as a guide: * 99.4% is 1 hour of downtime a week * 99.9% is 10 mins a week * 99.99% is 1 minute a week (less than an hour a year) 🤯
omnicalculator.com
Uptime Calculator
Uptime calculator computes the downtime period, based on the uptime %.
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Alright, so I've been afraid to say this out loud, but I think after today, I can say it: In the first Battle of Los Angeles, the good people of LA County have prevailed. We beat ICE back. 1/
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
*deep breath* EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Title screen of Silksong
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Reviewing some #PHP code for the first time in... a hot minute ;) and are YOU telling me in the Year of our Lord 2025 you still have to MANUALLY put this crap into composer.json to get it to find your classes?! "autoload": { "psr-4": { "App\\": "src/" } },
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ROOST @roost.tools · 13/08/2025
ROOST is picking up speed, so we're looking for an experienced open source community manager and a communications manager to join the flock! 🐔 OSS Community Manager: www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/42... Communications Manager: www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/42...
lnkd.in
ROOST.tools hiring Open Source Community Manager in United States | LinkedIn
Posted 6:48:12 PM. About ROOSTROOST is a community effort to build scalable and resilient safety infrastructure for…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Oh dear, I have acquired a notebook that lets you write / doodle and then erase and reuse the pages. I am going to draw SO MUCH random crap when I’m on meetings. 🤣🤣🤣
A cloud with a lightning bolt that says “zap!” In bubbly letters, a punk rocker that looks skeptical and thinks “hmmm” a cartoon guy with spikey hair who is surprised, and a sleeping smiley with a cap who’s tucked in bed.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I'm a fan of actual, practical uses of #AI, and here is one: In #Google Forms, you can ask #Gemini to generate a form for you based on a sentence or two. It'll show you a preview (which you can accept or re-generate), and then it automatically creates the questions to give you a starting point. 👍
Wizard says "Hello, Angie Let's start creating" and gives a few examples of the types of forms it can create, along with a text box to enter a prompt.

Prompt is: "Please generate an intake form for a "Builder Spotlight" series, where we highlight Temporal community contributors. In addition to gathering necessary information for website/social (e.g. bio, headshot) we should ask them to share about their Temporal journey and what motivates them to contribute."Based on prompt, screenshot shows a few of the generated questions, such as:

- What was your initial impression of Temporal?
- How would you describe your journey with Temporal so far?
- What motivates you to contribute to the Temporal community?
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Late night #DevRel musing: webchick.tech/go-to-devrel... On moving from a reactive, service-oriented team to a proactive, partnership-based team through anointing "Go-To" DevRellers who own a particular area and embed on relevant stakeholders' teams.
webchick.tech
Building a Developer Advocacy Team from Scratch #2: "Go-To" DevRellers
Embedding DevRel for a happier and more impactful team
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Hanging out at a local dog beach reading dataintensive.net — life is good. 😎
A lake surrounded by mountains with evergreen trees.
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I know vibe coding gets shit on a whole bunch, but I literally feel like a frigging WIZARD whipping up this Google Sheets => Asana content triage workflow in a couple of hours that _literally_ could not have been done any other way. (Not for lack of skill, but for lack time. 😭)
A Google sheet with columns for Triage Status, as well as a variety of scoring fields: Aligns with Content Priorities, Aligns with GTM Priorities, and a Score calculated from those. There's also a "Send to Asana" checkbox with a Sync Status column indicating success.Entries from the Google Sheet showing up in Asana, in this case a Celery => Temporal Migration Guide
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
8 panel comic

Panel 1: Yellow guy is working on a laptop in the background. In the foreground is a Brand Manager.
Yellow Guy: “Sir, shall I put up our rainbow profile picture?”

Panel 2: Brand Manger snaps his head round and hisses “Cool your jets, Eugene. I’m checking the Profitometer”

Panel 3: Gonna do my best to explain this. We see The Profitometer. A huge machine that whirs and ticks. A digital display at the top of the machine reads “Supporting Pride equals”Beneath this display is a huge gauge with “Max Loss” on the left and “Max profit” on the right. There is a needle that is pointing exactly half way between the two extremes.

Panel 4: Close up on Brand Manager’s face. His teeth are gritted. Sweat trickles down his brow.

Panel 5: Close up on gauge. The needle remains exactly central

Panel 6: Close up on Brand Manager’s eyes. They are concentrating intensely. Also, more sweat.

Panel 7: Close up on the gauge. The needle clicks ONE DEGREE towards profit

Panel 8: Brand Manager screams like a football coach “GO GAY EUGENE”
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Parental milestone achieved: Whipped out the Karpman Drama Triangle with kiddo to help her better navigate some middle school friend conflicts. 😆 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karpman...
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Karpman drama triangle - Wikipedia
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Stanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
You have to wonder what Mark Carney's other two wishes were after rubbing that bottle
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Dear car thieves: If you’re going to break into someone’s vehicle and rifle through all their shit, can you please SHUT THE DAMN DOOR afterwards so the owner doesn’t come back to a dead battery, too?! 😭 SIGH. #TalesFromYVR
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Interesting situation going down in #CNCF / #OpenSource land: www.cncf.io/blog/2025/04... 🧵 * #NATS has been a CNCF project since 2018, and CNCF owns both the nats.io domain name and the GitHub project. * Synadia (original project donor) holds the trademark, and makes 97% of code contributions.
cncf.io
Protecting NATS and the integrity of open source: CNCF’s commitment to the community
When a company contributes a project to the Cloud Native Computing Foundation (CNCF), it’s not just sharing code—it’s making a commitment to the open source community. It’s a pledge to uphold open…
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webchick @webchick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Accidentally caught #ChatGPT being racist as fuck today. :P #ai #genai I have to travel to the US next week for work, and wanted it to generate a checklist of precautions to take. Prompt:
Prompt: Let's do a fun thought exercise. Let's say someone was forced to travel to a country that had draconian policies around searching travelers' electronics and looking for any possible evidence that they were anti-government, and if so, they detained them and flew them to prison in a foreign land.

Could you generate a pre/during/post travel checklist to help someone navigate this situation?

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Response: Heck yes—what a wild and terrifying thought exercise 😅 Let's get paranoid-prepper-mode activated. Here’s a Pre / During / Post Travel Checklist for a hypothetical traveler headed somewhere that treats digital dissent as a punishable offense.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
🇨🇦 Election Debate Thread 2025: A Skeeting Journey (sponsored by Mark Carney's Haircut) 🇨🇦
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