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goldfish, m.a.

@cutegoldfish.bsky.social
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Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 6h
Masterclass is letting me teach a three unit course because i told them i know a rare variation of the beloved armpit fart
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 2h
was told i need to be more rigorous 😣 ?
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 2h
it was because i lectured on community today ... omg
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 3h
today was awesome why wasn't i observed today 😭
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concerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 7h
he withdrew when i asked if he was doing anything to prevent what is natural, intuitive, and inevitable for men (going bald)
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 7h
i enjoy phone table no more and no less than the average american
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 18h
discourse on community happening in the youtube shorts discourse community
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🐙🦑👁️one-eyed Guy enjoyer @toldentops.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
anteater chiikawa
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
anteater being abducted
painting of an anteater being abducted by a UFO in the forest
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
anteater monk
silky anteater in robes
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
giant anteater
painting of a giant anteater running in a floral forest
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surfing anteater
painting of an anteater surfing, in the background there are buildings
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 19h
🫧 🫧🫧 o O o 🐟 🪸 . .. .. .🪸... ..
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Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My brain is five years old. And i have never heard of “Psychology” in my life
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this guy def hates me hngnuyrhgh
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if a presentation was a vibe 😁
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concerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
abolish swedish
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
two men on electric scooters. one confides in the other, "i'm going to get a therapist, because i'm sure there's some unpacked baggage—" they turn the corner. their scooters are too fast
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legacy is an impotent male rebellion against death. Legacy is an unmonitored email inbox that never stops receiving reminders of victorias secret clearance sales.
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
   🐟             🐠 🐠         🐠              🐟   🐠  🐠      🐟    🌾     🌾🌱
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
COUNTERTRANSFERENCE
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the lemmings were so kind though 😭
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
goldfish flop era :(
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concerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abolish couple friends!
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concerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
woke up single as hell they came to tell me “we want couple friends” wth does that mean?
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and i am become that which i covet: goldfish in fishbowl
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concerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
walking to class late as hell they came to tell me “we waiting on the prof” wth does that mean?
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guardian angel Robed in tight black, face sunken In silence he gives
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i opened the google doc to wrap up my research and then i found an entire website of rob's letters so what was i going to do??? ignore that? absolutely not
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"naturally gifted" 🤮👎🤮👎🤮👎🤮👎🤮👎🤮👎🤮👎🤮👎
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There is a mass lie that the COVID-19 pandemic and quarantine made it such that students do not do the reading or participate, but used to. Professors please do not weigh in.
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#love #darkacademia #hopelessromantic #poetry #autumnvibes
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all need situations where we can take horses seriously
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
allegedly 5'8", possibly 5'6', or 5'5", most likely 5'3"
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
still thinking about "crumbs in his chest hair"
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he entered with a thing of ice cream and a can of tuna and then he left
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Expansion of community spaces… is this what matters to my community?
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear my laugh and be scared
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They gave my purse a PAP smear at bag check
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Jordan @watchmedoit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Google search how to cite the mutterings of a mentally insane trans woman in apa purdue owl template
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goldfish, m.a. @cutegoldfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"if you think about it, castration is really an advantage" "well i have a scalpel at work. might just come home a better man"
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I TOUCHED DOWN IN KING CITY WHERE ITS LITTY AT
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concerned lawyer @realhypochondriac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
please respect the sanctity of the line.
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“We dont know what was historicized here”
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A renaissance faire ,,,,, is about community afterall
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“HES OKAY 📢” “WOOOOOOO 🎉🎊👏”
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Dr. Aefke @angelinbottle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The horses are so smart
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