iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

How has Anthony Starr not won more awards for his performance as Homelander? It’s unsettling how good it is, goddamn.

Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I used to misspell aspirin as “asapirin” because it’s often abbreviated as “ASA.” That was until I watched The Birdcage. Now all I hear when spelling aspirin is Robin Williams asking what the hell Pirin tablets are and Hank Azaria going “it’s aspirin with the A and the S scraped off.”

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Do you think the spirits will judge me if I get dousing rods off Temu?

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I’ve been really trying to read more in the past few years, and I’m so proud of myself for reading 7 books just in the month of January!! I’m almost halfway to my (modest) 2026 reading goal of 18 books, let’s gooooo.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

2026 Book Ranking (so far) 1. The Intercepts by TJ Payne 2. The September House by Carissa Orlando 3. We Used to Live Here by Marcus Kliewer

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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

TELL ME HOW I JUST STUBBED MY TOE ON MY DOG WTF

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Got a chest freezer on FB marketplace, cleaned it, and tested it overnight. Happy to report that it was $60 well spent - she’s working beautifully. Took some time this morning rearranging and moving frozen goods from the main freezer to the chest in the garage, and the freed up space is soooo nice.

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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...

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Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent

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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Unmotivated to put away your clean clothes that’re in piles or baskets? Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search. Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 26/10/2025

the duality of man

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Look, I know I would die. Logically, I know that. Obviously. ... That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.

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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 07/10/2025

One person’s Emerald Dream is another person’s Emerald Nightmare 💚

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mack spotts @macksf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Bro it's wiiiiiiiiiild to do a PHQ-9 and have your score be a single digit. What do you mean you're not going to tell me about 988 and ask a bunch more questions?

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a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air

ALT: a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Elin Winkler @doronjosama.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I am DELIGHTED by this hall cosplay from Dragon*Con! THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!

Brilliant and terrifying cosplay of the Quizno's Spongmonkeys from the truly demented Quizno's commercials from 20 years ago.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

I don't need a camera inside my 3D printer to show me the print progress, I need a camera on the outside pointing at the filament spool because there's a 25% chance it's tangled. I suppose a filament clip could fix this issue, too, but then I'd have to remember to put them on and that's jazz, baby

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Placed a hefty Dominos order and Thunderstruck started playing on the radio. This must be what taking down a sabertooth must’ve felt like back in the day.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

More movies should give Christopher Lloyd a gatling gun.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally?

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

AC. If you're hot, they're hot - let them in.

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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

signs of cats who are running for cat mayor of somerville, massachusetts

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named hermes squirmies

a pink sign for a cat running for cat mayor named beatrix. her slogan is “no kings, only princesses”

a sign for a cat running for cat mayor named Luna. her slogan is “pro zoomies, chaos, and attention”

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

The only downside to WFH is that it’s much less exciting when I steal office supplies now. You telling me I gotta actually go out and buy Post-Its? Ew.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

One day I'll get tired of chili oil fried eggs over rice but today's NOT THE DAY.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

I keep saying I'm "entering my villain era" but really all I'm doing is unapologetically reenforcing my boundaries.

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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Hulk Hogan (Wrestler, Actor, Racist) dead at 71.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Wow, another Emmy snub for Grey's Anatomy. Lexie and Mark didn't die 12 seasons ago for Grey-Sloan to be slandered in this way. SMDH

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The DoD is about to employ self-proclaimed MechaHitler???

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

as a reminder the rat that snitched on Luigi Mangione did not and will never get the money, and neither will you

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Ok but why did my fatass immediately think, “I could fit so many HEB Butter tortillas in this baby…”

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

And when these photos appear in textbooks in a couple of decades, they'll tell their grandkids that Everyone Was Doing It and How Were They To Know It Was Wrong.

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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

If you're in line for Pacific Rim canonically happening in the year 2025 STAY IN LINE

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Mr. Encyclopedia @eopoint.com · 12/06/2025

How it feels to have executive dysfunction

A screenshot of a Windows XP error dialog that reads "Could not complete action because no" with an OK button

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Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Let he who is without SKRRT, DROP THAT first YEET.

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Nenia Campbell | Dark Romance Author @neniacampbell.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

It's Stuff Your Kindle Day so make sure to check out romancebookworms.com to get your free romances from participating authors! I'm offering Raise the Bløød, my gothic horror romance, and I need you to tell me these tags sold you on the book because I laughed my ass off while making them.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Going through airport security and my bag got flagged. Me to Security: Oh. It’s bologna. Security: Haha, yeah. Anything sharp or hazardous in your bag? Me: No, really. It’s a 3.5lb bologna. That’s what flagged. Security, looking at the scanner image of just solid meat: Oh.

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