Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Capitan America: Civil War makes almost NO fucking sense plot wise… And it’s still my favorite Cap ‘Merica movie. 000
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Happy EWF Day to all those who celebrate.static.klipy.comEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)ALT: Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember) 043
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026May I humbly present to you, one of my favorite mashups in these trying times.. youtu.be/kY0gdlmXc0M?...youtu.beDJ Cummerbund - Semi-Charmed SignYouTube video by DJ Cummerbund 020
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Wait… Do they not use Scantrons anymore for testing!?! WTF!?! 020
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If the world were just: -Dolly would still be here -IT would have happened in 2013 before we ever entered this cursed timeline. -And both Howard and Jesse would have been joint lead singers of Killswitch Engage 8 years ago. Checkmate theists. 010
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Niche flashback to 2016 Destiny discourse: Warlock jump isn’t bad, you just have to be intelligent to utilize it you braindead Hunters… 341
Reposted by SchraverRandall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop 6454721561
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I was in track & field and cross country running & skiing since 2002. I have had half a dozen Nalgene bottles before Bush crashed the economy. I will not sit here and be mocked for having an “emotional support water bottle” just because now it’s double walled steel and BPA free. Get fucked, gen z. 030
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I just plugged in and fired up my Wii for the first time since like… 2009? HOW DOES IT KNOW THE EXACT DATE STILL!?! SHIT AIN’T HAD ELECTRICITY SINCE THE MIYAN CALENDAR WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL US IN 2012!?! 030
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh god… I just heard that Phil Collins and Bruce Willis have contacted their families to say their final goodbyes. I AM SO SCARED TO GO TO BED TONIGHT ISTG I CAN NOT TAKE THIS WEEK ANYMORE 😭 020
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Still can’t believe the Reaper took D and T but not D.T. 😔 030
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026NOW TIM!?!static.klipy.comMan Slams Desk, Papers FlyALT: Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly 020
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 25/08/2026NOOOOOO NOT DOLLY!!!static.klipy.comMan Crying Emotionally on CouchALT: Man Crying Emotionally on Couch 052
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Just found out there’s a live stream of Best of Attitude Era: Full Match Marathon. Literally tuned in, within 5 seconds watched Stone Cold hit a Stunner on the Rock, ring him out, and climb the turnbuckles. What a perfect Friday night goldmine to crush some beers to 🍻 www.youtube.com/live/zm_Lhcd...youtube.comBest of The Attitude Era: Full Match MarathonYouTube video by WWE Vault 000
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Okay but we can all agree that 2004-2009 were the peak years of the last 3 decades, right? 030
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026AUSTIN 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!static.klipy.comStone Cold Steve Austin's Iconic Beer BashALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin's Iconic Beer Bash 111
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m prepared to accept the hate for this… For the first like 15 years I saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I didn’t laugh at any of it. 200
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Coheed and Cambria’s Second Stage Turbine Blade, In Keeping Secrets Of Silent Earth 3, and Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV is possibly the most GOATed run of the 21’s century. The fact that it’s the band’s debut trio just makes it all the more incredible. 000
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026THE FAMOUS SNIPER HIT-MARKER SOUND FOR CALL OF DUTY CAME FROM THE EMPERORS NEW GROOVE!!! 130
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Watching Air Force One right now and it’s crazy to think that Harrison Ford is doing things that 47 would NEVER have the balls or capacity to ever do. Like pretty much anything in this movie. 010
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Unpopular Opinion: USA should lower it’s (soft) drinking age to 18yo again like the rest of the civilized world. 250
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 21/07/2026God I would do unspeakable things for KBBQ right this very moment… 130
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Well… tonight I hit Lvl 150 in Helldivers 2 on Xbox. And I have completed all the Warbonds. In less than 11 months. 010
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026As per usual, England as to ruin EVERY good thing happening… 000
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Further proof that everything the sundowning jackass in the WH touches instantly turns to catastrophic shit… 130
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Someone in the neighborhood is launching a buncha fireworks on a random Wed evening. And for some reason I had a glimmer in my heart when I thought that IT had happened. And then when I refreshed my news feeds I got nothing except really sad again :< 031
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Me watching Canada land ANOTHER goal…static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead MemeALT: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead Meme 100
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Croatia’s goalie is fucking BONKERS!static.klipy.comHoly Shit Shades Off MemeALT: Holy Shit Shades Off Meme 000
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I cried so hard tonight hugging a kid who is going back to the west coast with the other half of his family. I have never been a father and hopefully I’ll never be a father. But I gave my legacy to him and hopefully he’ll do great.😭 050
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Soccer works like a video game wherein someone takes a tap and then goes down on the ground until a teammate comes over and holds X to get them up and then they’re perfectly fine 🙄 120
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Johnny Depp’s rum looks freakin’ sick, dude. Will double back when we pop it and I’ve had a taste. 110
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Damn it would be crazy if IT HAPPENED today on Memorial Day… 030
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Alright answer me this shit… We all have one broom for sweeping in the house, right? Why the FUCK do we need a new toilet brush to clean each toilet?! Why do I need to have 4 toilet brushes?! Can’t we just reuse one, or at least two?! 110
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Nah, I made up my mind. Bilmuri was my #1 best live experience as a crowd ever. 130
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Can someone versed in D&D answer me something. To defeat a vampire with a stake does it have to be wooden specifically? 101
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 20/05/2026One of these days I’m going to wake up, and he isn’t… And honestly that’s one of the few things that gives me so much joy and hope for the future. 171
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 19/05/2026It’s weird how the strangest paradigms shift as you get older. Like how “shut-up” isn’t actually a swear word, your parents/aunts/uncles just don’t like facing the fact of being told that sometimes they need to shut-up from someone younger than them. 020
Schraver @schraver.bsky.social · 19/05/2026“Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole. Nate Dog is about to make some bodies turn cold.” Is still, to this day, possibly the hardest 4 bars still accepted today. 000
