Reposted by Jordanconcerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 3heverything is interdisciplinary. everything is interdisciplinary. everything is interdisciplinary. 111
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 5hIts all about finding your own hot chicken. Maybe for you thats boba 020
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 5hThis impression is devastatingly accurate if someone got my mannerisms this good i would have to kill myself 020
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 8hBreaking confidentiality by sending my boyfriend an image of the gleam 160
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 8hThey brought the worlds baldest cop to talk to me on zoom. And they want me to say thank you 170
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Pervert is a slur for men . It derives from the German for penis because they used to roll libidinized men up in carpets and they looked like uncut penises 033
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 10hI told her: you all have so much swag. And she said We have to because of misogyny 0105
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 10hMy white daughter has a white friend. And you would never guess how strange her name is 040
Reposted by Jordanpenny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 11hshawty built like a sleep paralysis demon 091
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 10hcoming face to face with someone ive been practicing an impression of all day 152
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 11hI wouldnt suggest but maybe you will like them theyre just my second favorite form of christian rock 010
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 11hMen with bad bo are actually exhibiting an adaptation called “mimicry.” By smelling like onions they signal to predators that they may taste foul or even be dangerous #evolutionarypsychology 041
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 12hI am risking life and limb to take off my bra while operating a vehicle 031
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 12hMud can become dirt through a process called drying. This only works in this one direction, however 1172
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 12hPeeing is NATURAL and INTUITIVE and provided many evolutionary advantages to our early ancestors 073
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 13hWhen youre as cisgendered as i am these things come naturally 040
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 13hThe Quacks who have given me my degree are a bunch of pathologically credulous tiktok brained morons 061
Reposted by Jordanconcerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 16hduring these extreme heat warnings please try to shower for your community’s well being 043
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 15hAnd if you have high waisted white pants that show off your ankles you dont even need a degree they just let you come teach 061
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 15hIf you say you believe in eugenics they let you run the psychology department at most state universities. Its a wonderful system 182
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 15h"let me say this though" we always let you. its called you have power in this room bitch 041
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 17hI keep wanting to historicize incest at my school but I dont think my classmates would understand 152
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 18hFor some people “showing up for your community” means dressing like an old timey train conductor every day 110
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 18hIs it possible that she ate the towers and thats why they fell 140
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 18hWhen you cook pasta you should immediately throw the water away as soon as youre done. Its useless and stupid 140
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bandwidth is a hot commodity when you share a router with a “porn addict” 000
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For me personally my god and my religion are not something that exists only in instagram posts 150
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Honestly i do too its just very unpleasant to have lathered up in the bush and taint and things of that nature 110
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When the walls here crack they leak brown blood. I was so distracted that i accidentally used this horrible trader joes tea tree oil shampoo as body wash and now my whole shit is on fire 130
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I watch these youtube videos of cooking and the things they are making have no referent 020
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026he showed us pictures and was like what is happening here. and it was of boats or of chairs and everyone was like. wow its a baby orphan, the black sheep. #archetype 033
Reposted by JordanDr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026IT TRANSCENDS HISTORY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😫😫😫😫🤩🤩🤩🤩 032
Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Behold the collective unconscious!! Gaze upon it and weep!!!! 041
